Cantona was crap, you're just scared to admit it **General Off Topic**

[ToonUSA]

I'm liking Duke to win it all. (Howard Zinn don't say one word because you probably can't even name 1 player on Duke besides JJ Redick.)

My upset special....

San Diego St. over Indiana.

[ToonUSA]

Also, Graeme I know you're into bands like the Arctic Monkeys and such but have you ever had a listen to Panic! At the Disco? They are coming to Newcastle later this month.

[Dirt McGirt]

I must disagree with the thread title. It was Man U that is crap undeserving of such a great warrior.

Cantona is a God his tears cure cancer too bad he never cried.

Blitzkrieg is the German word for Eric Cantona.

Bullets dodge Eric Cantona.

For Eric Cantona, Bloodstain Remover is tax deductable.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Eric Cantona

Eric Cantona sleeps with a night light not because hes afraid of the dark its because the darks afraid of him

Eric Cantona walked the street with a massive erection...there were NO survivers !

Theres a fight between batman and superman....who wins ? ........Eric Cantona !

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Eric Cantona.

Eric Cantona doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Eric Cantona has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Eric Cantona

Eric Cantona does not sleep. He waits.

Eric Cantona is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Eric Cantona is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Eric Cantona¦ beard. There is only another fist.

When Eric Cantona does a pushup, he isn¦t lifting himself up, he¦s pushing the Earth down.

Eric Cantona is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Eric Cantona hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Eric Cantona was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Eric Cantona can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Eric Cantona doesn¦t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Eric Cantona gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Eric Cantona can slam a revolving door.

Eric Cantona does not get frostbite. Eric Cantona bites frost.

[JayRockers!]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Brad Friedel.

Thx,

Jay!

[StrikerCW]

Eric Cantona points at a woman and says "Booya" to make them orgasm (and die sometimes, thus is the power of Eric Cantona's orgasms to women).

[Toon³]

Eric Cantona points at a woman and says "Booya" to make them orgasm (and die sometimes, thus is the power of Eric Cantona's orgasms to women).

That is Chuck Norris and you know it!

Besides Eric Cantona doesn't like girls.

[StrikerCW]

Alan Shearer has sex with men.

Then again so does Eric Cantona, but thats only because he has already finished all the women on earth.

[Dirt McGirt]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Brad Friedel.

Thx,

Jay!
LMAO sounds like my next sig line.

[Howard Zinn]

LMAO sounds like my next sig line.


Hey jay, has Striker provided you with your new avatar yet?

[Dirt McGirt]

Hey jay, has Striker provided you with your new avatar yet?
My lawyers are working on a loophole.

[Howard Zinn]

My lawyers are working on a loophole.


Don't even try it.

[StrikerCW]

I have it. I will post it soon! At home.

edit: Don't worry Jaypro, its not that bad. I'm not a big stickler for the rules anyways, you only have to use it till the next time you guys beat us.

[Dirt McGirt]

I have it. I will post it soon! At home.

edit: Don't worry Jaypro, its not that bad. I'm not a big stickler for the rules anyways, you only have to use it till the next time you guys beat us.
Uh I'll just take one week instead. Please don't make it horseface or shrek.:(

How about some have naked gal in a ManUre kit?


or Alex Feruguson as Che?

or Eric Cantona kicking Chuck Norris ass?

[Sapphire]

I doubt he'll go easy on you in the "Cantona is crap" thread. He better not. :)

[Howard Zinn]

I doubt he'll go easy on you in the "Cantona is crap" thread. He better not. :)


At least I got Graeme to fix the spelling in the thread title. :rolleyes: :D

[StrikerCW]

I think it should be a group desision between How Sap and I.

[Howard Zinn]

I think it should be a group desision between How Sap and I.


I'd go with the Sunderland badge. :D

http://www.premierleague.com/en/images/club_normallogos_180x160/sunderland_crest.jpg

[Sapphire]

I like the pic over of Rooney breaking through 2 defenders. For the symbolism. :D

[StrikerCW]

I'd go with the Sunderland badge. :D

http://www.premierleague.com/en/images/club_normallogos_180x160/sunderland_crest.jpg
Booooo

[Howard Zinn]

Booooo


:D

Alright, go with the Rooney pick. :D