What is the worst movie ever?

[quicksand]

Originally posted by zverskiy yobar
Anything with john travolta. I have never understood Travolta. In the 90's his only truly good movie was Pulp Fiction and that would have been good with or without him. Somehow, though, he still wields all this power in Hollywood. Mindblowing.

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Daniel from Montréal
The Royal Tenenbaums

Not the worst by far, but rather very very not good, considering the high praise it received. My bro, my mom and I saw it separately and we all came to the same conclusion: the parts that are supposed to be funny just aren't, but people are confused because the movie comes over as "quirky" and "sophisticated".

A good review for my POV: ign.filmforce.com; it's there somewhere.

the royal tenebaums kicks ass

in terms of worst movie ever, i think Pootie Tang has to be in the running

[amerifolklegend]

Originally posted by Daniel from Montréal
The Royal Tenenbaums

Not the worst by far, but rather very very not good, considering the high praise it received. My bro, my mom and I saw it separately and we all came to the same conclusion: the parts that are supposed to be funny just aren't, but people are confused because the movie comes over as "quirky" and "sophisticated".

A good review for my POV: ign.filmforce.com; it's there somewhere.

:rolleyes:

And people wonder why Americans think all Canadians are idiots.

[oman]

Originally posted by Kickeroo
My vote:

Eraserhead, directed by David" what do mean, you don't get it" Lynch.

What a bore.

Lateman arrives.

Dude, you just don't get it.

"You ARE sick." - Eraserhead guy.

[oman]

Originally posted by Dante
Anything by Woody Allen.



Cretin.

Humourless cretin.

[oman]

Originally posted by B1
Moving with Richard Pryor

Waking Life by Richard Linklatter. I'm a fan of his films, however, this one was just unwatchable. Terrible film, so boring.



A fine movie. Clever, psuedo deep claptrap, a successor to the fine Slackers.

What the hell were you suspecting?

[Doctor Stamen]

Ator: Fighting Eagle.

If you imagine a Conan the Barbarian theme, but 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times worse, you have some idea. It 'stars' Graham Norton's hero Miles O'Keefe, and it goes beyond 'so bad it's funny', like a Steven Segal film. It is so bad, you feel like a salted snail just watching it. Here's a line so you can fathom how bad this film is:

"...and the ground trembles like a virgin going to the nuptual bed"-Some priest type telling of bad omens for the evil king.

Other than that, I'd definately put forward Titanic.

[oman]

Originally posted by otterulz
The Thin Red Line


It has been proven on various threads in this section that only retards dislike The Thin Red Line.

[oman]

Originally posted by Khansingh


You're Goddamn right! Basically anything from Cameron and ********heimer goes on this list. But to further the list:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Bad Boys
Shakespeare in Love
Erin Brockovich
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Yankee braindead scuzbag.

Bad Boys was killer.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004U9R0.03.LZZZZZZZ

[mkb3]

Thanks Oman. For a minute there, I was thinking it was me.

[trickyfool]

Royal Tenembaums kicked major booty. Don't know what Daniel's talking about.

Crouching Tiger was also a great movie, IMO, even though a lot of people seem to disagree.

Anaconda was a masterpiece :D

[FearM9]

I hated "The Professional".

[Alberto]

Originally posted by zverskiy yobar
Anything with john travolta.



Well John was in two pretty good films, Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction.

[Alberto]

Originally posted by oman


Cretin.

Humourless cretin.

I would characterize him as a neurotic, unhappy pedophile.

[Alberto]

Originally posted by oman


It has been proven on various threads in this section that only retards dislike The Thin Red Line.

But it was disappointing coming from Terrence Malick.

[Alberto]

Originally posted by kenntomasch



Dana Carvey's new one, The Master of Disguise, appears to have a chance to be one of the worst ever.

I saw the trailer this past week and I agree. What could ever possess a studio to make such nonsense. Stupid, idiotic and not funny.

[Ghost]

My verdict:

Thin Red Line is my favorite film. Tremendous film.

Royal Tennebaums was laugh-out-loud funny as well as being forboding. I liked it a lot.

Taste of Cherry, personally, I found it exhausting, and frankly what I've seen of Iranian film ( not a great deal admittedly) I've found overrated. I'm just one of those who thinks this particular emperor isn'twearing any clothes, and no one would be hailing these particular directors as paramount artists if they were coming out of Kansas rather than a closed society. But that's just me.

[kenntomasch]

Does anyone know the answers to these two questions:

1) Was the new Rollerball as bad as everyone said it was? and
2) Is Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' full nude scene worthwhile enough to rent the DVD?

[Foots]

Starship Troopers

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In The Bedroom