Official Mr. Show Thread

[mkb3]

Ok, just trying to see if there are any Mr. Show fans out there. If so, bring on your favorite lines. If not, check it out on DVD (former HBO comedy show with David Cross and Bob Odenkirk).

Imminent Death Syndrome (IDS): It puts us all in an awkward position!

[SixFeetUnder]

"I ain't afraid of no rolley coaster!" (The Devastator)

"Can't a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing meeeeee!" (Fuzz)


Love that show, but can't find it on anywhere...

[Dolemite]

absolutley amazing show. i own the dvd of the first two seasons, but it irks me that they haven't put out season three and four yet. you can download just about all of season three and four from kazaa.... that's what i did.

some favorite sketches:
Buddhists vs. the fat kids camp
the story of everest
Taint Magazine
East coast vs. West coast ventriloquism war
NASA decides to blow up the moon
Wyckyd Sceptre
Titanica
anything with Senator Tankerbell

goddamn i love this show.... too bad HBO cancelled it. it was really groundbreaking stuff. hopefully HBO will come out with another sketch comedy show. oh and David Cross is a great stand up comic. his latest CD is funny as hell

[amerifolklegend]

Originally posted by SixFeetUnder

Love that show, but can't find it on anywhere...

:confused:

try a video store.

[SixFeetUnder]

Originally posted by amerifolklegend
:confused:

try a video store.

I guess I meant to say I can't find it anywhere on TV, like HBO or Comedy Central...

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by amerifolklegend
:confused:

try a video store.


plus HBO has only released the first two seasons on dvd (or tape, allthough i haven't seen any vhs copies yet). and in my opion, the third and fourth season are much better than the first two

[Frieslander]

"Show me your wienis!"

[mkb3]

Originally posted by Frieslander
"Show me your wienis!"

What about shitting on the flag?

"Here comes the ************ storm!"

"You ************ on us? Well, now...I...************...on....YOUUUUUU!"

"Milk, milk, lemonade....'round the corner, the FUDGE IS MADE!"

[Dave Marino-Nachison]

All hail the conquering impresario!

[eneste]

http://www.bobanddavid.com/mrshow_archive/assets/seas304.jpg

Welcome to the altered state of Druggachusettes!

"As mayor of Druggachusettes I declare this pizza to be... awesome!"

Dolemite got me into Mr. Show. I want the season 3 and 4 DVD to come out soon.

[mkb3]

I love the one about the kid who tried to commit suicide after listening to Titanica's "Try Suicide".

"Try! Try! Try again! Head first this time!"

Hoooo, that is rich.

Another favorite is the one about the guy dying of cancer who goes to the guitar school.

"Guitar God!"

"I thought I was good until I met you. Until...I...met...you..."

Man, my wife gets sick of me quoting my favorite lines. But, the humor has a long half life.

[Dan Loney]

Jeepers Creepers, Semi-Star.

[Matrim55]

Originally posted by eneste
http://www.bobanddavid.com/mrshow_archive/assets/seas304.jpg

Welcome to the altered state of Druggachusettes!

"As mayor of Druggachusettes I declare this pizza to be... awesome!"


"Oh, man, the professor's freakin' out!"

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"Remember kids: Never take more than you can handle, and always know your dealer!"

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"Yeah, I did some zit cream commercials. I've still got that first script..."

"Frame it. Bury it. Walk 15 paces away. Dig it up in 20 years and teach the world to sing!"

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"We'll be shrinking ourselves down to microscopic size and injecting ourselves into the bloodstream of Ryan Dorn, the greatest actor the world has ever known."

"Weirder things have been in there..."

"And the wit remains."

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"What are you made of, Philooza?"

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"Dammit, man, the science is too tight!"

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"People, people, people! These... are the party days!"

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"The ghost of Gene Wilder has begun prematurely haunting a countryside estate. When told that Gene Wilder is actually still alive, the ghost had this to say: 'Couldn't this guy just drop already? He hasn't done anything in ****ing forever!'"

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"My life!"

[carolinab]

David: Hi, I’m David Cross. I play the beloved character of David Cross on tv’s Mr. Show. As you all know, the character I play is bald. And, I’m very proud to play this character because we write him as a real bald guy...not--not a bald stereotype.

Bob: [steps back into the picture] He doesn’t speak in bald voice, or live in the bald part of town, or hang out in bald bars.

David: I love the little fella and uh, sometimes you know, I don’t know whether I’m playing David Cross or if David Cross is playing me. But, you know, I--right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross--me, not the character [pause] am bald. [He takes off the wig.]

[SixFeetUnder]

"Hello 9-1-1 it's me agaaaaain. Ronnie's beatin' me agaaaaain. I've got you on speed dial, I wish you'd call ME once in a while."

[Dolemite]

another good sketch is One times Three Minus One

"my partner's name is Pootie T. My name is Wolfgang Amadeus Thelonious Von Funkmiester the 19th 3/4"
"To all my black homies: keep pumpin out the ryhmes and we'll keep repump'em"
"Police be crackin down. they stopped my homie Pootie T talkin about loitering and jaywalking. My man Pootie T is from the streets, he's gotta be able to walk across the streets"

[Freestyle2000]

Indomidable Spirit

"Hi, I'm Fran, and I'm a WOMAN!"

Also - Coupon the Movie ("I'm wetter than I've ever been, and I'm from Canada!"), Jeeper Creepers ("NOOOOOOO! I was on the 18th hole!") and the megaphone crooners.

Who here saw them on the "Hooray for America" tour? The presidential debate: "If education was a dick, I would suck it."

RS

[Mike_Deeee]

Do I come down to where you work and smack the d!ck out of YOUR mouth???!!! (GloboChem scetch)

The best line of the show. Anything else is immaterial. End of discussion.

[mkb3]

Originally posted by Mike_Deeee
Do I come down to where you work and smack the d!ck out of YOUR mouth???!!! (GloboChem scetch)

The best line of the show. Anything else is immaterial. End of discussion.

I dunno. This one's pretty good from the lie detector sketch:

"Have...you...ever...taken apart a train piece by piece?...Ate it?...AFTER, you had just gotten finished derailing it with your penis!?"

[Mike_Deeee]

Originally posted by Mike_Deeee
Anything else is immaterial. End of discussion.