How Germany becomes WC winner for sure

["Eisenfuß" Eilts]

Lads, after the game yesterday i have doubts,
that we survive the group stage, so something must happen.

Here´s the plan:

1) The WC won´t take place in Germany this summer, but next winter.
2) The Millerntor in Hamburg is made a WC stadium
3) Germany will do all their games there
4) All current national players get sacked, Klinsmann, too
5) The St.Pauli Hamburg team will play for them
6) Matches can only take place, when the temperature is below -5°C
7) and the pitch is totally frozen
8) German players are the only ones, who are allowed to play with spikes
9) Felix Brych will be referee at all matches of Germany (Pauli)
10) Robert Hoyzer will be referee at all other matches.

Lads, these points are the in my eyes the only chance,
that we can win the WC title.
All must be done, that this plan becomes reality.

;)

[Fräulein96]

I kinda like that plan.

[blazsovszkyc]

Lads, after the game yesterday i have doubts,
that we survive the group stage, so something must happen.

Here´s the plan:

1) The WC won´t take place in Germany this summer, but next winter.
2) The Millerntor in Hamburg is made a WC stadium
3) Germany will do all their games there
4) All current national players get sacked, Klinsmann, too
5) The St.Pauli Hamburg team will play for them
6) Matches can only take place, when the temperature is below -5°C
7) and the pitch is totally frozen
8) German players are the only ones, who are allowed to play with spikes
9) Felix Brych will be referee at all matches of Germany (Pauli)
10) Robert Hoyzer will be referee at all other matches.

Lads, these points are the in my eyes the only chance,
that we can win the WC title.
All must be done, that this plan becomes reality.

;)
Watch out this is a Werder fan, you know what I mean, so he knows exactly what he is talking about and he is right too:D

[Jaison]

LOL!! Repped!

[Bayerntone]

E Eilts' conditions will happen only when:

1. men turn into women and bear babies
2. the sun rises from the west and sets in the east
3. the compass points to north naturally
4. light travel in circular motions
5. we all walk with our hands
6. the soccer ball is cubical
7. water flows upstreams
8. the stars are beneath our feet and the earth above us
9. all our ages add 50 years now and start growing younger by the seconds
10. all matches in wm 2006 will end in a 0-0 draw and all pk will either hit the posts or the cross bars and any follow-up shots will fly over the bar.

So the world cup will be postponed by 2 years and Germany will still be the host country!:D

[prymetyme]

Come on guys we dont need all this look at the stats
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=360364&cc=5901

:D:D

[Bayerntone]

The link was posted in some other thread before on this board. Anyway, nice to read it again. And to quote one saying as old as the Egyptian mummies: Keep the hopes alive!

[The Old Lady Hertha]

Lads, after the game yesterday i have doubts,
that we survive the group stage, so something must happen.

Here´s the plan:

1) The WC won´t take place in Germany this summer, but next winter.
2) The Millerntor in Hamburg is made a WC stadium
3) Germany will do all their games there
4) All current national players get sacked, Klinsmann, too
5) The St.Pauli Hamburg team will play for them
6) Matches can only take place, when the temperature is below -5°C
7) and the pitch is totally frozen
8) German players are the only ones, who are allowed to play with spikes
9) Felix Brych will be referee at all matches of Germany (Pauli)
10) Robert Hoyzer will be referee at all other matches.

Lads, these points are the in my eyes the only chance,
that we can win the WC title.
All must be done, that this plan becomes reality.

;)

If we can injure all the other players I'm fine with that...

But if we ACTUALLY try to play football... :(

[JeffS]

Here's how Germany could win, for sure:

Tell the following countries that the World Cup is actually being held in Austria (wink wink):

Brazil
France
Argentina
Italy
Holland
England
Czech Republic
Spain
USA, well, just in case ;)

[Beatfan]

How Germany becomes the WC for sure:

Easy! score more goals than the other team - 7 times! :D

[kickinthehead]

Here's an unconvential take on the German NT (link is in German):

http://www.wm-transfer.de/13.html

[Zwanzigoetzel]

Here's an unconvential take on the German NT (link is in German):

http://www.wm-transfer.de/13.html


hahahahahaha....priceless......:D

[arthur d]

Here's an unconvential take on the German NT (link is in German):

http://www.wm-transfer.de/13.html

lol, that's great.

[kickinthehead]

I just noticed that I didn't link to the homepage ... there's more hilarious stuff there ... http://www.wm-transfer.de/

[spoonman]

Here's how Germany could win, for sure:

Tell the following countries that the World Cup is actually being held in Austria (wink wink):

USA, well, just in case ;)

You guys really are desperate :D

[davidov]

thats just random