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Alex_1
26 Jul 2002, 12:52 PM
In my brief absences this summer, it would appear that a few new faces have come into this forum. They are even making a name for themselves in the smack-down arena. However, through it all, the rivalry pros that always seem to rise to the top are stalwarts Mike Segroves, Chaski and, well, me. What is the secret, you ask? How do you do it?

Enroll in this class, taught by the great Alex_1 and I will teach you all you need to know about being a troll. Send me a PM and I will send you an address where you can send $1. After that, I will send you another address where you can send $10. Finally, I will teach you the ins-and outs of witty rhetoric and unexpected idiocy. But more than anything, Alex_1 will teach you that there's more to being a troll than being a total jerk. You have to truly understand the concept that: "Every day, I see something dumber in this thread than I saw the day before. How can I contribute to that downward spiral?"

I welcome open diaglogue. Tell me your philosphies on Trolling and I will let you know the pros and cons and how to tweak your technique. When the session is over, you may receive a "Trollship" membership card.
SIGN NOW!

Super Hamatachi redded
26 Jul 2002, 12:58 PM
YEAH@ YEAH$ YEAH& &YEAH* YEAH!!

Dan Loney
26 Jul 2002, 01:36 PM
Everyone else's trolling sucks compared to mine. I'm the lord high grand champion of trolling, I'll tell you what.

EDIT - I see Alex had pretty much this exact same verbatim post on the other thread. But I'll leave this one up, since mine was a lot better. Because I wrote this one, you see.

dcaddick
26 Jul 2002, 01:49 PM
Trolling is not that hard...

Crazy_Yank
26 Jul 2002, 02:03 PM
Alex_1 sucks. His team sucks. So does his mom.

CUS
26 Jul 2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by dcaddick
Trolling is not that hard...
Viagra works for that.

Or scantily-clad 20 year old girls.

chaski
26 Jul 2002, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Alex_1
Enroll in this class, taught by the great Alex_1 and I will teach you all you need to know about being a troll. Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach.
;) :D

dcaddick
26 Jul 2002, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by CUS

Viagra works for that.

Or scantily-clad 20 year old girls.

I'll pass that on to Trolling...

wu-tang beez
26 Jul 2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by dcaddick
Trolling is not that hard...

It's pretty simple. Say something disparaging about English futbol or MLS, then drop some homophobic references, and you too can be a troll.

eric515
26 Jul 2002, 02:52 PM
In Homer Simpson voice... "Mmmm...20 year old girls (drools)..." :)

Crazy_Yank
26 Jul 2002, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by wu-tang beez


It's pretty simple. Say something disparaging about English futbol or MLS, then drop some homophobic references, and you too can be a troll.

Don't forget the dog meat references.

Dan Loney
26 Jul 2002, 03:51 PM
Dog meat? Good God, man. What kind of savage, barbaric, uncivilized neanderthal would stoop to eating DOG MEAT?

The very idea.

Syncope
26 Jul 2002, 04:54 PM
Landon Donovan sucks. :p

CUS
27 Jul 2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Syncope
Landon Donovan sucks. :p
His sister swallows!

CUS
27 Jul 2002, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by eric515
In Homer Simpson voice... "Mmmm...20 year old girls (drools)..." :)
Confusion say man with wife of 40 would rather have two of 20.

CUS
27 Jul 2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Crazy_Yank


Don't forget the dog meat references.
Just don't mention Japanese grandfathers. That will surely get you in trouble.

NERevolution
27 Jul 2002, 12:34 AM
Apparently if you want to be a red carded you don't have to do anything wrong...

Barca_Fan2003
27 Jul 2002, 12:47 AM
FREE BRIANCAPPELLIERI!! VIVE LE REVOLUCION!!!

Barca_Fan2003
27 Jul 2002, 12:48 AM
http://www.marseillaise.org/english/

copaantl98
27 Jul 2002, 12:59 AM
Here's another ignorant question, what's a troll?