Chelsea Fans [Liverpool Discussion] Thread [Archive]

Twenty26Six

13 Feb 2006, 09:25 AM

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/tickets/badges/chelsea.gif

This is the new thread for all you Chelsea fans from... Spokane, Oklahoma, Thailand, Oswego, Tuscaloosa, Israel, Russia, or wherever the hell else you "Shed Enders" "Headhunters" "Aggro-12ys olds" are from [apart from West London].

You guys can discuss all the important details like Chelsea vs. Liverpool stat comparisons. Chelsea vs Liverpool history comparisons. Which team cheats/dives/counterattacks more. Anything you want.

Basically you Chelsea fans are right all the time anyway when it comes to topics on our club. You don't need our input! I figure you have been on our board so much these last few years you might want your own discussion thread??

Welcome home Chelsea fans, it's like you never ********ing left!

Sincerely,
Your Friend Kold

...Matt, can we sticky this? ;)

chelski72

13 Feb 2006, 02:06 PM

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/tickets/badges/chelsea.gif

This is the new thread for all you Chelsea fans from... Spokane, Oklahoma, Thailand, Oswego, Tuscaloosa, Israel, Russia, or wherever the hell else you "Shed Enders" "Headhunters" "Aggro-12ys olds" are from [apart from West London].

<snip>

Says a bloke several thousand miles from Anfield.

LMFAO...!

SuperElf

13 Feb 2006, 02:42 PM

Let's get this party started:

Liverpool are garbage. Liverpool's stadium is old. Liverpool's fans smell like bad fish. Liverpool's players are slow and have bad haircuts. Liverpool's manager prefers a dour brand of football, and he eats too much paella.

By comparison, Chelsea has a richer history, Chelsea fans are classier, Chelsea's players are taller, faster, and more interesting at cocktail parties, and Chelsea's manager is smarter, more polite, and always has a freshly shorn scrotum.

Actually, now that I think about it, I think I'm changing squad allegiances. It's been nice knowing you all . . .

ForeverRed

13 Feb 2006, 02:47 PM

Speaking of classy chelski fans, I just met a self proclaimed chelsea fan who still thought Zola and Desaily were in the team!

HA!

We might be some miles away from the ground but we know our team you fools!

Twenty26Six

13 Feb 2006, 04:00 PM

Says a bloke several thousand miles from Anfield.

LMFAO...!

Actually I live about an hour and a half from Liverpool,

.....New York.

One troll down. 8 or 9 to go, there are only about 10 posters on the Chelsea board anyway.

quentinc

13 Feb 2006, 06:18 PM

Oh god. This is hilarity.

Liv'poolFaninAZ

13 Feb 2006, 08:38 PM

and always has a freshly shorn scrotum. . .

FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ON THIS BOARD EVER!!!!! LMFAO!

Bobinhood

13 Feb 2006, 08:54 PM

Seems like the right place to aplogize to all the chelsea fans out there. I was away for the game, but after watching the hi-lites its clear that i Never, Never should have called the great Viking ambassador football god Neither Good-Once-son. That was a mistake

I shoulda called him WritherGood-Once-then. :D

Samarkand

13 Feb 2006, 11:16 PM

Chelsea win one championship in 50 years and somehow some fans think it automatically elevates them to Liverpool's level? Wow! :confused: :confused:

ram1

14 Feb 2006, 02:49 AM

Chelsea win one championship in 50 years and somehow some fans think it automatically elevates them to Liverpool's level? Wow! :confused: :confused:

Amazing isn't it? Oh how quickly they forget. Not that I blame them there isn't any blue history for them to remember.

King-James

14 Feb 2006, 10:56 AM

This thread is giving me a Chelsea smile

Twenty26Six

15 Feb 2006, 01:39 PM

C'mon guys, let's not troll on our own board. We've set this place aside for the "Blue Half of Boredom" to share there ideas in an overly posturing manner as to gain the attention of other people not associated with their club.

Let us leave them to their own personal glory-huntng. After all, little kids need attention to grow!

Xerxus

15 Feb 2006, 05:36 PM

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/tickets/badges/chelsea.gif

This is the new thread for all you Chelsea fans from... Spokane, Oklahoma, Thailand, Oswego, Tuscaloosa, Israel, Russia, or wherever the hell else you "Shed Enders" "Headhunters" "Aggro-12ys olds" are from [apart from West London].

You guys can discuss all the important details like Chelsea vs. Liverpool stat comparisons. Chelsea vs Liverpool history comparisons. Which team cheats/dives/counterattacks more. Anything you want.

Basically you Chelsea fans are right all the time anyway when it comes to topics on our club. You don't need our input! I figure you have been on our board so much these last few years you might want your own discussion thread??

Welcome home Chelsea fans, it's like you never ********ing left!

Sincerely,
Your Friend Kold

...Matt, can we sticky this? ;)

ROFL.
Let's see them crawl out the woodwork now.
Silly clowns