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stanaccrington
23 Feb 2006, 10:57 AM
I received the letter this morning that my swearing in ceremony is on the 13th of march and I will be an American citizen.
Now for the dilema, what sort of American can I be? I'm not black so African American is out, no paddys in the family so Irish American is off the list, No Russian, Asian or Native in my past, and saying English American just doesn't sound right. Is Scouse American allowed?:)

655321
23 Feb 2006, 11:02 AM
I received the letter this morning that my swearing in ceremony is on the 13th of march and I will be an American citizen.
Now for the dilema, what sort of American can I be? I'm not black so African American is out, no paddys in the family so Irish American is off the list, No Russian, Asian or Native in my past, and saying English American just doesn't sound right. Is Scouse American allowed?:)

Where are you currently living?

stanaccrington
23 Feb 2006, 11:10 AM
Tampa Fl.:)

655321
23 Feb 2006, 11:51 AM
Tampa Fl.:)

"shithole-American"

stanaccrington
23 Feb 2006, 12:06 PM
Will it make me a Tampon?

ghazi
23 Feb 2006, 12:09 PM
Will it make me a Tampon?

Bloody right!:D

Congrats btw. Now if anyone disagrees with any post of your we can just call you a Stupid Yank. . dont be calling footy "soccer" now or anything llike that.

Dave Brull
23 Feb 2006, 12:26 PM
Congrats and welcome to the family! Now you are obligated to, on the 14th, start a thread in the MLS-General forum insisting that all MLS needs to survive is institute single table and pro/rel.

You'll fit right in!

kopiteinkc
23 Feb 2006, 12:43 PM
I received the letter this morning that my swearing in ceremony is on the 13th of march and I will be an American citizen.
Now for the dilema, what sort of American can I be? I'm not black so African American is out, no paddys in the family so Irish American is off the list, No Russian, Asian or Native in my past, and saying English American just doesn't sound right. Is Scouse American allowed?:)

After 16 years in the US, I am starting the same process. Just started filling out the forms yesterday. I guess we can make a society of Scouse Americans. YuknowhaImeanlike?

edlova
23 Feb 2006, 01:30 PM
Is Scouse American allowed?:)



haha, I think it sounds better if you say American Scouser :)

stanaccrington
13 Mar 2006, 03:24 PM
Now its official, I'm a Goddam Yank, I can now say minute 80 and call the keeper a goal tender. :)

655321
13 Mar 2006, 03:32 PM
Now its official, I'm a Goddam Yank, I can now say minute 80 and call the keeper a goal tender. :)

...and players wear 'cleats', not 'boots'.

LFCFanInCali
13 Mar 2006, 03:48 PM
Now its official, I'm a Goddam Yank, I can now say minute 80 and call the keeper a goal tender. :)
And it's a "field", not a "pitch". :)

Congrats!

usscouse
13 Mar 2006, 08:02 PM
Welcome to the club.......wack!

liverbird
13 Mar 2006, 08:30 PM
Now its official, I'm a Goddam Yank, I can now say minute 80 and call the keeper a goal tender. :)

it's field not a pitch
trunk not a boot
zero not nil
truck not lorry
chick not bird
bacon not rashers
etc, etc, etc

655321
23 Mar 2006, 11:45 AM
...and your is playing a 'game', not a 'match'.

stanaccrington
24 Mar 2006, 01:35 PM
Just had my first Chip Butty as an American and it tasted great. Why did no one ever export that as fast food, I could see it now, next door to every Starbucks a Chip Butty emporium, with mussy peas and Heniz Backed beans. :)

usscouse
24 Mar 2006, 02:31 PM
Just had my first Chip Butty as an American and it tasted great. Why did no one ever export that as fast food, I could see it now, next door to every Starbucks a Chip Butty emporium, with mussy peas and Heniz Backed beans. :)Should start your own Chip Butty Franchise Stanley. Complete with mussy peas and Heniz Backed beans.
Just don't forget, One with "Brawn" melted on. Always a favourite.

stanaccrington
24 Mar 2006, 07:54 PM
Sorry my spellings shit on a friday, its been a hard week, :( mushy peas and baked beans.:)

usscouse
24 Mar 2006, 08:58 PM
Sorry my spellings shit on a friday, its been a hard week, :( mushy peas and baked beans.:)Without spel cheker I'm buggered.
Thinking of brawn on chips cleard my mind though. :)

First time I took my wife to England she bought a can of Mushy Peas and kept it on the bookcase as an ornament and bookend. She didn't think that people really eat that crap...!