The Woman Thread [Archive] - Page 7

billyireland

31 Jan 2006, 08:46 PM

My best chat up line, my it's been a while, is...What has 300 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Fly. har-har-harOnly, and I mean ONLY, if you follow it up with a real 'hyuck, hyuck, hyuck' type laugh and a few seconds later... "I'm implying I've got a massive cock,"

jayro75

31 Jan 2006, 08:46 PM

Unfortunately she makes me help her study...on top of me working til 5, going to the kids basketball game that I coach, cook dinner and clean up. Luckily that was only tonight because that's not how I usually roll...

And you say I'm whipped....:eek:

:D

MtP07

31 Jan 2006, 08:48 PM

And you say I'm whipped....:eek:

I'm not worried...she makes up for it... :cool: :p

jayro75

31 Jan 2006, 08:50 PM

I'm not worried...she makes up for it...

They all do otherwise they wouldn't be living with us....:eek: :p

Toon³

31 Jan 2006, 08:51 PM

Only, and I mean ONLY, if you follow it up with a real 'hyuck, hyuck, hyuck' type laugh and a few seconds later... "I'm implying I've got a massive cock,"

Of course, humour is the route to any females panties.....COCK isn't censored Billy Man!

prymetyme

31 Jan 2006, 08:51 PM

Whats your number, Whats your size?

ps. glad to have toon back with the halo avatar

Sapphire

31 Jan 2006, 08:54 PM

that's not how I usually roll... Ya, we've all seen how you roll. Where's that techno video again?? ;)

MtP07

31 Jan 2006, 08:58 PM

Ya, we've all seen how you roll. Where's that techno video again?? ;)

This one?

http://www.youtube.com/w/DANCING-MARC?v=LC2VsErg8Nc&search=manchester%20united

prymetyme

31 Jan 2006, 08:59 PM

is that actually you??

MtP07

31 Jan 2006, 09:00 PM

Yep....sexy aren't I?

Toon³

31 Jan 2006, 09:01 PM

Whats your number, Whats your size?

ps. glad to have toon back with the halo avatar

07811874296 and I'm a 32" waist....bit of an odd question!:confused:

jayro75

31 Jan 2006, 09:02 PM

07811874296 and I'm a 32" waist....bit of an odd question!:confused:

Well you've already married a mate.. The boy took his chance...;)

Sapphire

31 Jan 2006, 09:03 PM

Is it an homage to Forlan when you can't get your flag around your shoulders? That's my favorite part.

billyireland

31 Jan 2006, 09:04 PM

Of course, humour is the route to any females panties.....COCK isn't censored Billy Man!
Ah, I keep forgetting about these new changes.

I also tend to find that the route is simply, just... 'down'.

Toon³

31 Jan 2006, 09:11 PM

Ah, I keep forgetting about these new changes.

I also tend to find that the route is simply, just... 'down'.

Well Billy, some people aren't gifted with the silver tounge charm that we have.....poor souls.

littleman

31 Jan 2006, 09:13 PM

These guys are our male role models:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

:D:D:D

Toon³

31 Jan 2006, 09:14 PM

Well you've already married a mate.. The boy took his chance...;)

How dare you! I'm not married yet. I can still get out of it.......not that I want to dear who is reading this over my shoulder.................:)

billyireland

31 Jan 2006, 09:17 PM

Well Billy, some people aren't gifted with the silver tounge charm that we have.....poor souls.
Better silver than golden, that's what I always say.

Toon³

31 Jan 2006, 09:19 PM

Better silver than golden, that's what I always say.

I have a mate that experianced "golden" tounge...he is scared for life.

billyireland

31 Jan 2006, 09:25 PM

Do you mean scarred? Or both?

Either way, there's just too much piss-taking potential for that poor guy; hope he's got a good nickname.