View Full Version : Christian Woerns vs. Juergen Klinsmann: who will win?
The Old Lady Hertha
24 Feb 2006, 03:52 PM
Who do you think would win in a fistfight?
:cool:
(You may also have a serious discussion about this is you want)
Alex_K
24 Feb 2006, 04:08 PM
Wörns - I just can't imagine Klinsmann kicking anyone's ass. Damn, such a fight would suck.
The Old Lady Hertha
24 Feb 2006, 04:20 PM
Damn, such a fight would suck.
ROFL...now that I think about it, I don't wanna see this fight either hahaaha:D
pepper96
24 Feb 2006, 04:22 PM
funny thread:)
Jaison
24 Feb 2006, 04:29 PM
Klinsi would drive up in his Beetle, pull out a guitar, start singing and playing "Give Peace a Chance" and try resolve things non-violently. Woerns of course wouldn't have any of it and uppercut Klinsi into the next time zone. Woerns derives his power from that huge birthmark on his neck, hence punching someone into the next time zone.
The Old Lady Hertha
24 Feb 2006, 04:29 PM
Klinsi would drive up in his Beetle, pull out a guitar, start singing and playing "Give Peace a Chance" and try resolve things non-violently. Woerns of course wouldn't have any of it and uppercut Klinsi into the next time zone. Woerns derives his power from that huge birthmark on his neck, hence punching someone into the next time zone.
Who can argue against such logic???
Jaison
24 Feb 2006, 04:37 PM
Or.. we could have a westside story theme...
Klinsi's upstart gang (The Jets):
Mertesacker, Huth, Jansen, Sinkiewicz, and Owomoyela.
Vs.
Rudi Voeller's golden oldies gang (The Sharks):
Woerns, Nowotny, Bobic, Ramelow, and Hamann.
They would strut their flashy moves, then have a big old rumble to settle the score.
http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/images/021230.jpg
Jaison
24 Feb 2006, 04:38 PM
Who can argue against such logic???
Of course!
:D
prymetyme
24 Feb 2006, 10:20 PM
Klinsmann would win because he'd remind people what he did for German soccer, then they'd storm Woerns.
scorpio81
24 Feb 2006, 10:55 PM
we'd never know because klinsi would never allow any cameras and they wouldnt talk to the media afterwards...
jonam
25 Feb 2006, 04:28 AM
During his whole career Klinsmann never ever did get physical (read rude) but busted his opponents like Matthäus through intrigues and seeking help from officials. Of course Matthäus is dumb like a child and always looking for a camera or an interview but at least he is honest (in his dumb way ;-). Klinsmann on the other side was always everyone's darling in the media while he was brutally looking or his advantage behind the scenes. Ask Hoeness....I guess Jürgen was the only player in Bayern's history that had a starting guarentee in his contract.
Kliinsmann is like a wild animal, ask this poor roll (?).
What did it ever do to him to deserve this? Nothing!
http://www.antibayern.de/images/history/klinsi.jpg
"Eisenfuß" Eilts
25 Feb 2006, 08:57 AM
Klinsmann wins.
He also won in reality, because he threw Woerns out of the team.
means Woerns international career for Germany is ended.
ForeverRed
25 Feb 2006, 03:12 PM
I don't like such conflict at all but he is the NT coach and if he makes the decision, Woerns has to be professional about it, whether it is the right decision or not.
Bayerntone
25 Feb 2006, 03:15 PM
There can hardly be any contest. Klinsi is the Chief.
Fist fight? Hmm, Woerns will win. He is still an active player, better physical conditions.
Jaison
25 Feb 2006, 05:24 PM
Kliinsmann is like a wild animal, ask this poor roll (?).
What did it ever do to him to deserve this? Nothing!
http://www.antibayern.de/images/history/klinsi.jpg
yes!
I've been looking for that picture!!
Now I just need to find a video clip of it.
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