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[KaptPowers]

I know this is a bad idea, but go crazy:

http://www.nhsoccer.com/rev/jpg/fbk5116.jpg

[DREWWW]

Danny, I'm telling you, leave it alone and it will grow..:p

[mdelli]

I bet you my schwartz is bigger then yours.

[Chowda]

Heaps: Yep. Mine's still bigger than everyone whose ever played for Celtic.

Hernandez: Don't sell yourself short Heapsy. Celtic and Newcastle.



Yah, bad idea.

[jrkumor]

Yeah, Danny the burning and itching always comes after playing in New Jersery.

[ProfZodiac]

Heaps: Yep. Mine's still bigger than everyone whose ever played for Celtic.

Hernandez: Don't sell yourself short Heapsy. Celtic and Newcastle.



Yah, bad idea.
Stop being funny, I need to spread it around.

---
DH: "I don't think I wanna be a Boy Scout anymore."

[Revs-West]

DH: You got change for a dollar?
JH: I got some quarters in here somewhere.
/obvious
//got nuthin'

[peabrainedidiot]

DH: Watcha doin?
JH: Working on my finishing. (or "practicing getting touches on the ball")
DH: I should do that too.

[Dave Brull]

Photo by faaabulous photographer, Fred Khoury

[MrSangster]

DH: Got a pair, whatcha got?
JH: Handful of a full house.

[DREWWW]

DH: There's Monty leading the charge again at the fort
JH: Let's wave!


Oh I had to :p

[revsrock]

DH-If you do it like I am doing
JH-You mean Like this
DH-Yes just like that, studies say that 60% of the time it works all the time.

[KaptPowers]

Heaps: Yep. Mine's still bigger than everyone whose ever played for Celtic.

Hernandez: Don't sell yourself short Heapsy. Celtic and Newcastle.


This is what happens when someone supports Man U. He gets jealous of teams without glory hunting fans. ;)

http://www.bluekipper.com/assets/images/blubber/shrek_donkey.jpg

[Weber King]

I know this is a bad idea, but go crazy:

http://www.nhsoccer.com/rev/jpg/fbk5116.jpg

"No, Danny, like this. That's how I get the 'ole scoring streak going, if you know what I mean...."

[Hey Waft Man]

If your team bus has a gun rack...
If your cheerleaders have hairier legs than your players...
If your stadium Jumbo-tron has a coat hanger for an antenna...
If your 'keeper stashes a six of Red, White, and Blue behind the goal post...
If you can make a throw-in without droppin' the cigarette out of your mouth...
If your team bench is up on blocks...
If you think Freddy Adu plays for "D.C. Y'all"...

...YOU JUST MIGHT BE A SOCCER PLAYIN' REDNECK!

[thigpig]

DH: He came up behind me and I thought he was a quail so I peppered him pretty good.
JH: Grow some balls and hunt like a man.

[Coach_Barry]

Ever since we went to see that hypnotist, Frank Santos, I have to keep checkin to see if its still there.

[Chowda]

Originally Posted by Coach_Barry
Ever since we went to see that hypnotist, Frank Santos, I have to keep checkin to see if its still there.
I few friends and I sneaked into one of his shows when we were sixteen. We liked it so much that we couldn't stop talking about the show for weeks. I wonder if that's part of the act. Makes me wonder about that post, Coach.

[Coach_Barry]

I few friends and I sneaked into one of his shows when we were sixteen. We liked it so much that we couldn't stop talking about the show for weeks. I wonder if that's part of the act. Makes me wonder about that post, Coach.

I've never been, but I had heard that it is part of the act. A guy is hypnotized into being unable to find his genitals and then sent to the bathroom. Poor guy comes back out after a while to confess that he can't find it.

[patfan1]

I've never been, but I had heard that it is part of the act. A guy is hypnotized into being unable to find his genitals and then sent to the bathroom. Poor guy comes back out after a while to confess that he can't find it.
So THAT'S what it feels like to be a DC supporter. :D