The Regrettable Spurs Appreciation Thread

[Dirt McGirt]

Spurs are really bad.

It's not even funny anymore.
On no it's still funny.:p

[colinh9]

On no it's still funny.:p

yup.

[BayernWake]

UPDATE:

Definitely still funny.

[Dirt McGirt]

ROBINHO: SPURS NOT A BIG CLUB
Posted 15/02/07 16:07
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Real Madrid forward Robinho has moved to quash speculation he could join Tottenham if he had to leave the Bernabeu.

The Brazilian international has failed to nail down a regular place in the Real team since Fabio Capello took over the reins in the summer.

After expressing his frustration at the lack of first-team opportunities this season, the 23-year-old has suggested he could quit Los Merengues if he doesn't get more game time.

Reports in Spain have linked Robinho with a move to White Hart Lane, but the former Santos ace says he is not interested in going to Spurs as he does not see them "as a big club".

"Reports that I'd move to Tottenham are wide of the mark," the Samba star told Marca.

"If I had to leave Real, I'd choose to join another big club. I don't regard Tottenham Hotspur as a big club." In other news the sky is still blue.

[BayernWake]

Classic.

[mplsTOON]

Poor Sp*rs, henceforth to be known as "The Chickens of North London," fans have taken to lingusitic gymnastics and poor translation (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10719454&postcount=184) to explain away Robinho's Quote.

I won't go into detail but the poster is right Robinho didn't say anything about Sp*rs when he was interviewed...two days ago.

[ToonUSA]

Poor Sp*rs, henceforth to be known as "The Chickens of North London," fans have taken to lingusitic gymnastics and poor translation (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10719454&postcount=184) to explain away Robinho's Quote.

I won't go into detail but the poster is right Robinho didn't say anything about Sp*rs when he was interviewed...two days ago.

What is the matter with you?

[mplsTOON]

What is the matter with you?

Schadenfreude Mein Leibchen, Schadenfreude...

or if you prefer epicaricacy I can do that as well.

[ToonUSA]

????????

Why are you trying to be honest and fair when it comes to making fun of Spurs. They would give us no such treatment.

[mplsTOON]

Good God man...trying to be honest?! Honest is saying that "Spurs are Shit" without using "*" to replace the vowels.

Honesty is pointing out that, while "techically", he is correct in the same way that a eight year old will explain and extrapolate the trajectory of the Christmas tree vis a vis a chimney to ensure their Tickle Me Elmo is brought by the overwieght elf wearing a red velour tracksuit trimmed in faux fur, instead of the truth which is far blander and often less controversial, just to make themselves feel like the 13 year old who doesn't give a damn anymore becuase he knows the short red fat guy just doesn't exist.

Honesty is saying that the poster is dumb enough not to check the date of the article he cites with the date of the "slander" against his club.

Honesty is a polite way of calling him an asshat.

[ToonUSA]

Good God man...trying to be honest?! Honest is saying that "Spurs are Shit" without using "*" to replace the vowels.

Honesty is pointing out that, while "techically", he is correct in the same way that a eight year old will explain and extrapolate the trajectory of the Christmas tree vis a vis a chimney to ensure their Tickle Me Elmo is brought by the overwieght elf wearing a red velour tracksuit trimmed in faux fur, instead of the truth which is far blander and often less controversial, just to make themselves feel like the 13 year old who doesn't give a damn anymore becuase he knows the short red fat guy just doesn't exist.

Honesty is saying that the poster is dumb enough not to check the date of the article he cites with the date of the "slander" against his club.

Honesty is a polite way of calling him an asshat.

I understood the part about how stupid his reason was but you did say this:

I won't go into detail but the poster is right Robinho didn't say anything about Sp*rs when he was interviewed...two days ago.

Not that big of a deal I was just pointing out Spurs fans wouldn't of given us the benefit of the doubt.

[mplsTOON]

Good God man...trying to be honest?! Honest is saying that "Spurs are Shit" without using "*" to replace the vowels.

Honesty is pointing out that, while "techically", he is correct in the same way that a eight year old will explain and extrapolate the trajectory of the Christmas tree vis a vis a chimney to ensure their Tickle Me Elmo is brought by the overwieght elf wearing a red velour tracksuit trimmed in faux fur, instead of the truth, which is often far blander and often less controversial, just to make themselves feel like the 13 year old who doesn't give a damn anymore becuase he knows the short red fat guy just doesn't exist.

Honesty is saying that the poster is dumb enough not to check the date of the article he cites with the date of the "slander" against his club.

Honesty is using irony and politely calling him an asshat.

[ToonUSA]

Why the repost?

[mplsTOON]

Quel bizzarre..double post!

my apologies to the audience...ill be here all week. Try the fish.

[ToonUSA]

Quel bizzarre..double post!

my apologies to the audience...ill be here all week. Try the fish.

What's even more shocking is they came 8 minutes apart.

That makes it really bizarre.

[mplsTOON]

not sure how that happened...time warp? Worm hole? Looked into Sir Alex Ferguson'e wee beetie eyes for a little too long maybe?

[ToonUSA]

not sure how that happened...time warp? Worm hole? Looked into Sir Alex Ferguson'e wee beetie eyes for a little too long maybe?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200310/r10870_25609.jpg

Red faced twat he is.

[mplsTOON]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200310/r10870_25609.jpg

Red faced twat he is.

He looks like a drunk, but then again he is Scottish

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/03/11/jol_martin_thfc_profile_2005new.jpg

Martin Jol, leads with his chin...

[pookspur]

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/03/11/jol_martin_thfc_profile_2005new.jpg

Martin Jol, leads with his chin...

... and follows with a devastating forehead.

[mplsTOON]

He does have a Great Big Heed...like Sputnik, spherical, yet pointy in parts.