Woman Thread the Second

[Toon³]

That is one of W's daughters.

Georgie boy, get her in playboy and watch your rating rise.

Bloody awful dress though

[Vermont Red]

I really can only consider two options: the thin daughter and the model.

[StrikerCW]

Upper right 90 for me.

[Motterman]

http://www.stmarystoday.com/features/bush_f3.jpg
Someone call for redneck family?

Just noticed that 41 is giving us the "evil eye". :p

[Teso Dos Bichos]

I call the barge pole.

[prymetyme]

no worrys mates, im hear to reserect this thread by bitching about random shit going on.

so here goes

So tonight me and monty are suppose to hang out and its suppose to be good. Then she cant get a ride, thats not that big of an issue because we'd find one eventually blah blah blah, until my genious friend Nick (Geronamo4444) offers to give her a ride. Im thinking this is good, he wont ******** around and stay or anything. But then monty aim's me and is like why is nick coming? I dont know what to say, because I wasnt aware of it. So she's like well if Nick is coming then my friend is, and I cant say no to her, so im like damn this isnt working out. Then Nick is like can my crush come too. This is even worse beause nick will wnaa chill with her, when me monty and her friend hang out which isnt bad because were all really good friends, but how am i suppose to get anything with them? (ps. teso, jayro, billy im waiting for some threesom reference) So then eventually other people find out and im like ******** this nothing is happening becasue I dont wana have a party and get in troulbe for someone doing something right before I go to Germany. So now this other kid Lucas is having a party, which Monty isnt going to and there is no reason for me to go since I hate the kid. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[mhtwins113]

no worrys mates, im hear to reserect this thread by bitching about random shit going on.

so here goes

So tonight me and monty are suppose to hang out and its suppose to be good. Then she cant get a ride, thats not that big of an issue because we'd find one eventually blah blah blah, until my genious friend Nick (Geronamo4444) offers to give her a ride. Im thinking this is good, he wont ******** around and stay or anything. But then monty aim's me and is like why is nick coming? I dont know what to say, because I wasnt aware of it. So she's like well if Nick is coming then my friend is, and I cant say no to her, so im like damn this isnt working out. Then Nick is like can my crush come too. This is even worse beause nick will wnaa chill with her, when me monty and her friend hang out which isnt bad because were all really good friends, but how am i suppose to get anything with them? (ps. teso, jayro, billy im waiting for some threesom reference) So then eventually other people find out and im like ******** this nothing is happening becasue I dont wana have a party and get in troulbe for someone doing something right before I go to Germany. So now this other kid Lucas is having a party, which Monty isnt going to and there is no reason for me to go since I hate the kid. :mad: :mad: :mad:

The MA, anyone? (instead of The OC)

[prymetyme]

yeah seriously, its crazy. Im goign to have to get my mind off all this when I head back to Laguna in march lol. this is too complicated lol

[holytoledo]

no worrys mates, im hear to reserect this thread by bitching about random shit going on.

so here goes

So tonight me and monty are suppose to hang out and its suppose to be good. Then she cant get a ride, thats not that big of an issue because we'd find one eventually blah blah blah, until my genious friend Nick (Geronamo4444) offers to give her a ride. Im thinking this is good, he wont ******** around and stay or anything. But then monty aim's me and is like why is nick coming? I dont know what to say, because I wasnt aware of it. So she's like well if Nick is coming then my friend is, and I cant say no to her, so im like damn this isnt working out. Then Nick is like can my crush come too. This is even worse beause nick will wnaa chill with her, when me monty and her friend hang out which isnt bad because were all really good friends, but how am i suppose to get anything with them? (ps. teso, jayro, billy im waiting for some threesom reference) So then eventually other people find out and im like ******** this nothing is happening becasue I dont wana have a party and get in troulbe for someone doing something right before I go to Germany. So now this other kid Lucas is having a party, which Monty isnt going to and there is no reason for me to go since I hate the kid. :mad: :mad: :mad:

fine, fine, ill come over and service her friend so you two can have your alone time.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

[Bluto11]

a girl i met at the bar last night was a combo "stage 5 clinger" and the drunk girl from 40 year-old virgin who tells Andy he has kind eyes. crazy biatch.

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7645321&postcount=155

[prymetyme]

this sat. i think were hanging out

[mhtwins113]

this sat. i think were hanging out
You need to move permanently to Laguna Beach, you seem a natural for the drama that goes down there.

[prymetyme]

man I wish it was that easy, believe me Ive tried to get my dad to in the past, but to no avail lol

[tscboys]

yesterday = grannnndd..she came over..and we "did our thing" aka ********ed like dogs.. 4 1/2 times..ooh yess..

[mhtwins113]

yesterday = grannnndd..she came over..and we "did our thing" aka ********ed like dogs.. 4 1/2 times..ooh yess..
What was the half?

[StrikerCW]

It was a jest, surely. :D

[tscboys]

my mom knocked on the door and we couldn't finish....:( :( :(

[MtP07]

my mom knocked on the door and we couldn't finish....:( :( :(

Is this your friend?

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/member.php?u=76756

[StrikerCW]

:rolleyes: :D hmm

[prymetyme]

dude i had the shot but i ********yed out