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MtP07
30 Mar 2006, 10:42 PM
16 will get you 20.

Toon³
30 Mar 2006, 10:46 PM
yeah she's 17

Her face looks 17. Her chest looks 19.

Achtung
30 Mar 2006, 10:51 PM
Her face looks 17. Her chest looks 19.

Toon's eloquence shines through again. Excellent. :D

Toon³
30 Mar 2006, 10:57 PM
Toon's eloquence shines through again. Excellent. :D

I just [Roy Walker] say what I see [/Roy Walker]

http://www.frazertheatrical.demon.co.uk/images/roy%20walker.jpg

prymetyme
31 Mar 2006, 07:53 AM
i can work with 17

jayro75
31 Mar 2006, 09:50 AM
LOL... although I have to say I'm with Saph here--I think the chick is older than 15 or whatever. Definitely "looks" 18 or 19 to me. Then again, that excuse has gotten more then a few guys locked up in the past. Not that it matters to prymetyme.


I'd make a joke here... But Rick B and GPK might swoop in and red card me and sue me on behalf of a very kind, French manager...;)

Football first
31 Mar 2006, 05:05 PM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8168/2854523yg.jpg

Visable thong sideage

yo dat bitch needs ta get in my pantz lmmfao

Toon³
31 Mar 2006, 05:24 PM
yo dat bitch needs ta get in my pantz lmmfao

How dare you quote one of my messages, quoting me is a privilege not a right

prymetyme
31 Mar 2006, 06:26 PM
even I agree with this, you have to work your way into the system before your aloud to quote the elders like toon billy motter teso ect... , im still working my way up

Toon³
31 Mar 2006, 07:10 PM
even I agree with this, you have to work your way into the system before your aloud to quote the elders like toon billy motter teso ect... , im still working my way up

It's not that I just hate it when people feel the need to type "ghetto".

jayro75
31 Mar 2006, 08:04 PM
It's not that I just hate it when people feel the need to type "ghetto".

But it's even worse when they feel the need to speak it..

Leto
31 Mar 2006, 08:13 PM
even I agree with this, you have to work your way into the system before your aloud to quote the elders like toon billy motter teso ect... , im still working my way up

You're taking this 'Uncle Teso' thing waaayyy too seriously...

JC7rox
31 Mar 2006, 09:31 PM
yo dat bitch needs ta get in my pantz lmmfao

....in West Philadelphia, born and raised
on the playground is where I spend most of my days....

prymetyme
31 Mar 2006, 10:00 PM
You're taking this 'Uncle Teso' thing waaayyy too seriously...

lol teso is not my uncle, but he still stands as an elder.

prymetyme
31 Mar 2006, 10:02 PM
....in West Philadelphia, born and raised
on the playground is where I spend most of my days....

chillan out max and relaxin all cool
and shootin so b ball out behind school

JC7rox
31 Mar 2006, 10:13 PM
when a couple of guys who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood....

prymetyme
31 Mar 2006, 10:50 PM
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your movin with your aunt and uncle to bel air...

Toon³
31 Mar 2006, 11:59 PM
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
I saw that it had dice in the mirror

I though damn boy, this guys a queer
But I said 'Nah forget it' You home to Bel Air


I'm pretty I've got the start of the 2nd part wrong.:o

mhtwins113
01 Apr 2006, 04:29 AM
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
I saw that it had dice in the mirror

I though damn boy, this guys a queer
But I said 'Nah forget it' You home to Bel Air


I'm pretty I've got the start of the 2nd part wrong.:o
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything, I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Man forget it, yo homes, to Bel Air"

Just as Quincy Jones would have wanted it.

Toon³
04 Apr 2006, 06:46 PM
Having trouble with the ladies? No worries just try some of these tf tried and tested chat up lines:

can you do this? (whilst showing me a really horrible porn picture on his mobile phone)
you've got a lush arse and if i didn't have a pint in each hand i'd give it a feel
what is a slapper like you doing in a posh place like this?
Excuse me, is that spunk in your hair?
Give us a wank (someone said this to me mate in the blackies in gossy high st)
Sit on me face and I'll guess your weight.
Do you want to dance? (yes) go on then, piss off so I can talk to your mate
You might as well let me shag you cos I'm going to say I have anyway.
You look desperate, fancy a fu[n]k?
Do you want a drink or will I just give you the money?

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