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Toon³
02 May 2006, 11:48 AM
Dweeb!

Hahahaha

Sapphire
02 May 2006, 12:18 PM
My favorite thing about France was the roundabouts. No stoplights ever. To a girl from Houston, it was paradise.

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 03:53 PM
Hahahaha


What are you laughing at dweeb?

My favorite thing about France was the roundabouts. No stoplights ever. To a girl from Houston, it was paradise.


How do you know when to go? I would never trust the other people driving in one of those things.

Sapphire
02 May 2006, 07:50 PM
How do you know when to go? I would never trust the other people driving in one of those things.You just go; you almost never have to stop, just slow down at the roundabout, and turn when you reach the direction you want to go. It's gotta be ALOT more efficient than a stoplight.

JayRockers!
02 May 2006, 08:15 PM
http://drivers.com/img/articles/334_roundabout1.jpg

I can't even figure out where to go on that thing.I think if you look at the little green next to the two arrows pointing "up", you'll find that you go straight to hell if you use it.

Thx,

Jay!

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 08:51 PM
http://drivers.com/img/articles/334_roundabout1.jpg

I think if you look at the little green next to the two arrows pointing "up", you'll find that you go straight to hell if you use it.

Thx,

Jay!


Why? Does it take you to Newcastle or something?

Toon³
02 May 2006, 08:58 PM
Why? Does it take you to Newcastle or something?

HA!

Someone in the Man U forum made the rather funny comment that Jihad is slang for BJ in tennessee

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 09:01 PM
HA!

Someone in the Man U forum made the rather funny comment that Jihad is slang for BJ in tennessee


If that were true, then my mouth would be pretty sore once I've had my revenge.

Toon³
02 May 2006, 09:03 PM
If that were true, then my mouth would be pretty sore once I've had my revenge.

So it is true?

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 09:10 PM
So it is true?


You seem pretty anxious to get serviced. The wife not putting out?

Toon³
02 May 2006, 09:17 PM
You seem pretty anxious to get serviced. The wife not putting out?

Nope, she's too pregnant.

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 09:23 PM
Nope, she's too pregnant.


Well, you'll just have to get used to it, cause that ain't changing once the baby pops out.

Toon³
02 May 2006, 09:27 PM
Well, you'll just have to get used to it, cause that ain't changing once the baby pops out.

Thank you Zinn, oh oracale of love. :D :D

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 09:31 PM
Thank you Zinn, oh oracale of love. :D :D


Hey, I'm just keeping it real. That baby is going to be the death of little toon. :D

Sapphire
02 May 2006, 09:35 PM
I thought pregnant women were usually pretty over-sexed. Hormones and all that.

Toon³
02 May 2006, 09:35 PM
Hey, I'm just keeping it real. That baby is going to be the death of little toon. :D

lol, enough about my sex life.

Howard Zinn
02 May 2006, 09:40 PM
I thought pregnant women were usually pretty over-sexed. Hormones and all that.

I think that is early in the pregnancy, maybe.

lol, enough about my sex life.

I suggest taking on a mistress.

Sapphire
02 May 2006, 09:42 PM
Sorry Toony. :D


Ok, so tonight on TCM, Maltese Falcon

and Birth of a Nation (:eek: very difficult to watch; I'm trying right now)

They really are playing some interesting films these days.

Toon³
02 May 2006, 09:46 PM
I thought pregnant women were usually pretty over-sexed. Hormones and all that.

It was rampant during the first couple of months but now she is larger it's sorta gone.

Sapphire
02 May 2006, 09:51 PM
It was rampant during the first couple of months but now she is larger it's sorta gone.Actually, I just did an informal poll of a couple of girlfriends who are mothers, and they say that libido decreases in the first trimester, due to mourning sickness etc, and in the third, because you're bigger and your body always hurts; but that the second trimester was a wild sex romp.