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NBlue
18 Apr 2006, 12:18 PM
My apologies if this has already been posted but I did not see it:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=365115&root=mls&cc=5901

My favorite part is this gem:


I'm 12 years old and doing two-touch passing against the concrete wall in my backyard. After finishing a left foot to right foot sequence, I put my foot on the ball and gaze off into the distance. My daydream begins and I visualize the grandeur of it all: a big crowd in a hostile setting, a U.S. jersey with my name on the back, a chance to match wits with a few of the top players in the world, and, to stay true to the 12-year-old mentality, oranges and Capri Suns for halftime.

Little did I know that I would live the very dream from so long ago (U.S. vs. Germany in Dortmund in front of 65,000 and No. 4 jersey with my name on it) ... though I apparently forgot to envision who won the game, how I would play, and the effect a halftime without oranges and Capri Suns would have on the team.

So parents, a word to the wise: When you encourage your kids to dream big and to dream often, remind them to visualize the whole experience and not just the setting, unless of course, you want them to endure a forgettable 10 minutes and a hammering in the media for character-building purposes.

Sachsen
18 Apr 2006, 01:54 PM
THAT was your favorite part? Come on, all the stuff about Barney the purple dinosaur and his assets had me rolling on the floor. One of Conrad's funniest articles yet!

swedust
18 Apr 2006, 02:23 PM
I have no idea if his USMNT playing career will end up being as decorated as Marcello Balboa's, but I feel it is no risk whatever to say that Conrad's post-playing-career media career will far outstrip Celo's.

Hed7181
18 Apr 2006, 02:25 PM
I have no idea if his USMNT playing career will end up being as decorated as Marcello Balboa's, but I feel it is no risk whatever to say that Conrad's post-playing-career media career will far outstrip Celo's.

If Conrad doesn't make the final 23, he should be offered a position as a color analyst for WC06 games. Seriously.

NBlue
18 Apr 2006, 02:43 PM
THAT was your favorite part? Come on, all the stuff about Barney the purple dinosaur and his assets had me rolling on the floor. One of Conrad's funniest articles yet!


Well I was trying to keep this a family thread ;)

Adam Zebrowski
18 Apr 2006, 03:25 PM
if conrad doesn't make the final 23, he's got his real job, although analyst from espn headquarters wouldn't be bad...

lets have a nightly wrap up show....today at the world cup...highlights, analysis, interviews..

30 minutes...c'mon espn!!

MLS SupaStr3
18 Apr 2006, 04:20 PM
If Conrad doesn't make the final 23, he should be offered a position as a color analyst for WC06 games. Seriously.
I would love this. He should be given his own show with Ray Hudson.

purojogo
18 Apr 2006, 05:02 PM
(w/o reading article) Dude, he is just too funny...His talent is wasted on the field..Please someone have him go to Germany....as a writer....

and if he could also inject some of that fun in the way KC plays, all the better...

(yes, 3-0-0 is good....but who says it can't be done with a better GD? :p )

Edit....just read it... pretty good....

tbgh
25 May 2006, 03:55 PM
Now that he's made the roster, I thought this deserved a bump.