The Gazza caption thread

[Speedball]

http://a1801.g.akamai.net/f/1801/2004/3d/www.fifa.com/reuters/02-07/2002-07-26gazza_big.jpg

[PSUdude]

"Fook, all I remember is leaving the bar, next thing I remember is waking up in Washington at a press confrence saying that I signed with DC United....I gotta stop drinking!!"

or....

"that Olsen boy is looking good, too bad Hudson has fist dibs...Oh well, there's always Etcheverry"

[patrickdavila]

I hope I get out of here in time for happy hour at O'Reilly's pub!

[stinky]

its not my fault if my agent didn't tell you that i only have one full leg

[timmy409]

looks like he is about to pull a beasly

[cmonaco]

"....awwww, yeah... that was a good fart"

[Bilbao2Brooklyn]

"First, Vinnie, Now this"

[ToddP25]

"I said I would play again??"
"I will give you 90 but, someone is driving me to the Tombs after"

[MetroTard]

Ponying up to the DC area press, Gazza takes a moment to pose with a Washington Capitals hockey stick.

[JoBeck]

I'm old, fat, and out of shape.

[Indoor Recess]

Move over Gary Condit--

[SoFla Metro]

"Look how old I am"

[Section113]

"weee rrrepresent.. the lollipop guild!"

[Section113]

Originally posted by Speedball
http://a1801.g.akamai.net/f/1801/2004/3d/www.fifa.com/reuters/02-07/2002-07-26gazza_big.jpg

"MLS Soccer team. DC Untied, announced the signing of former WWF wrestler Bob Backland today"

[PSUdude]

He's old,
he's fat
he'll grab your nut sack
he's Paul Gasgoine he's Paul gasgoine!!!

[TheFallen29]

Lothar Mattheus, Part Deux

[microbrew]

Gazza moves to DC and finds his peer group- US Congressmen.

[ToolFan]

Originally posted by PSUdude
He's old,
he's fat
Vinnie Jones grabbed his nut sac
he's Paul Gasgoine he's Paul gasgoine!!!
Fixed your post.