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arsenalgirl30016
26 Feb 2006, 03:07 AM
Dude - i have known her for god knows how long and this posting FOOTIE thing is the most normal thing I have seen her do...........and trust me I have seen a lot........scary at times yes. Meg
arsenalgirl30016
26 Feb 2006, 03:09 AM
well, i'm goin to bed.. g'nite meg and steph..
..
p.s.- SEC football still blows. :)~
Night Phishy! SEC football kicks ASS! Not the Red Raiders but it is all good! :)
Bluto11
26 Feb 2006, 03:37 AM
so i meet a girl at a bar. turns out she is a mix of a "stage 5 clinger" from Wedding Crashers and the drunk girl in "40 year old Virgin"
n4100
26 Feb 2006, 04:05 AM
so i meet a girl at a bar. turns out she is a mix of a "stage 5 clinger" from Wedding Crashers and the drunk girl in "40 year old Virgin"
So we're hoping you left her there Dan. If not, good luck tomorrow morning!
arsenalgirl30016
26 Feb 2006, 04:08 AM
So we're hoping you left her there Dan. If not, good luck tomorrow morning!
"i've got a stage 5 clinger......."
KevTheGooner
26 Feb 2006, 07:57 AM
PhishmAN! ....... hOw many bottles of wine does it take ot make one forget about a 1-0 loss to Blackburn..........
It takes two xtra large gin martinis, two stellas and a bunch of weed.
At least, 'round these parts. :hungover emoticon:
Sorry I missed the party here last night!!
HighburyGoon
26 Feb 2006, 09:54 AM
It takes two glasses of Cabernet, three shots of Kahlua, vodka and Baileys, and five beers. That and a 20oz Kansas City steak.
I can't believe that I went to a bachelor party last night, and yet all the boobies were here!
Gunner Phan
26 Feb 2006, 11:33 AM
It takes two glasses of Cabernet, three shots of Kahlua, vodka and Baileys, and five beers. That and a 20oz Kansas City steak.
I can't believe that I went to a bachelor party last night, and yet all the boobies were here!
about 30 ft of b-hits. that did the trick ;)
that and a kick ass concert....
HighburyGoon
26 Feb 2006, 11:40 AM
about 30 ft of b-hits. that did the trick ;)
that and a kick ass concert....
Nice. And hey, how is it that my quote's still the cautionary tale against drunk posting when Steph provided about six month's worth last night? :p
Gunner Phan
26 Feb 2006, 11:55 AM
Nice. And hey, how is it that my quote's still the cautionary tale against drunk posting when Steph provided about six month's worth last night? :p
oh I saw a few good nuggets...trying to decide which one is going down below
arsenalgirl30016
26 Feb 2006, 12:00 PM
Morning guys! Apparently Meghan and I had a good time last night....but I am paying for it today.....
Gunner Phan
26 Feb 2006, 12:01 PM
Morning guys! Apparently Meghan and I had a good time last night....but I am paying for it today.....
LMAO!
arsenalgirl30016
26 Feb 2006, 12:07 PM
LMAO!
Apparently 5 year olds don't realize that their mommies need to sleep off their drunks from the night before and sadly I have been up since 830 playing...... :rolleyes: :)
HighburyGoon
26 Feb 2006, 12:12 PM
Apparently 5 year olds don't realize that their mommies need to sleep off their drunks from the night before and sadly I have been up since 830 playing...... :rolleyes: :)
Ouch!
Bluto11
26 Feb 2006, 12:13 PM
So we're hoping you left her there Dan. If not, good luck tomorrow morning!
yeah, left her at the bar.
here are some highlights:
her calling me over, then asking to makeout while some dude was standing there. then the dude tells me they have been dating for 3 years.
about 30 minutes later the dude told me i was in and that if I didn't take her home and ******** the shit out of her he would punch me.
about 5 minutes later the girl bought some body shots. i had like no money on me, so she decided to buy them, which was fine by me.
she kept taking my glasses off so i couldn't see anything.
yeah, that is about it. i moved on and played wingman for my buddy, which was successful for him.
HighburyGoon
26 Feb 2006, 12:19 PM
her calling me over, then asking to makeout while some dude was standing there. then the dude tells me they have been dating for 3 years.
about 30 minutes later the dude told me i was in and that if I didn't take her home and ******** the shit out of her he would punch me.
http://www.unn13.com/images/forrest.jpg
RUN FORREST, RUN!
Bluto11
26 Feb 2006, 12:22 PM
http://www.unn13.com/images/forrest.jpg
RUN FORREST, RUN!
pretty much. she was not bad looking. you knew it wasn't going to be good when she first came over and introduced herself that she asked how old my three friends thought she was. she asked my one friend, i told him he was "backed in a corner". he said she wasn't older then his sister, who is 27, but was probaby 22. the girl said she was 25. i had trouble believing that.
forgot to mention that when we went ot do the bodyshots she lead the way so she grabbed my hand and decided to place on hand on her right boob while we walked and give me a "eye ******** the shit out of me look".
the night was fun though. I didn't pay for any of my drinks. the buddy referenced above is a real estate financial consultant, and he worked all day on saturday. so to get back at his company he is expensing our tab from the bar.
KevTheGooner
26 Feb 2006, 02:36 PM
Apparently 5 year olds don't realize that their mommies need to sleep off their drunks from the night before and sadly I have been up since 830 playing...... :rolleyes: :)
Don't ya just love that? My kids have totally conditioned me. I drink early (and often) now. Only when I'm away from the kids do I drink past 12AM anymore....
n4100
26 Feb 2006, 03:10 PM
Nice. And hey, how is it that my quote's still the cautionary tale against drunk posting when Steph provided about six month's worth last night? :p
I can't remember if I've had a sig before, but I couldn't resist this one. Its great, and should be told to all sig. others who come with us to anything dealing with the Arse.
jwaldman11
26 Feb 2006, 04:58 PM
yeah, left her at the bar.
here are some highlights:
her calling me over, then asking to makeout while some dude was standing there. then the dude tells me they have been dating for 3 years.
about 30 minutes later the dude told me i was in and that if I didn't take her home and ******** the shit out of her he would punch me.
about 5 minutes later the girl bought some body shots. i had like no money on me, so she decided to buy them, which was fine by me.
she kept taking my glasses off so i couldn't see anything.
yeah, that is about it. i moved on and played wingman for my buddy, which was successful for him.
Wow. That's pretty epic. I've never heard of a guy threatening to punch someone if they DIDN'T hit on their girlfriend and take her home.
I need to get a wingman out here. All the guys I work with are married with kids.