Anyone Getting Depressed?

[When Hell Unfreezes]

I am........

We have the makings of such a good side, but the players are gradually falling by the wayside, just as we're coming to the defining moment in the year.......

Robbo - dropped Huth's shot, then barely moved for Gallas's cross!!!

Neville G - getting told off for over celebrating, fcukin wanker ought to win/lose more graciously!

JT - captain of the league champions again, 2 years running, everyone knows it doesn't mean sh!t, til you have 6 under yer belt?

Rio - nob, had nothin to do at the weekend, what sort of preparation is that?

or Sol - needs to dispel some deamons and come-out, if he's queer he's queer, who gives a sh!t?

Left back - another queerie - Cole unfit, Bridge struggling, maybe have to use 3rd choice Carragher........

Posh - as shat as he's always been, all season, but he is a big game player, I think we need him......

Stevie - wanker - gave away another goal at the weekend, that's the 2nd since Portugal 2004, fcukin liability, 2 dodgy backpasses in 400 games is just not, an acceptable statistic.....................

Superfrank - looking like he's played a few games too many and needs a rest .........wanker still manged to be voted 2nd best player in the World, what were they thinkin about???

Joey Cole - spunkstain - hasn't put in a MOM performance since Uruguay - bring back Butt..............

Mikey - injured - looking iffy - another reason why England, England's number 1, should be fined a £1m, twat....

Looney - fcukin useless liability, little fat tosser, missed a sitter on Sunday............

We're doomed - I'm thinking of going on a golf holiday while it's on, somewhere in the 3rd world, where they know nothing about football at this level - I think I'll go to Scotchland................

[TheBaRoN]

******** off you wind up, where you watching Turkey this summer.....oh wait.

[When Hell Unfreezes]

******** off you wind up, where you watching Turkey this summer.....oh wait.

arf, arf..............:rolleyes:

[ManUSA]

Joey Cole - spunkstain - hasn't put in a MOM performance since Uruguay
Because hes played so many games since then..........

[Clan]

Because hes played so many games since then..........


:D:D:D

[yasik19]

JT - captain of the league champions again, 2 years running, everyone knows it doesn't mean sh!t, til you have 6 under yer belt?

Posh - as shat as he's always been, all season, but he is a big game player, I think we need him......

Stevie - wanker - gave away another goal at the weekend, that's the 2nd since Portugal 2004, fcukin liability, 2 dodgy backpasses in 400 games is just not, an acceptable statistic.....................

Joey Cole - spunkstain - hasn't put in a MOM performance since Uruguay - bring back Butt..............

Looney - fcukin useless liability, little fat tosser, missed a sitter on Sunday............



if you are making a joke, then all the ones above are pretty funny, especially the Gerrard one. If you are serious, then.........well, no....you have to be joking.

[Chewmylegoff]

I am........

We have the makings of such a good side, but the players are gradually falling by the wayside, just as we're coming to the defining moment in the year.......

Robbo - dropped Huth's shot, then barely moved for Gallas's cross!!!

Neville G - getting told off for over celebrating, fcukin wanker ought to win/lose more graciously!

JT - captain of the league champions again, 2 years running, everyone knows it doesn't mean sh!t, til you have 6 under yer belt?

Rio - nob, had nothin to do at the weekend, what sort of preparation is that?

or Sol - needs to dispel some deamons and come-out, if he's queer he's queer, who gives a sh!t?

Left back - another queerie - Cole unfit, Bridge struggling, maybe have to use 3rd choice Carragher........

Posh - as shat as he's always been, all season, but he is a big game player, I think we need him......

Stevie - wanker - gave away another goal at the weekend, that's the 2nd since Portugal 2004, fcukin liability, 2 dodgy backpasses in 400 games is just not, an acceptable statistic.....................

Superfrank - looking like he's played a few games too many and needs a rest .........wanker still manged to be voted 2nd best player in the World, what were they thinkin about???

Joey Cole - spunkstain - hasn't put in a MOM performance since Uruguay - bring back Butt..............

Mikey - injured - looking iffy - another reason why England, England's number 1, should be fined a £1m, twat....

Looney - fcukin useless liability, little fat tosser, missed a sitter on Sunday............

We're doomed - I'm thinking of going on a golf holiday while it's on, somewhere in the 3rd world, where they know nothing about football at this level - I think I'll go to Scotchland................


true, true, and in my dream the other night, as famously referred to in some other thread somewhere else, we lost 7-1 to korea, so there's not much to be happy about at the moment.

still, i'll be back from injury soon (if indeed i am injury and haven't just been dropped by sven) then, with the return of the greatest multi-purpose tactical substitute the world has ever seen, there will be something to smile about.

does anyone know how i've been doing for bayern this season?

[Colm]

I am........

We have the makings of such a good side, but the players are gradually falling by the wayside, just as we're coming to the defining moment in the year.......

Robbo - dropped Huth's shot, then barely moved for Gallas's cross!!!

Neville G - getting told off for over celebrating, fcukin wanker ought to win/lose more graciously!

JT - captain of the league champions again, 2 years running, everyone knows it doesn't mean sh!t, til you have 6 under yer belt?

Rio - nob, had nothin to do at the weekend, what sort of preparation is that?

or Sol - needs to dispel some deamons and come-out, if he's queer he's queer, who gives a sh!t?

Left back - another queerie - Cole unfit, Bridge struggling, maybe have to use 3rd choice Carragher........

Posh - as shat as he's always been, all season, but he is a big game player, I think we need him......

Stevie - wanker - gave away another goal at the weekend, that's the 2nd since Portugal 2004, fcukin liability, 2 dodgy backpasses in 400 games is just not, an acceptable statistic.....................

Superfrank - looking like he's played a few games too many and needs a rest .........wanker still manged to be voted 2nd best player in the World, what were they thinkin about???

Joey Cole - spunkstain - hasn't put in a MOM performance since Uruguay - bring back Butt..............

Mikey - injured - looking iffy - another reason why England, England's number 1, should be fined a £1m, twat....

Looney - fcukin useless liability, little fat tosser, missed a sitter on Sunday............

We're doomed - I'm thinking of going on a golf holiday while it's on, somewhere in the 3rd world, where they know nothing about football at this level - I think I'll go to Scotchland................agreed and in my dream last night we beat Brazil 2-1 with Hargreaves in the holding role.

Hargreaves for Holding role! :D

[shoenz24]

true, true, and in my dream the other night, as famously referred to in some other thread somewhere else, we lost 7-1 to korea, so there's not much to be happy about at the moment.

still, i'll be back from injury soon (if indeed i am injury and haven't just been dropped by sven) then, with the return of the greatest multi-purpose tactical substitute the world has ever seen, there will be something to smile about.

does anyone know how i've been doing for bayern this season?

Don't you dare speak such blasphemous words!

[When Hell Unfreezes]

Thank Jack n the Beanstalk for the longun - he'll get us out of trouble - I can see it now, 0-2 down at half-time to Paraguay, 10 minutes into the 2nd half and Crouchino starts to warm-up down the line - couple of leapfrogs over the corner-post, distracts the lino, the Paraguay back 4 are oozing cack down their legs and fcuk me gently if we don't pull one back as the 4th official raises the board for the substitution and they don't notice Superfrank sliding one in - game on.............

Thank the sweet Jesus for Crouchy, he's made a goal and he ain't even on yet......:)

[King Rooney]

true, true, and in my dream the other night, as famously referred to in some other thread somewhere else, we lost 7-1 to korea, so there's not much to be happy about at the moment.

still, i'll be back from injury soon (if indeed i am injury and haven't just been dropped by sven) then, with the return of the greatest multi-purpose tactical substitute the world has ever seen, there will be something to smile about.

does anyone know how i've been doing for bayern this season?
i had a dream that USA thrashed italy 3-1................

[MysticRaven]

Well.....if my hamstring is better by then Il be willing to make an appearance as long as folks dont mind a girl donning the England jersey....actually no I dont think it would work...I'll just stick to me original plan of blaggin a job as the physio now Ive dun me massage course so I can massage Franks leg when he falls over.....:D

[Clan]

Thank Jack n the Beanstalk for the longun - he'll get us out of trouble - I can see it now, 0-2 down at half-time to Paraguay, 10 minutes into the 2nd half and Crouchino starts to warm-up down the line - couple of leapfrogs over the corner-post, distracts the lino, the Paraguay back 4 are oozing cack down their legs and fcuk me gently if we don't pull one back as the 4th official raises the board for the substitution and they don't notice Superfrank sliding one in - game on.............

Thank the sweet Jesus for Crouchy, he's made a goal and he ain't even on yet......:)

Better hope it'a real short 4th official though, wouldn't want him to hit him under the chin when he raises it up.

[When Hell Unfreezes]

make an appearance as long as folks dont mind a girl donning the England jersey....

James, Neville, Rio, Cole, Sol, Jenas, Posh, Bent (& we know you are), Owen, Waynetta, Crouchino - fcukin ell, you'll be right at home.................

As for Ballache (CMLO) - you're dropped, even if you are related to the Queen...........:confused:

[When Hell Unfreezes]

As u were - it's J R Hargroves u were talkin about, wasn't it not Bollock???

Ure still dropped wanker.................:)

[When Hell Unfreezes]

Well.....if my hamstring is better by then Il be willing to make an appearance as long as folks dont mind a girl donning the England jersey....

If your hamstring's as pretty as yer name, you're in blossom, even if it is a bit stretched...........:rolleyes:

[When Hell Unfreezes]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41249000/jpg/_41249032_barwick_203x152.jpg

Anyone else think Barwick shows signs of decomposition???

Fckin wrinkly cvnt........he's older than me FFS...........

Someone start a poll about who should choose the next England manager - some suggestions:

Noel Edmonds

Peter Sutcliffe

The Aga Khan

Dame Kiri Te Kanara (sp.)

The England Fans

Sir Patrick Moore

Sam Allardyce

Elton John

Lord Coe

Roger Rabbit

Braindead Barwick

[When Hell Unfreezes]

If your hamstring's as pretty as yer name, you're in blossom, even if it is a bit stretched...........:rolleyes:

Bit of a smoothy huh????????

Eat yer hearts out .........:(

[Chewmylegoff]

blah de blah de fecking blah Noel Edmonds blah de blah de fecking blah blah de blah de fecking blah blah de blah de fecking blah blah de blah de fecking blah blah de blah de fecking blah

this is a brilliant suggestion.

noel edmonds could host that stupid boxes game, but instead of the 25 boxes having amounts of money from 1p to £250,000 in them, they could have the names of potential managers, with barry fry as 1p and capello as £250,000. then they could get some hapless scummer to sit there and choose boxes to eliminate and every 5 boxes that barwick chap has to phone up and make an offer.

imagine the tension as it got down to the end. you've got capello, hiddink, curbishley and mcclaren left. barwick phones and offers you curbishley. would you accept curbishley just to avoid ending up with steve mclaren, or do you tough it out for the 50% chance of getting a big name manager?

ohhhhh the excitement.

[When Hell Unfreezes]

this is a brilliant suggestion.

noel edmonds could host that stupid boxes game, but instead of the 25 boxes having amounts of money from 1p to £250,000 in them, they could have the names of potential managers, with barry fry as 1p and capello as £250,000. then they could get some hapless scummer to sit there and choose boxes to eliminate and every 5 boxes that barwick chap has to phone up and make an offer.

imagine the tension as it got down to the end. you've got capello, hiddink, curbishley and mcclaren left. barwick phones and offers you curbishley. would you accept curbishley just to avoid ending up with steve mclaren, or do you tough it out for the 50% chance of getting a big name manager?

ohhhhh the excitement.

You OK son???????????