Fox Sports World Fun

[HalaMadrid]

Originally posted by jjayg
No $hit. Even my wife the magical seamstress couldn't get that thing to work worth a damn! $hit I still need to call you. Aggh work!

[jjayg]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
$hit I still need to call you. Aggh work!
I'll be home tonight until about 9:20 then I gotta a game to go to.

[Dr. Wankler]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
This Handy-Stitch thing you got is absolutely useless, though.

I'm not sure, because it was pretty late at night, but I could've sworn I saw that thing advertised on the Discovery Health Channel as the "Home Vasectomy Kit."

[jamesf24]

How bout the "if you are not at least 60lbs overweight, then this product is not for you, it's too expensive"

Like that's not reverse psychology....


Geeze - they try to make it look like a prescription.



My vote goes to Max over JPD and the others. He's just funny.

James

[kingwho]

Originally posted by firesting81
That doctor! Oh my god, what can you say. He talks like he's getting nervously aroused thw whole time.


my pals and i have nicknamed him dr. pervy

[kingwho]

i am glad they are not showing the "knife" infomercial right now
the guy who does those (jeremy ??) creeps me out
his head is extra large and square
with giant ears and those big nasty drawn-on eyebrows
not to mention the weird skin color he's got going

and whats with the wild hand gestures by billy mays (aka the ding king)
he doesnt do the knives or the handy-stitch cuz he would hurt someone with his flailing

at least the handy stitch can sew up a flag!!!

and then there is the rotiserrie 1/2 hour commercial

[monop_poly]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
That is the most ridiculous 'invention' ever. It doesn't even do it for you.you just lay it on and fold it yourself.

That guy Billy Mays is able to sell anything. Who else could take a couple of 10 cent suction cups, attach them to a handle, call it a 'dent remover' and sell it for 20 bucks?

It's all in the glue.

[usa1950]

The Canadian with the glasses is a bit arousing in a Tina Fey, Lisa Loeb kinda way.

And if you own the fillet knife, you could have read that post through a tomato.

[Fonsos]

Originally posted by kingwho
i am glad they are not showing the "knife" infomercial right now
the guy who does those (jeremy ??) creeps me out
his head is extra large and square
with giant ears and those big nasty drawn-on eyebrows
not to mention the weird skin color he's got going


Laughing -- I didn't mean to jar any painful and disturbing memories. LOL

Hey,
I miss that Rotisserie commercial. I mean where else can you see an ad that spends a hlaf hour telling you how to use an advanced crock pot with a spit to cook and entire meal. Actually, I do want a Rotisserie cooker but it's because I throw down in the kitchen and it's one of those hobby tools.

Hey, I never said the chick wasn't cute. I think she's alright but the glasses gotta go. Kinda weirding me out.

Read this through a tomato slice. LOL

[Theo]

the handy stitch commericial is so bad. what made-for-TV movies has Mary Beth Hoyt been in? and she says "you can fix a pocket without taking off your pants." that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. what if you stitched too far to the center?

some of the Fox Sports World specific commericials are funny. the one with the elements, and they say "Fire, Water, Earth...and SOCCER!" so loud and weird.

[FC Carolina]

I'm convinced that Billy Mays is Ron Popeel's son, or nephew or something. The kind of salesmanship they posess has to be genetic.

I just saw a commercial for the FSW Report, and, if you look carefully, there's about a 1-second clip of the chick with glasses, except she's not wearing the glasses.

I can't tell you how many times I've needed to read through a tomato slice. I should get one of those knives.

[panicfc]

Lord I lift your name on high.....

The Iron Maiden commercials are by far the best.

What a great thread, and worthy of its placement.

BIGSOCCER hits FSW in APRIL!!!

The thought is enough to mesmerize you for more than a moment. your posts being read on the air, interactive media, max Bretos reacting to "SHUT THE HELL UP MAX",

Billy May with his commercials during our time slots...

FSW....Rupert Murdoch is a god among men

[Fonsos]

I'd like to thank everyone for participating in this thread. As I stated in my initial post,this is for fun and their ads make it so easy. God Bless them for the Footy Coverage, second to none, now if we can only change that with a few better announcers or at least an expanded edition of Sky Sports News and they should bring back Kirsty Gallagher. She was the very easy on the eyes Brunette that hosted the show from time to time. Visit that website and you may want to add to your Favorites.

Gurgling like Homer Simpson