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Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 01:51 PM
Well first off guys thanks for the advice lol, its helping me out im going to take it slow but if anything happens this weekend when we hang out i'll have to take advantage of it. You cant go wrong with watching movies in a hot tub. :D
Just don't be afraid. Like Chris Rock says, you can get anything you want from a woman, as long as you ask with a little bass in your voice.
StrikerCW
31 Jan 2006, 01:52 PM
Chris Rock also said dont let a woman tell you she just wants to be friends.
"Thats fine, I want to be the friend that ********ing you in the ass btch, thats the kind of friend I wanna be"
prymetyme
31 Jan 2006, 01:53 PM
Just don't be afraid. Like Chris Rock says, you can get anything you want from a woman, as long as you ask with a little bass in your voice.
yeah i'll have to go on instinct for this one, the other times were easy it was basically lets hook up, alright. But i have a good feeling about it. Before I left from school I gave quite the message. LOL.
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 01:53 PM
Just don't be afraid. Like Chris Rock says, you can get anything you want from a woman, as long as you ask with a little bass in your voice.
or if you tell her what she wants to hear, she'll be eating out of your hand before you know it.
prymetyme
31 Jan 2006, 01:53 PM
ps. I dont like how girls can control boys, i suppose it comes with the deal though
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 01:55 PM
ps. I dont like how girls can control boys, i suppose it comes with the deal though
well, that's up to you, I for one don't like it, Girls also subconsciously like when you take charge of them, be subtle at first and confident.
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 01:55 PM
or if you tell her what she wants to hear, she'll be eating out of your lap before you know it.
FYP.. To say what he wants her to be doing...;)
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 01:56 PM
ps. I dont like how girls can control boys, i suppose it comes with the deal though
Women are the gatekeepers of sex, that is true. The good news is that around 25 that gate swings open permanently.
johno
31 Jan 2006, 01:57 PM
This thread is too funny. :p I'm going to have to call an old boyfriend and ask him what number I am, LOL.
LOL... what's even funnier, and possibly... even more chauvanistic are the rating systems that I've set up with 2 different groups of friends...
1 set of ratings you wont understand cuz its in Trinidadian vernacular, but funny as hell... and the other set was thought up while we were killing time outside the Canadian Embassy in NY.
It goes...
Will you marry me?
Would you like to meet my parents?
Can i have a re-up?
One night stands are for losers, how bout some casual sex?
I love you, like a sister, I can't that's illegal everywhere but texas.
Lets just be friends
oh and the best way to alert your friend that a fine lady is in your midst you just say aye... (call name) yellow (if girl is wearing yellow, or blue if she's wearing blue) is the color of the day!
prymetyme
31 Jan 2006, 01:59 PM
nice rating system, my favorite was can I have a re-up? lol
yeah the color trick works nice, ive used with my buddies a few times
Sapphire
31 Jan 2006, 02:40 PM
Women are the gatekeepers of sex, that is true. The good news is that around 25 that gate swings open permanently.Um, this is complete truth.
I asked my ex; I hadn't finished the sentence when he said 10. He just kept saying 10, interupting me saying ten. He wouldn't take it seriously; he said "I've lived long enough to know the answer is always 10." Oh well, at least he's learned something since we dated.
Stud83
31 Jan 2006, 03:39 PM
Sapph, if you want an honest opinion from a bunch of independent judges, post your pic. And you know, I won't lie since I've always told the complete truth to every girl I've ever dated. Actually that sounds much better without "always", and "complete". So, I've told the truth to every girl I've ever dated. Meh, cross out "every" and "ever". I've told the truth to a girl I dated. That should be good enough for me to be a qualified judge, shouldn't it? :cool:
prymetyme
31 Jan 2006, 03:42 PM
I think I speak for most when i say, Stud is dead on
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 03:45 PM
I've always thought that it's what you don't see that really makes the difference. There's no need for Saph to post any pics. I know she's a 10.
prymetyme
31 Jan 2006, 03:47 PM
I've always thought that it's what you don't see that really makes the difference. There's no need for Saph to post any pics. I know she's a 10.
that can be step two in my course on women, always complement and say looks dont matter, or at least thats what ive been told
Stud83
31 Jan 2006, 03:47 PM
I've always thought that it's what you don't see that really makes the difference. There's no need for Saph to post any pics. I know she's a 10.
Married people with no sense of a scale should clearly be disqualified from the grading process. :rolleyes:
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 03:48 PM
Married people with no sense of a scale should clearly be disqualified from the grading process. :rolleyes:
Did I mention I'm blind?
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 03:52 PM
that can be step two in my course on women, always complement and say looks dont matter, or at least thats what ive been told
Just keep nodding your head and pretend you're interested in what they're saying.. Don't ruin it by saying anything... If you just let them talk women will think you are the greatest guy in the world and most importantly that you care about them... Thats the fast track to them spreading their legs for you...
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 03:58 PM
I've always thought that it's what you don't see that really makes the difference. There's no need for Saph to post any pics. I know she's a 10.
this can't possibly get more sappy...
Sapphire
31 Jan 2006, 06:36 PM
this can't possibly get more sappy...He's just scared cause of what he said in the end of year thread. He knows I won't forget easily. ;)
Plus, I love sappiness. It's sweet, it makes people feel good, and it doesn't hurt to do or anything. Vermont Red knows the deal; you youngin's should listen to him.
And I'm not gonna post a pic. To many possible creepy lurkers and stuff. I think I'm probably a 7; average to good looking. I really don't care much about looks anyway; mine or anyone else's tbh. It's funny, cause in high school and college I periodically dated men that weren't good looking, there were so many great guys available that weren't the absolute foxiest, and some of the less good looking guys I went with were the best boyfriends. I dated this guy for two years in college--he was overweight, had red curly hair and braces, I had to teach him how to dress, but he was so sweet and funny and he had beautiful eyes, I absolutely adored him. Since I don't really care, I guess the universe decided it would be funny to give me a drop-dead husband -- I'm not complaining or anything, I don't MIND that he's handsome. :)
I think it's a little different with men though; if I remember psych 101 correctly, y'all have a closer connection between visual stimuli and sexual attraction, it's more mental and chemical for women. I don't know if it's that or that you give each other such a hard time for being with an uglier girl, that it's not worth the hassle. Anyway. . . [/tangent--sorry, just ignore me]