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Claymore
30 Aug 2006, 03:08 PM
Guy Ritchie's last movie "Revolver" was aweful!
at least he didn't put wifey-poo in it.

Uppa 90
30 Aug 2006, 03:09 PM
Wishmaster - terrible Wes Craven movie...

Problem Child - John Ritter can't save it, and i would say PC 2 but i never saw it...

Critters

The Core - I felt like i was dumber after viewing this...

servotron
30 Aug 2006, 03:13 PM
Two words: Jayandsilentbobstrike Back.

FabFiveFigo
30 Aug 2006, 04:03 PM
I wouldn't necessarily call it the worst ever, but the one movie I found completely unwatchable was Moulin Rouge.

Claymore
30 Aug 2006, 04:40 PM
I wouldn't necessarily call it the worst ever, but the one movie I found completely unwatchable was Moulin Rouge.
I couldn't even get through the trailer for that one.

cleansheetbsc
30 Aug 2006, 04:46 PM
I couldn't even get through the trailer for that one.

EVERYBODY CAN CAN!

rabble-rabble
30 Aug 2006, 04:53 PM
I have to nominate the remake of Rollerball that came out a few years ago. Absolutely unwatchable.

I enjoyed the first one (James Caan and John Houseman) with its look at a man putting up his will and courage against a future society controlled by corporations and was looking forward to the remake and was greatly disappointed.

Claymore
30 Aug 2006, 04:59 PM
EVERYBODY CAN CAN!
EWAN MCGREGOR SINGS!!

servotron
30 Aug 2006, 05:09 PM
I wouldn't necessarily call it the worst ever, but the one movie I found completely unwatchable was Moulin Rouge.

I'm in the "couldn't make it through the trailer" camp as well.... but I unfortunately have known several people who claim that THAT movie changed their outlook on life.

What a world.

Kobranzilla
30 Aug 2006, 05:53 PM
http://www.videoservicecorp.com/images/caddyshack%202.jpg

It is amazing that this movie didn't ruin Dan Akoroyds career...oh.......wait

NoodlesMacintosh
30 Aug 2006, 07:14 PM
Guys, c'mon.

Troll 2. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/)
Disco Godfather. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074412/)
Voodoo Black Exorcist. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070893/)
It's Alive. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071675/)

Bar none, the 4 worst movies I have ever seen.

Now here's some dreck! But I gotta stand up for It's Alive...you can't say no to a good killer baby movie, especially one that dares to try to send out a social message to boot.

I have to nominate the remake of Rollerball that came out a few years ago. Absolutely unwatchable.

I enjoyed the first one (James Caan and John Houseman) with its look at a man putting up his will and courage against a future society controlled by corporations and was looking forward to the remake and was greatly disappointed.

I never bothered with the sequel, but for me the original is an example of School of 70's Self-Congratulation, which I usually can't stand. Other examples include Billy Jack, Soylent Green, and anything based on any ecological or social viewpoint that predominantly died out by the end of the decade.

You're telling me that in a world of such a repressive corporate-run lifestyle that one guy...one guy could stand up against them and bring them down by getting an arena to chant his name? That's the crap of fairy tales and self-congratulatory business-is-bad-and-up-with-people 70s movies. You're telling me that the corporation couldn't just black out the TV feed to the arena, blow the entire place up, and blame it on an accident? Or kill Jonathon in his house while he slept and blame it on some injury turned hospital stay gone awry? Cripes. Standing up to a monolith like that gets you done in, regardless of what it means for the human spirit.

Anyway...

So what've we got here, in terms of bad movies? Mostly mainstream stuff that disappointed. I know there's a difference between high and low budget fare and the expectations from both, but I've gotta say the worst movie I've ever seen is The Creeping Terror.

http://www.jabootu.com/images/cttitle.jpg

I realize it's an early 60's monster film, but it's not even fun- or campy-bad, it's just bad. My big sticking point with it is the soundtrack. With normal dialogue, it would be just normal-bad. But most of the dialogue was apparently lost, so large patches of the movie are narrated as the scene goes on. I mean you literally have a married couple talking to each other silently as the narrator tells you the gist of what their conversation is about. Maybe it doesn't bug other people as much, but it drives me absolutely insane.

riverplate
30 Aug 2006, 07:16 PM
EWAN MCGREGOR SINGS!!

Unfortunately, they never did a cast album of his turn as Sky Masterson on the West End...

http://www.mosaicodiffusion.com/PhotosEvents/Guys_and_dolls.gif http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2005/05/31/btguys277.jpg

cleansheetbsc
30 Aug 2006, 09:09 PM
http://www.videoservicecorp.com/images/caddyshack%202.jpg

It is amazing that this movie didn't ruin Dan Akoroyds career...oh.......wait

UUUUUGH! I wiped that one from my memory and now its back. No doubt on the Dan Akroyed career killer. He did have a quick comeback as Mr. Grosser in Grosse Pointe Blank.

bestbecks
30 Aug 2006, 09:47 PM
High School Musical, Gigli, and I absolutely HATED Mission to Mars.

Nanbawan
30 Aug 2006, 11:17 PM
http://www.cinaff.com/affiches/mon%20cure%20chez%20les%20thailandaises.jpg

I have yet to witness worse.

bungadiri
31 Aug 2006, 10:43 AM
High School Musical
This movie is a freaking phenomenon, it's so popular. The sound track is a best seller. It just boggles the mind.

FabFiveFigo
31 Aug 2006, 04:20 PM
but I unfortunately have known several people who claim that THAT movie changed their outlook on life.
For the worse? ;)

mookhead
01 Sep 2006, 08:20 PM
Home Alone 3

DoctorJones24
02 Sep 2006, 01:56 AM
Now here's some dreck! But I gotta stand up for It's Alive...you can't say no to a good killer baby movie, especially one that dares to try to send out a social message to boot.

but I've gotta say the worst movie I've ever seen is The Creeping Terror.

http://www.jabootu.com/images/cttitle.jpg

I realize it's an early 60's monster film, but it's not even fun- or campy-bad, it's just bad. My big sticking point with it is the soundtrack. With normal dialogue, it would be just normal-bad. But most of the dialogue was apparently lost, so large patches of the movie are narrated as the scene goes on. I mean you literally have a married couple talking to each other silently as the narrator tells you the gist of what their conversation is about. Maybe it doesn't bug other people as much, but it drives me absolutely insane.

You need to check out The Howling VII: New Moon Rising. I remembered reading some funny "reviews" of how bad it was years ago, and then this past year it got into some latenight Showtime rotation, and I caught it one time. Fantastically bad in a drinking-game sort of way.

NoodlesMacintosh
02 Sep 2006, 09:58 AM
You need to check out The Howling VII: New Moon Rising. I remembered reading some funny "reviews" of how bad it was years ago, and then this past year it got into some latenight Showtime rotation, and I caught it one time. Fantastically bad in a drinking-game sort of way.

I can go for that. But I hadn't realized they made it to part 7! I gave up after Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf.