Great Quotes in football

[frasermc]

Interviewer looks for a comment from then Celtic manager Gordon Strachan after a match has just finished.


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

[barack_obampot]

"Jim Baxter should have been a Brazilian" - Pele

[geego]

"Raymond Domenech is the most useless coach in french soccer after Louis XVI" - Eric Cantona

[kingkong1]

An unknown Brazilian province coach:

"I hint if the kid is good just by the way he lays his luggage on the dressroom floor" :p

[Colorado_GAUCHO]

"Jim Baxter should have been a Brazilian" - Pele

Who's Jim Baxter?

[barack_obampot]

Who's Jim Baxter?

YouTube- Jim baxter Rangers and Scotlands finest player

[deuteronomy]

Q: How can you tell ET is a Rangers fan?

A: Because he looks like one.

[deuteronomy]

A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Rangers fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

He hands the bottle to the Celtic fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Rangers fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"

[barack_obampot]

I think it's supposed to be quotes, not jokes.