What really annoys you?

[pookspur]

Hello Senator Kennedy!

that's a low blow. i mean, it's not like i'm showing up drunk and handcuffed to chunk of motel 6 headboard.

[tomas_brolin]

whoops.. i just realized i posted in the wrong thread a few posts back.

:blushes:

[IvanIV]

that's a low blow. i mean, it's not like i'm showing up drunk and handcuffed to chunk of motel 6 headboard.


Sorry Senator Thurmond.

[IvanIV]

that damn ad is back! if nike knew we hated it they'd surely offer to get rid of it....right? he he he

[Danners9]

I might email them.

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to inform you that because of your advert on an internet forum I was fired from my job. I was quietly and discreetly browsing but then my mouse cursor rolled over your advert which set off a loud series of noises and alerted my boss.

He came over and instantly fired me, for this i blame you. Internet usage is allowed as long as it does not detract from work, my boss thought it did and as a result I am now unemployed.

Calculating the loss of income and time left on my contract, because of this advert I believe you owe me £400,000.

I would appreciate it if you could pop the cheque in the mail as soon as possible because my wife is giving me grief and the kids need clothes. If you don't pay me this money now I will sue you again, once my wife and kids realise I am a deadbeat Dad and leave me.

Kind regards,

.....

[ox utd]

What annoys me right now is girls wearing those freakishly large clown looking sunglasses. If you're Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johannsen, or Angelina Jolie you can look good in these ridiculous ski goggle eyewear (these women also look good dressed in burlap sacks with pumpkins on their heads), if you are not at that level appearance wise - you look like a freakin 'tard who's going scuba diving on dry land. I know how this trend started: girls are inherently jealous creatures, so one day a young lady (girl A) tried on a pair of novelty sunglasses that were sized for Andre the giant, and her "friend" (girl B) said "uh...my....gawd....you look fabulous....like a supermodel even....you should buy those and wear them all the time!" In reality she (B), being a jealous type, wanted her friend (A) to wear them b/c they made her (A) look ridiculous and thusly (B) would look better to all the available men. This rant has been started b/c my wife came home with this ridiculous eyewear (of course after encouragement from her sister) and no matter how well I hide them, she keeps finding them. Now my wife resembles a fly whenever the sun is out. Next time I'll throw them off a bridge - except I have visions of her chasing them much like the poodle chasing the beret off the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation. That's what is annoying me at the moment. Thanks for listening.

[Lillywhite]

What annoys me right now is girls wearing those freakishly large clown looking sunglasses. If you're Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johannsen, or Angelina Jolie you can look good in these ridiculous ski goggle eyewear (these women also look good dressed in burlap sacks with pumpkins on their heads), if you are not at that level appearance wise - you look like a freakin 'tard who's going scuba diving on dry land. I know how this trend started: girls are inherently jealous creatures, so one day a young lady (girl A) tried on a pair of novelty sunglasses that were sized for Andre the giant, and her "friend" (girl B) said "uh...my....gawd....you look fabulous....like a supermodel even....you should buy those and wear them all the time!" In reality she (B), being a jealous type, wanted her friend (A) to wear them b/c they made her (A) look ridiculous and thusly (B) would look better to all the available men. This rant has been started b/c my wife came home with this ridiculous eyewear (of course after encouragement from her sister) and no matter how well I hide them, she keeps finding them. Now my wife resembles a fly whenever the sun is out. That's what is annoying me at the moment. Thanks for listening.

:D

Next time I'll throw them off a bridge - except I have visions of her chasing them much like the poodle chasing the beret off the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.

:D :D

[IvanIV]

I might email them.

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to inform you that because of your advert on an internet forum I was fired from my job. I was quietly and discreetly browsing but then my mouse cursor rolled over your advert which set off a loud series of noises and alerted my boss.

He came over and instantly fired me, for this i blame you. Internet usage is allowed as long as it does not detract from work, my boss thought it did and as a result I am now unemployed.

Calculating the loss of income and time left on my contract, because of this advert I believe you owe me £400,000.

I would appreciate it if you could pop the cheque in the mail as soon as possible because my wife is giving me grief and the kids need clothes. If you don't pay me this money now I will sue you again, once my wife and kids realise I am a deadbeat Dad and leave me.

Kind regards,

.....

Danners9...does this mean i have to return my mercurial vapors..?:(

[tomas_brolin]

What annoys me right now is girls wearing those freakishly large clown looking sunglasses. If you're Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johannsen, or Angelina Jolie you can look good in these ridiculous ski goggle eyewear (these women also look good dressed in burlap sacks with pumpkins on their heads), if you are not at that level appearance wise - you look like a freakin 'tard who's going scuba diving on dry land. I know how this trend started: girls are inherently jealous creatures, so one day a young lady (girl A) tried on a pair of novelty sunglasses that were sized for Andre the giant, and her "friend" (girl B) said "uh...my....gawd....you look fabulous....like a supermodel even....you should buy those and wear them all the time!" In reality she (B), being a jealous type, wanted her friend (A) to wear them b/c they made her (A) look ridiculous and thusly (B) would look better to all the available men. This rant has been started b/c my wife came home with this ridiculous eyewear (of course after encouragement from her sister) and no matter how well I hide them, she keeps finding them. Now my wife resembles a fly whenever the sun is out. Next time I'll throw them off a bridge - except I have visions of her chasing them much like the poodle chasing the beret off the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation. That's what is annoying me at the moment. Thanks for listening.

i hope you arent ragging on scarlett :(

[ox utd]

i hope you arent ragging on scarlett :(

Absolutely not - on the contrary, by saying she'd look good in a burlap sack with a melon on her head I'm paying her the ultimate compliment - i.e. she'd look good in anything. Sorry for the confusion.

[tomas_brolin]

phew!!!

there are 2 women you dont mess with... scarlett and keira... funny enough.. im in love with both of them!

[ox utd]

phew!!!

there are 2 women you dont mess with... scarlett and keira... funny enough.. im in love with both of them!
Interesting.....I agree with your assessment on both of them, but they are also very different in style of looks and body type. After you mentioned this I noticed there is one thing that is very similar on each of my top three (that I mentioned in the above thread). Can anyone guess what it is??? I'll give you a hint, it has nothing to do with their faces....

[tomas_brolin]

im gonna assume boobs or dsls....

[ox utd]

im gonna assume boobs or dsls....
:D :D I think we have a winner on the boob front!!

[Lillywhite]

L'arse. Get right on my tits. Everything about the **********.

Didn't think it was possible but I hate the pig********ers even more after this weekend.

[Nesta007]

whoops.. i just realized i posted in the wrong thread a few posts back.

:blushes:

What really pisses me off? People who post in the wrong thread! :D Just kidding Brolin...Go Sweden! (after the U.S. and England of course)

But seriously...What really annoys me is the multitude of shallow ignorant people here in Miami. If I had a dime for every idiot here who drives a Ferarri, and still lives with his parents in a rental house, I'd be a millionare. One of the most beautiful cities in the world, with quite possibly the most annoying and exhausting population ever to walk the earth. Anyone thinking of moving here? Don't do it. Trust me.

[ox utd]

What really pisses me off? People who post in the wrong thread! :D Just kidding Brolin...Go Sweden! (after the U.S. and England of course)

But seriously...What really annoys me is the multitude of shallow ignorant people here in Miami. If I had a dime for every idiot here who drives a Ferarri, and still lives with his parents in a rental house, I'd be a millionare. One of the most beautiful cities in the world, with quite possibly the most annoying and exhausting population ever to walk the earth. Anyone thinking of moving here? Don't do it. Trust me.
Wouldn't move there, but damn, it's worth seeing for the eye candy wandering around the beach!:D

[ox utd]

Stupid football fans. Saturday night myself, two Irish buddies (one an arse fan, one manu), and a scouser (just a few years here - desperately missing his kop seats!) went to a nice little pub near the island/resort where I live. Scouser has his Liverpool (with Owen on the back) jersey on, and we walk in and immediately some 98 pound twat (who said he was from Manchester) jumps in my buddies face - "where the f**k are you from? You're livin in the past pulling for that lot. When was the last time they won anything? blah, blah, blah" To which we replied "last year Champions League you twat". Well, we were all (except the arse boy) in a good mood, so we decided to ignore the idiot and have our drinks and enjoy the lovely scenery/girls around the bar. The idiot wouldn't stop, however, so after about an hour of his driveling on, me and the scouse got pissed enough to let 'em have it (verbally first - I am getting old you know - but I was ready to carry it further if they didn't back off :o ). I laid into his two buddies, who in their defence had no idea what the guy was talking about and basically said he's an idiot, do what you like to him. The scouse almost made the guy wet himself, we all were seperated, and then the three of them apologized profusely and offered to buy us a round. The moral of the story is, we were out to have a peaceful drink (in South Carolina for gods sake, not manchester!), but there was still an idiotic twat that found us - so wherever you are - be on the lookout for stupid people. The idea of 1 spurs, 1 manu, 1 arse, 1 liverpool fan (two of whom were from ireland, one from england, 1 from the US) all on the same side of the argument is a funny enough story as it is!:D

[OrlandoSPUR]

But seriously...What really annoys me is the multitude of shallow ignorant people here in Miami. If I had a dime for every idiot here who drives a Ferarri, and still lives with his parents in a rental house, I'd be a millionare. One of the most beautiful cities in the world, with quite possibly the most annoying and exhausting population ever to walk the earth. Anyone thinking of moving here? Don't do it. Trust me.

...here here, could not agree more. I would never live in Miami, Sunrise Fl was close enough for me. Then again Nesta Orlando ain't much better. ********ing nobcheese's everywhere.

[Danners9]

Funnily enough there's nothing bugging me today, it's a good day. Got drunk at a party last night and had a good time.

Polished off a bottle of rum yesterday, some peruvian beer that was nice, and some JD too..

Tonight we have tequila and lemons. Wooo.

Ah yes, something that does annoy me. The Independent newspaper website.

Have to pay to get the full article on screen? kiss my choda. Independent, yet we'll charge you £1 for 1 article.