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Uniteder
26 Apr 2006, 07:58 PM
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-08-07/org-calc.swf
:D :D
johno
26 Apr 2006, 08:38 PM
that's Not Safe For Work... please lable those things guys...
Stud83
26 Apr 2006, 09:20 PM
Now, that's a nice prank (http://www.umpatriots.com/superman/supermajig.wmv)
bigtoga
26 Apr 2006, 09:22 PM
that's Not Safe For Work... please lable those things guys...lol - the http://fun.from.hell URL didn't warn you?! lol
bestbecks
26 Apr 2006, 11:35 PM
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Liverpool Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Liverpool fan...twice.
bestbecks
26 Apr 2006, 11:46 PM
Ronaldo vs. Scotland
Fast forward to 2006 - it is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldo goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldo 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldo 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
Numquam Moribimur
26 Apr 2006, 11:54 PM
lol - the http://fun.from.hell URL didn't warn you?! lol
Yea i was thinking the same thing ...ha
Numquam Moribimur
27 Apr 2006, 01:16 AM
The good old united rant :D
http://www.unitedrant.co.uk/images/getwellglazer.jpg
Leto
27 Apr 2006, 08:50 AM
Ronaldo vs. Scotland
...
:D :D :D
Teso Dos Bichos
27 Apr 2006, 02:15 PM
Ronaldo vs. Scotland
You ********ing wanker. :mad:
johno
27 Apr 2006, 02:20 PM
LOL at Ronaldo vs Scotland. Makes sense.
bestbecks
27 Apr 2006, 02:35 PM
You ********ing wanker. :mad:
:D :D
prymetyme
27 Apr 2006, 04:34 PM
You ********ing wanker. :mad:
seconded :mad: :D
Leto
27 Apr 2006, 05:21 PM
seconded :mad: :D
You have a Scottish connection?
MtP07
27 Apr 2006, 05:23 PM
You have a Scottish connection?
Well Teso is his Uncle. ;) :D
Rakim_22
27 Apr 2006, 05:29 PM
Hey why don't we have a racial draft while we're at it?
Achtung
27 Apr 2006, 05:30 PM
You ********ing wanker. :mad:
Man, I was totally waiting for Teso's reaction after I read that one.
Leto
27 Apr 2006, 05:37 PM
Well Teso is his Uncle. ;) :D
The number of Livi fans on the board just doubled!
johno
27 Apr 2006, 08:14 PM
The number of Livi fans on the board just doubled!
the number of Livi fans on this planet just doubled.
Teso Dos Bichos
27 Apr 2006, 08:27 PM
There's three of us kicking about on BS, I think. The others usually stick to our boards.