Official Chant list

[DrLudicrous]

This thread isn't for new ideas and suggestions, use one of the other threads for that. This is for posting chants that we will be singing and need to be printed up. I'll start with some from our first game in no particular order. If any of these are wrong or shouldn't be here please correct me.

1. Ole!
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole: Houston, Tejas
repeat

2. We want 6 (fill in one more goal than we have)
We want 6
repeat

3. Dynamo! (sung will marching in)
Dynamo!
drums
Dynamo!

4. Dynamo, Let's Go
Dyna-Mo
Let's Go

5. DeRo score (to the tune of "Mr Tally Man")
Deeeey Ro.
Deeyaayay Ro
De Ro score mon
they wanna go home

6. The ref is an asshole
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
If you think the refs an asshole
If you think the refs an asshole
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)

[nobius]

This is the list that I culled:

### You are my sunshine - dustcowpoke (modified)
you are a wanker a dirty wanker,
your only happy on opening day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads drug dealing,
please don't take my hubcaps away!


### Sung to Dixie - By agswin01
Oh..I'm..wish-ing for the champ-ion-ship
a-long the ba-you's shallow ditches
Dy-na-mo!!
Dy-na-mo!!
Dy-na-mo!!
Bring it home!

Our boys just came from San Jo-se
Ear-ly on one shin-ing day
Dy-na-mo!!
Dy-na-mo!!
Dy-na-mo!!
Welcome home!

Dom and his boys will bring it
Hous-ton!!
Hous-ton!!
In Hous-ton town, we'll wear the crown
to live and die as champ-ions
Hous-ton!!
Hous-ton!!
Way down SOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH in Houston!

### Hi Ho - by troutseth
HI HO . . . HI HO
We are the Dynamo . . .
We'll kick you ass
Out on the grass
HI HO . . . HI HO HI HO HI HO

### (Sung to Auld Lang Syne) - by nobius
Should auld acquaintance be forqot,
See Dallas full of scars?
Obtain'd behind seedy bars;
These are a laughable lot,

Again, FC Dallas, the ball to net,
Thy tears are truly sad,
Make no mistake that we are best,
And Y'all are old and dying.

### Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop" by zolafan
Ay Oh
Dy-na-mo!

Ay Oh
Dy-na-mo!

### De Ro - by nobius

Deeeey Ro.
Deeyaayay Ro
De Ro score mon
they wanna go home
(2x)

One goal two goal three points win!
De Ro Score mon
they wanna go home

### Get up - by Blu N Houston
get up, stand up!!!! Stand up for.... your rights....
get up, stand up...dynamo fight! fight!! fight!!!!

### Sung to Oh Canada
Oh, Dwaye De-Ro
We love when you score goals
Your free kicks are great
When bent or when they're straight

Oh, Dwanye De-Ro!!!
We pledge our loy-al-ty.
(2x)

### Row your boat - by figopimp
Ro ro Dwayne DeRo
He will score some goals
Merrily merrily merrily
Dwayne is on our team

### Cielito Lindo - by nobius with The Spleen
ay ay ay ay canta para De Ro
porque cantando se aprende
cielito juego a cantarlo todo

ay, ay, ay, ayaaayyy!
dwanye de-ro-saariooo!
he shoots, he scores, while [visitor] snores!
he's dwayne de-ro-saariiioo!

ay, ay, ay,ayaayyy!
dwayne de-ro-sariooo!
he bends the ball around your dumb wall!
he's dwayne de-ro-saarriiiooo!

### Ole Ole - by unknown
Ole!
Ole! Ole! Ole!
Houston! Houston! [or Tejas! Tejas!]

### Deep in the Heart of Texas
The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.
The sage in bloom is like perfume,
deep in the heart of Texas,
Reminds me of, the one I love,
deep in the heart of Texas.

### Texas our Texas - portion by footex
Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long!

### 1836 - by nobius
Eighteen Thirty-six,,
We won our liberty,
Came for a fight
But there was none to be

Two-thousand six, [changes each season]
Same for my team,
Wanted an opponent,
But there was none to be

### Sung to Addams Family - by dustcowpoke
**** Needs band participation ****
Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The [visitor] family
da da da da..... Baa Baa"

### Silvia - modified from DrLudicrous & bford
*** Sung during 18th & 36th minutes ***
18...36
18...36
One-Eight-Three-Six
Sylvia can suck our D!cks!
(repeat for entire minute)

### Bucket (modified)
Sylvia has a c*nt like a bucket
c*nt like a bucket
She's got a c*nt like a bucket...
Sylvia has a c*nt like a bucket
And has AEG in there

### Yellow Rose of Texas - by ipaman (modified)
There's a brand new team in Texas, that everyone will know
Its name was Eighteen Thirty-Six but now it's Dynamo!

We'll sing our song together, until you know their name
And while we sing for all to hear, we'll surely win the game!

### Clap Clap - by yanks02 (modified)
*Clap**Clap*
*Clap**Clap**Clap*
*Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*
LET's GO!
*Clap**Clap*
*Clap**Clap**Clap*
*Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*
DYNAMO!
(2x)

### 1836 banter - by nobius
Chanter to two sections: You say 18, I say 36.
2: 18!
1: 36!
2: 18!
1: 36!

You say Houston, I say Dynamo.
2: Houston!
1: Dynamo!
2: Houston!
1: Dynamo!

### Remember - by figopimp
Remember Goliad!
Rember the Alamo!
Remember 1836!
(4x)

### Sung to "Henry the 8th I am" - by nobius

I'm 1836 I am
1836 I am, I am
I didn't vote for the bitch next door
She's been elected seven times before
And every one was an Pedro (Pedro)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 1836th man, I am
1836 I am!

Second verse, same as the first
(2x)

### Sung to happy & you know it - by rey & fuboy
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
If you think the refs an asshole, and he has no f-ing soul
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)

If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
If you think the refs an asshole, and we need another goal
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)

### Party like it's 1836 - by figopimp
Yeah, they say two thousand zero six game over,
Oops out of time
So tonight we're gonna party like we're 1836

### Dynamo in my pocket - by nobius
I got a dynamo in my pocket,
and it's about to score
One more goal oughta lock it
Then I'll give your mother more

[FuBoy]

my ref chant:

He's blind, he's deaf,
We hate the f*cking ref!

[DrLudicrous]

my ref chant:

He's blind, he's deaf,
We hate the f*cking ref!

I'm making a page to print out, this and "Deep in the Heart of Texas" and "Texas our Texas" and "Sylvia Sucks" have been added to my original 6. Since everything will have to fit on one page only the most poplular/basic ones will be listed.

[Dre00]

I'm making a page to print out, this and "Deep in the Heart of Texas" and "Texas our Texas" and "Sylvia Sucks" have been added to my original 6. Since everything will have to fit on one page only the most poplular/basic ones will be listed.

Good call. I say 10 (15 at most) chants that are short, simple, and easy to remember. Get the basics down first and then we can add in player specific chants. We have to walk before we can run. Deep in the Heat and Texas our Texas are best suited for halftime and pregame in my opinion. They are longer and take away from the action on the field when we sing it during play.

I'd like to add the "You'll never beat Pat Onstad". The tune doesn't mimic anything (at least not that I am aware of) but it's easy and would pay homage to some of the San Josers...yanks02 knows the tune so she could easily teach everyone at the next tailgate.

Also, keep a few spots open for some Spanish songs. Hopefully we can get some creative, easy to sing, Hispanic songs in the mix.

[dustcowpoke]

Nobius I love those chants you modified. They are better since you modified them and they have a classic England style lyric that make them great. Nice job.

Also like the : If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)

When I was at an Aston Villa game they said: (one person stands up with arms outstretched) Stand up if you hate City (Birmingham City) Stand Up if you hate City (Then everyone in the section stands up and sings and claps hands. etc.

[DrLudicrous]

Good call. I say 10 (15 at most) chants that are short, simple, and easy to remember. Get the basics down first and then we can add in player specific chants. We have to walk before we can run. Deep in the Heat and Texas our Texas are best suited for halftime and pregame in my opinion. They are longer and take away from the action on the field when we sing it during play.

I'd like to add the "You'll never beat Pat Onstad". The tune doesn't mimic anything (at least not that I am aware of) but it's easy and would pay homage to some of the San Josers...yanks02 knows the tune so she could easily teach everyone at the next tailgate.

Also, keep a few spots open for some Spanish songs. Hopefully we can get some creative, easy to sing, Hispanic songs in the mix.

I've added "You'll never beat Pat Onstad", I left the two Texas ones for now, if we get more and need room they can be removed from this list.

We can also have this list for general use, and another with more specific/longer chants that won't be used as much that we only distribute amongst ourselves.

[yanks02]

I've got some that are hard to spell out here. I'll try and teach people at the tailgate Saturday.

I love the "you'll never beat Pat Onstad" one.

We need "Hawaiian Superman" *clap clap clapclapclap* for Chingy (the superman because last night on the news it said that superman is his favorite action guy)

I don't think we should do many of the long songs. We need very short one or two line chants, and then maybe Deep in the Heart of Texas and Eyes of texas at halftime. No one is going to be able to sing during the game.

Something like "come on Houston, come on Houston" over and over again so that way the entire crowd can follow.

I'd like to do "Here we go, here we go, here we gooo.
Here we go, here we go, here we go-oh.
Here we go, here we go, here we goo.
Here we go-oh. Here. We. Goooo."
at the start of the game.

I love the "stand up, if you hate (team name). Stand up, if you hate (team name).

Nobius, your "and I'll hang around as long as you will let me. And I never minded standing in the rain. You don't have to call me darlin, darlin. You never even called me by my name."

And this one for LA: "la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, LA sucks a**"

I have alot of LA ones actually. imagine that.

nobius, alot of yours are too long and ot tha well known. For the first couple of games until we get alot of new members, we need really simple ones.

[footex]

D-Y-N clap clap A-M-O clap clap D-Y-N-A-M-O DYNAMO clap clap.
Simple and sounds good if everyone is singing.
We need 3 or 4 GREAT standards from Mexico if anyone has any.;)

[FigoTX]

D-Y-N clap clap A-M-O clap clap D-Y-N-A-M-O DYNAMO clap clap.
Simple and sounds good if everyone is singing.
We need 3 or 4 GREAT standards from Mexico if anyone has any.;)

I posted a Spanish one for Moreno, and I've been trying to work on a Mexican one. The song is that one everybody knows, "Ay ay ay ay canta y no llores", but I can't think of lyrics. But basically, one line, eveybody knows the ay ay ay aaaay part. Maybe:

Ay ay ay aayyyy
Somos Dy na mo (we are Dynamo)

or

Ay ay ay aayyy
Mas y mas goles (more and more goals)

or

Ay ay ay aayyy
Anota mas goles (score more goals)

You may want to run this by Sylvia Gatos first.

[chrishungate]

Hey....don't forget about the one I wrote/demoed here (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=334145).

If you like it, that is. I wrote the "tune" as well as the ultra simple words:

Die Hard Dynamo! (repeat until hoarse)

[nobius]

These are the ones I can get on one sheet easily. I could probably increase the margins and maybe get a couple more 1-2 liners. I mostly used easy to remember songs. Yanks were you talking about my modified Coe song or the original? I couldn't find mine so used the original.


One liners (keep repeating):
1. Ay! Oh! Dynamo!
2. You’ll never beat Pat Onstead!
3. Hawaiian Superman! *clap clap clapclapclap*
4. We want [more/four/etc]
5. Dynamo! Dynamo!
6. Stand up if you hate [visitor]!
7. Sylvia Sucks! Sylvia sucks!

8. Ole!
Ole, Ole, Ole, Houston, Tejas
(Repeat)

9. DeRo song (to the tune of "Mr Tally Man")
Deeeey Ro.
Deeyaayay Ro
De Ro score mon
they wanna go home

10. If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
If you think the refs an asshole
If you think the refs an asshole
If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)

11. He’s Blind!
He’s Deaf!
We hate the ********ing ref!

Deep in the Heart of Texas
12. The stars at night, are big and bright,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The sage in bloom is like perfume,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
Reminds me of, the one I love,
Deep in the heart of Texas.

13. One-Eight-Three-Six
[visitor] can suck our D!cks!

14. Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long!

15. Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The [visitor] family
da da da da..... Baa Baa"

16. Well, i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And i went to pick her up in the rain
But before i could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run ned over by a damned old train
And i’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And i never minded standing’ in the rain
Yyou don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even call me by my name (repeat last 2 lines)

17. Chris’s Chant
Dieee-Haard.
Dynamo-ah!

[chrishungate]

17. Chris’s Chant
Dieee-Haard.
Dynamo-ah!

Thanks, nobius. I feel nice and included now :) If I hear it at a game I'll be the proudest guy in section 206 :)

[DrLudicrous]

15. Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The [visitor] family
da da da da..... Baa Baa"

16. Well, i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And i went to pick her up in the rain
But before i could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run ned over by a damned old train
And i’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And i never minded standing’ in the rain
Yyou don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even call me by my name (repeat last 2 lines)


I think these two are probably too complicated for this early in the season.

[nobius]

I think these two are probably too complicated for this early in the season.

Yeah I doubt they'll be used this week.

[FuBoy]

These are the ones I can get on one sheet easily. I could probably increase the margins and maybe get a couple more 1-2 liners. I mostly used easy to remember songs. Yanks were you talking about my modified Coe song or the original? I couldn't find mine so used the original.


Double-sided?

Another 10 chants/songs is worth a few more pennies - FuBoy Brigade will help out ;-)

[chrishungate]

Double-sided?

Another 10 chants/songs is worth a few more pennies - FuBoy Brigade will help out ;-)

shrink that font!!!!! have you guys checked with the FO about maybe getting a page in the official program to print chants...maybe just 1 chant a week or something until people learn them?

[nobius]

Double-sided?

Another 10 chants/songs is worth a few more pennies - FuBoy Brigade will help out ;-)

I thought about it but didn't want to give y'all too much homework. :) Ok Page 1 will be the oft-used chants and page 2 will be some longer but fun ones.

[Dre00]

15. Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The [visitor] family
da da da da..... Baa Baa"


Dre likey...I would suggest one slight alteration though.

Replace "The [insert team name] family" with "the girls from FCD". I think it flows a little better and it can be our first anti-Dallas chant.

[nobius]

What do you think of this as an homage to the Quakes?

Original (From Buffalo Soldier by Marley)
Said he was a buffalo soldier win the war for america;
Buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
Driven from the mainland to the heart of the caribbean.

Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!

Revised:
He was a San Jose soldier in the war for MLS;
San Jose soldier, former Earthquake,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for the Dynamo
Bringing a winning team, to the heart of Houston land.

Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!