A Musical Trubute to Ian Bishop

[Anthony]

I understand he is unhappy that he was not picked up when Miami contracted. But frankly, I am getting tired of his sthick. Last year, he was talking about how great the league was. Now, he is giving advice to Gazza.

So, to borrow the tune of a fellow Long Islander:

Barry Town

Well I'm playing here in Barry Town
Cause Miami Fusion got shut down.
Out in Burnley they're killing time
Selling their team
It is so mean

Well the Yank League is so much S**T
Every though I said I really liked it.
Cancelled my contract, I could not score
Then I was dropped
I've heard that before
And I'm playing here in Barry Town

[footfetish]

you gotta love live.

[Native Aztexan]

Get Alexi Lalas to sing it and we got ourselves a hit. :D

[Eric B]

(With gigantic apologies to Becker & Fagen)

I'm not one to look behind I know Kenny can't pay
But over there in Barrytown they play for pocket change
And though you're now my enemy
I like things like they used to be
And though you'd like to fold a team
I'm standing by myself
Can't play with someone else

Can't you see by what I carry that I play for Barry Town

[Jose L. Couso]

Sang to Tom Jones-She's a lady.

He's a wanker
woaw woaw woaw
He's a wanker
woaw woaw woaw
He's a wanker
and the wanker tis gone!