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mplsTOON
02 Mar 2007, 11:57 AM
Thinking of taking up this trendy new thing they call football-supporting, but not sure what team it would be best to pick?

well let football365 help you out with "The Floater's Guide to Sp*rs" (http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8751_1954665,00.html)

"Are you looking for a club that, despite its lack of any measurable success, has the misplaced air of superiority usually only seen on shop assistants who work in designer clothing stores?"
ToonUSA
02 Mar 2007, 02:47 PM
Tottenham Hostpur Football Club was formed by renegade artists and poets and philosophers, who thought that their former institutions lacked artistic and creative purity. It was named after Sir Harry Blanchflower Hotspur, a minor character in Shakespeare's Dixon of Dock Green

Hahahha

Good find Mpls.
Dirt McGirt
02 Mar 2007, 04:54 PM
Thinking of taking up this trendy new thing they call football-supporting, but not sure what team it would be best to pick?

well let football365 help you out with "The Floater's Guide to Sp*rs" (http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8751_1954665,00.html)
All out of rep.:(

So true.
JayRockers!
03 Mar 2007, 12:06 PM
Are they relegation safe yet? I'd love to see Sp*rs collapse and go down.

Thx,

Jay!
colinh9
03 Mar 2007, 01:09 PM
Football365 is class. Their 50 reasons to be happy artcile is absolutely hysterical.
mplsTOON
04 Mar 2007, 12:09 PM
Are they relegation safe yet? I'd love to see Sp*rs collapse and go down.

Thx,

Jay!

they were down 2-0 at half time against Wet Spam...

but now the Chickens of North London have done and tied it up.

oh well, it was fun while it lasted...
JayRockers!
04 Mar 2007, 01:07 PM
Aww, ********! They came back and won. Undeservedly. Where'd that extra minute of stoppage time come from?

Thx,

Jay!
mplsTOON
04 Mar 2007, 01:16 PM
Reveal: Sp*rs still are shit...no matter the result.
Lillywhite
15 Mar 2007, 05:33 PM
Hello you striped [awesome club]. [How's it feel to beat us home and away?]
ToonUSA
15 Mar 2007, 05:39 PM
Angry Sp*r rant

3-1 & 3-2.

Thanks for playing.
OrlandoSPUR
16 Mar 2007, 08:51 AM
We’ll it’s fifty odd years and we’ve still won ******** all

‘Cept the Intertoto Cup which is terribly small

When they held it aloft we couldn’t see it at all

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2296499629

We’re the boys from the Toon



We take our shirts off on a freezing cold night

Because we’re such fat basta**ds they’re too ********ing tight

http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2057483142 http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4276893016

But the cold keeps us awake while the teams playing shite

We’re the boys from the Toon



Like most of our fans our strikers are on the sick

A hundred grand a week Owen’s taking the mick

And 9 mill for the Spanish guy who plays like a dick

We’re the boys from the Toon



We’re the best fans in the world they all say so

Truth to tell it’s just that we’ve got nowhere else to go

Saint James’s Parks the best place for a comedy show

We’re the boys from the Toon
mplsTOON
16 Mar 2007, 09:12 AM
Who would have thought its possible to teach bad poetry in special ed classes in Florida these days?

Did you write that yorself sport or did you just learn the "Control "C" and Control "V" function on yer computer?
OrlandoSPUR
16 Mar 2007, 09:35 AM
Who would have thought its possible to teach bad poetry in special ed classes in Florida these days?

Did you write that yorself sport or did you just learn the "Control "C" and Control "V" function on yer computer?


....unfortunatley I can't even take the credit for this verse, however its so apt don't you think? BCMA :D did it hit a nerve? what was incorrect about it?
BayernWake
16 Mar 2007, 10:15 AM
Where were all the Sp*rs fans when swept them this season?

Get kicked out of Europe and they all come out of the woodwork...
mplsTOON
16 Mar 2007, 11:58 AM
....unfortunatley I can't even take the credit for this verse, however its so apt don't you think? BCMA :D did it hit a nerve? what was incorrect about it?

Well you do live in the cesspool of the USA: Orlando Florida...the Everglades are indeed a filter for the sewage the runs out of Florida.

but read my post carefully...unless of course I need to spell it out for you? This is the "Regrettable Sp*rs Appreciation Thread" after all.:rolleyes:
OrlandoSPUR
16 Mar 2007, 12:37 PM
Well you do live in the cesspool of the USA: Orlando Florida...the Everglades are indeed a filter for the sewage the runs out of Florida.

...if you could help me with some of your giro money I will gladly leave here and move back to England. what is it tuesday you get your cheque?

but read my post carefully...unless of course I need to spell it out for you? This is the "Regrettable Sp*rs Appreciation Thread" after all.:rolleyes:

....no shit mate i was here when the original bet was made with Graeme. I didn't want troll on your actually match threads so I thought this would be the best place for it. Kind of like a Spurs thread in the barcode forum.
Dirt McGirt
16 Mar 2007, 01:33 PM
Ha Spurs and Mackems always cheer me up.:D
pookspur
16 Mar 2007, 01:41 PM
Ha Spurs and Mackems always cheer me up.:D

gotta get your joy somewhere.
Dirt McGirt
16 Mar 2007, 01:54 PM
gotta get your joy somewhere.
Sure like you guys much better than the Dutch who invaded our board. I didn't realize they were still so sensitive about that whole German occupation thing.:D
sendorange
16 Mar 2007, 02:01 PM
Where were all the Sp*rs fans when swept them this season?

Get kicked out of Europe and they all come out of the woodwork...
Says the plastic clown playing up his Bayern support now Newcash are out. Although don't worry, your other team will be joining them in an end of season party soon.

How long until you add Manchester United into your profile?