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EvilRick
29 Jan 2003, 07:13 PM
San Francisco California 6:45 am

So there I was, running the treacherous costal trails of San Francisco in my old 1980’s FMF jogging suit when out of nowhere, some guy starts giving me sh!t for Italy’s performance in WC02. I looked back and its some dude I’ve never seen before. “Hey” He said. “Why don’t you stop being a Euro snob and support good old US of A? After all we are the future of World soccer” So I just smiled and picked up the pace. A minute later he caches up to me and starts over “You know, we didn’t loose to Korea and didn’t” cry to FIFA when we were robed against the Krauts” (or something along those lines). By now I’ve had it and I point out that I’m wearing a TRI jogging suit and that if I were Italian I would most likely be wearing the Azurri.

That rendered him speechless for about 10 seconds before he started telling me I should Support US soccer and not some “has been” CONCACAF power. That followed by incoherent statements about the greatness of the MLS, Mathis and McBride’s god status and how Mexican Jerseys where the ugliest things he ever saw. So, I think that’s It now you pay” I decided to sprint towards the remains of the old Cliff house by Ocean Beach with Uncle Sam right behind me, now all that is left of the structure is the foundation which is not often inundated with the ocean surf, so there is a lot of rotten algae and decomposing matter all around. Now EvilRick takes Mr. MLS running between the concrete beams above the filth and sooner rather than later he hears a “SH!T” exclamation followed by the sound of a heavy “SPLASH”

Since EvilRick is not one to hold a grudge, I turned around and helped him out. I did however take a long exaggerated sniff and said “You know, US/MLS fans do stink!” :D

(and yes, it did happen today)

sidspaceman
29 Jan 2003, 09:17 PM
Sounds like you ran into Coronaman.:)

Garcia
29 Jan 2003, 11:24 PM
http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Captures/CapturesJ-P/Porky's/Porkys2-1.jpg

Looks like Five-O has spotted coronaman. He just ran past!

GRUNT
30 Jan 2003, 12:08 AM
heh, heh....that's a pretty good story.

did I tell you about the one where the Mexican fans in Azteca tried to hit us with cups of piss, but it landed on a nice Mexican couple instead? heh, heh....that was a good one too.

:)

efernandez9
30 Jan 2003, 02:44 AM
that is how many fans (no mention of nationality) disapear in the many cliffs of california, every day!


scratch here for a taste of algea......sniff....sniff

Stogey23
30 Jan 2003, 02:55 AM
I figure a story about a US fan being chased by a Tri fan in Mexico City wouldn't end so comically.

chaski
30 Jan 2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by EvilRick
Ocean Beach A prime spot for fishing ;)

Monkeyboy2000
30 Jan 2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Stogey23
I figure a story about a US fan being chased by a Tri fan in Mexico City wouldn't end so comically.

You'd be surprised. :)

Don Boppero 3000
30 Jan 2003, 02:32 PM
The real question is where can I get a retro jogging suit??

EvilRick
30 Jan 2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by bopper78
The real question is where can I get a retro jogging suit??

My mom got it for me somewhere in Polanco :D
(en el D.F.)

Don Boppero 3000
30 Jan 2003, 10:15 PM
I bet it looks real fly!

Vizzerdrix
02 Feb 2003, 08:53 AM
praise the lord clint mathis!how dare u diss mls!

Eric B
03 Feb 2003, 04:37 PM
I don't believe it for a second. A real US fan wouldn't care about a second-rate soccer nation with a failing club structure like Italy...

EvilRick
03 Feb 2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Eric B
A real US fan wouldn't care about a second-rate soccer nation with a failing club structure like Italy...


http://members.aol.com/beersultan/towelie.jpg

"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I don't know what the ********** is going on!!!

Eric B
03 Feb 2003, 07:57 PM
Perhaps I should have thrown in a smilie?

EvilRick
03 Feb 2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Eric B
Perhaps I should have thrown in a smilie?

Come on! I was just trying to build up on it.

The Wanderer
05 Feb 2003, 02:41 AM
You shoulda kicked the guy's a$$ for being so goddamned insecure. It's America for Christ's sake, who gives a f-u-ck if you were wearing a Tri jogging suit. I hope that f-u-cker never comes upon me in my Holland gear.

Eric B
05 Feb 2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by The Wanderer
You shoulda kicked the guy's a$$ for being so goddamned insecure. It's America for Christ's sake, who gives a f-u-ck if you were wearing a Tri jogging suit. I hope that f-u-cker never comes upon me in my Holland gear.

There's a Mister Kettle on line two for you...

EvilRick
05 Feb 2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by The Wanderer
You shoulda kicked the guy's a$$ for being so goddamned insecure.

Violence is not my way.
Mark (we are in the first name bases now) just wanted to engage in a little trash talk, but I told him he crossed the line when he insulted my Chivas.

PumaBear
08 Feb 2003, 12:59 PM
Hey Rick,

You in DF or the Bay area?