View Full Version : Man United TV thread 3
Stud83
23 May 2006, 01:37 PM
Let me speculate: Jack Bauer won, and the evil terrorists did not. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.
If getting your best friends killed, having your daughter not wanting to talk to you, and being beaten to the point where you beg to be shot to death qualifies as a "win", then he did win. :rolleyes:
jayro75
23 May 2006, 01:42 PM
If getting your best friends killed, having your daughter not wanting to talk to you, and being beaten to the point where you beg to be shot to death qualifies as a "win", then he did win. :rolleyes:
Yo forgot having his mistress shoot and kill his wife.
Those are all mind games in Jack's master plan.. He's letting his enemies think they have the upper hand.. They just don't realize they are doing exactly what Jack wants them to do..
benni...
23 May 2006, 01:44 PM
Honest question, jokes aside, who the hell is Jack Bauer. All jokes aside...
DutchFootballRulez
23 May 2006, 03:09 PM
Honest question, jokes aside, who the hell is Jack Bauer. All jokes aside...
Who is Jack Bauer?
Jack Bauer..
Bauer..
FIFARay007
23 May 2006, 04:08 PM
Honest question, jokes aside, who the hell is Jack Bauer. All jokes aside...
Who is Jack Bauer????
He is the batteries that are not included.
He is the wrong number that wakes you at 3am....
He is the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
He is the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
He is the onion that stings in your eye.
He is a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
He is the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
He is the hairball that clogs your drains.
He is the low ratings that cancel your program.
He is the auditor that wants to look at your books.
He is the slug that slimes your Begonias.
He is the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
He is the itch you cannot reach.
He is the jailer who throws away the key.
He is the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
THAT is who Jack Bauer is...:D
Stud83
23 May 2006, 04:13 PM
Yo forgot having his mistress shoot and kill his wife.
That was 5 seasons ago, I was talking only about the past 24 hours ;)
SirManchester
15 Jun 2006, 07:17 PM
From this month's 'FourFourTwo' Magazine:
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/4610/imgp02907ol.jpg
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/899/imgp02917jf.jpg
DutchFootballRulez
15 Jun 2006, 08:10 PM
Who is Jack Bauer????
He is the batteries that are not included.
He is the wrong number that wakes you at 3am....
He is the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
He is the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
He is the onion that stings in your eye.
He is a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
He is the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
He is the hairball that clogs your drains.
He is the low ratings that cancel your program.
He is the auditor that wants to look at your books.
He is the slug that slimes your Begonias.
He is the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
He is the itch you cannot reach.
He is the jailer who throws away the key.
He is the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
THAT is who Jack Bauer is...:D
He's Darkwing Duck?
johno
15 Jun 2006, 08:45 PM
He is the terror that flaps in the night... I can't believe you remember Dark Wing Duck... Loved that show myself...
neway... Now, since reading that article I realize Ruud approves of Lord of the Rings, I've finally got a reason to watch it. I might do so in the future at some point.
mhtwins113
15 Jun 2006, 09:04 PM
neway... Now, since reading that article I realize Ruud approves of Lord of the Rings, I've finally got a reason to watch it. I might do so in the future at some point.
I can just imagine you in your room at night before you go to sleep, praying to the Ruud poster above your bed.
"Guide me to do your bidding, oh Ruud. Those who blaspheme your name shall pay! Die Fergie!"
littleman
15 Jun 2006, 09:04 PM
The bastard Dominic Monaghan is also dating Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost.
mhtwins113
15 Jun 2006, 09:05 PM
The bastard Dominic Monaghan is also dating Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost.
Ummm, why is he a bastard? Good on him, I'd hit that.
johno
15 Jun 2006, 09:20 PM
I can just imagine you in your room at night before you go to sleep, praying to the Ruud poster above your bed.
"Guide me to do your bidding, oh Ruud. Those who blaspheme your name shall pay! Die Fergie!"
Its probably pointless to try and convince you guys... but not only don't I have a Ruud poster in my room, I don't even own a Ruud replica shirt.
SirManchester
15 Jun 2006, 09:34 PM
Its probably pointless to try and convince you guys... but not only don't I have a Ruud poster in my room, I don't even own a Ruud replica shirt.
you just have a tatoo of him right?:p
Darkwing Duck is one of my all time favorite cartoons, watched it everyday growing up.
johno
15 Jun 2006, 09:54 PM
you just have a tatoo of him right?:p
Darkwing Duck is one of my all time favorite cartoons, watched it everyday growing up.
lol... keep this up and I'm going to have trouble arguing with you. DWD was class - one of the few cartoons that if by chance it happens to be on TV (there's an off chance of that in TnT now where it had a cult following) I'll stop whatever I'm doing, almost as if United was playing :D
bestbecks
17 Jun 2006, 01:26 PM
Holy shit Darkwing Duck. The amount of t-shirts and toys from that show I had was unreal. One of the best cartoons ever.
Achtung
18 Jun 2006, 12:30 AM
Darkwing Duck is one of my all time favorite cartoons, watched it everyday growing up.
"Let's get dangerous..."
Damn I loved that show. I recall watching that one, the original Batman animated series (or whichever one they showed in the early 90s), DuckTales, and Chip 'N Dale's Rescue Rangers. Good times. :D
SirManchester
18 Jun 2006, 12:53 AM
"Let's get dangerous..."
Damn I loved that show. I recall watching that one, the original Batman animated series (or whichever one they showed in the early 90s), DuckTales, and Chip 'N Dale's Rescue Rangers. Good times. :D
holy shit dude, holy shit.
That is the exact same lineup I used to watch. I also watched that Balou the bear show in which he's an airplane pilot and he got into all kinds of whacky adventures. The name escapes me because I watched it in German, but these shows were so goddamn cool man, I basically grew up on them and it's good to know someone else watched them too.
Achtung
18 Jun 2006, 01:47 AM
holy shit dude, holy shit.
That is the exact same lineup I used to watch. I also watched that Balou the bear show in which he's an airplane pilot and he got into all kinds of whacky adventures. The name escapes me because I watched it in German, but these shows were so goddamn cool man, I basically grew up on them and it's good to know someone else watched them too.
Yeah that one was either Tale Spin or Tail Spin... something like that.
Ok looked it up, it was indeed Tale Spin. The monkey ran a restaurant and the tiger was like the unscrupulous CEO of some huge corporation. Loved that one too. :D
SirManchester
18 Jun 2006, 01:58 PM
I was pretty much into all the shows seen here:
http://www.kinodvd.ru/images/wd.jpg