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prymetyme
03 Jan 2007, 05:55 PM
Crisis Averted.
MtP07
03 Jan 2007, 06:06 PM
We all knew you shot blanks anyways.
prymetyme
03 Jan 2007, 06:54 PM
hey, i'll take anything now. im just so happy i wont have a Wayne Matt Beckenbauer on my hands. Especially since you guys started talking about eating babys... :D
gazza
03 Jan 2007, 07:00 PM
Wayne Matt Beckenbauer Prymetyme?!? :eek:
Didn't read too much of this thread but you must have wanted him (hopefully not her :D ) to get his arse kicked on a daily basis.;)
SirManchester
03 Jan 2007, 07:11 PM
Prediction -
This will happen again.
prymetyme
03 Jan 2007, 07:18 PM
he would have been a god in germany. i think im going to give my kid the middle name voeller. one time i shook rudi voellers hand. after he was coming down from the podium they set up in berlin, he just finsihed a pre-wm tv show, and he came down and i shook his hand and he told me my accent was very good. he was a nice guy. im naming my kid after that legend.
holytoledo
04 Jan 2007, 05:45 PM
Prediction -
This will happen again.
Shouldn't you hide that with the results tag?
Teso Dos Bichos
05 Jan 2007, 12:27 PM
Crisis Averted.
Just remember to pull out next time. :rolleyes:
Vermont Red
05 Jan 2007, 01:47 PM
Or, just do anal.
Sapphire
05 Jan 2007, 02:12 PM
Or you tell you girlfriend that, for most women, the pill regulates and shortens the period, lessens the symptoms of PMS, reduces acne, and is a wonderful supplement to anyone's birth control regimen. It also prevents hysterical over-reaction in both men and women when a condom breaks, or whatever.
MtP07
05 Jan 2007, 03:01 PM
Or you tell you girlfriend that, for most women, the pill regulates and shortens the period, lessens the symptoms of PMS, reduces acne, and is a wonderful supplement to anyone's birth control regimen. It also prevents hysterical over-reaction in both men and women when a condom breaks, or whatever.
Definitely one of the best inventions ever.
MtP07
05 Jan 2007, 03:02 PM
Or, just do anal.
:D :D
SirManchester
05 Jan 2007, 03:05 PM
I second VR. It's clearly the wisest choice.
Vermont Red
05 Jan 2007, 03:14 PM
Some chicks don't like the pill because they feel that they have a disproportionate amount of the responsibility. My solution takes care of that.
Sapphire
05 Jan 2007, 03:52 PM
Some chicks don't like the pill because they feel that they have a disproportionate amount of the responsibility. My solution takes care of that.
Yes, I know your solution is first and foremost designed on the basis of equality. You're clearly thinking of women's rights. Well done.
Vermont Red
05 Jan 2007, 03:54 PM
Oh yeah, my solution works with women, too.
SirManchester
05 Jan 2007, 04:06 PM
No wonder I've been doing so bad with women, I think of their rights first.
I have much to learn.
Vermont Red
05 Jan 2007, 04:09 PM
I have much to learn.
There really isn't so much to learn. If you can successfully locate the little man then you know all that you need.
Stud83
05 Jan 2007, 04:38 PM
If a girl is on the pill, it takes the control out of your hands, and the only hope you have is that she actually takes it whenever she is supposed to. Some guys prefer to be in control of the situation. Just in case.
prymetyme
05 Jan 2007, 05:52 PM
Or, just do anal.
its funny, i had a bit too much to drink, and was seriously concidering it.
also sapph, she is getting the pill. and we cant have sex until she gets it, so i hope she gets on that