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mhtwins113
31 Jan 2006, 12:56 PM
Even if I'd just wanna get laid, I wouldn't neccessarily want anything worse than an 8, I know by keeping my standards this high I won't end up getting laid much but before I die I'll be able to say I banged two 10's, instead of ten 2's.
Yeah I'm with Sir Manc, for me it's about the quality, not the quantity.
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 12:59 PM
You kids are so amusing. I wouldn't trade any two of my 5s for one 10. There's a whole different dynamic that can be really fun. But that's easy for me to say. After all, I married an 11.
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 01:04 PM
You kids are so amusing. I wouldn't trade any two of my 5s for one 10. There's a whole different dynamic that can be really fun. But that's easy for me to say. After all, I married an 11.
They'll learn eventually....;)
littleman
31 Jan 2006, 01:08 PM
You kids are so amusing. I wouldn't trade any two of my 5s for one 10. There's a whole different dynamic that can be really fun. But that's easy for me to say. After all, I married an 11.
Pics for proof!
And now we all know why you're so whipped, and tolerate it.. :D
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 01:09 PM
You kids are so amusing. I wouldn't trade any two of my 5s for one 10. There's a whole different dynamic that can be really fun. But that's easy for me to say. After all, I married an 11.
Yea, you're right, I'd rather go out of my way to bang a 5 instead of going a bit further to bang a 10 :rolleyes:
Motterman
31 Jan 2006, 01:09 PM
This is somewhat related to "slump-busting".
This mostly has to do with team sports, when the club has hit a patch of bad results, etc. Somebody on the team has to take home the nastiest broad they can find. It usually takes such a drastic measure such as this to turn the fortunes of the team around. Also known as "jumping on a grenade for the boys".
:D
gazza
31 Jan 2006, 01:10 PM
You kids are so amusing. I wouldn't trade any two of my 5s for one 10. There's a whole different dynamic that can be really fun. But that's easy for me to say. After all, I married an 11.
LOL, maybe just me being old and all but I agree. Just go with the run of form. Sometimes you eek out an ugly 1-0 win, sometimes you dominate 4-0. I can't believe anyone who went through their 20's can say, 'oh yea, all 8's and 9's'. Bull****. There are always a couple 5's and 6's in there. And for all you youngsters out there don't ever get dating, relationships and lust(sex) mixed. They are all completely different and handle each as such. Plus like Saph said, pick up lines don't work. A friend of mine used to live by them and he was a sad site to watch. You can have fun with them but that's it.
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 01:13 PM
Yea, you're right, I'd rather go out of my way to bang a 5 instead of going a bit further to bang a 10 :rolleyes:
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 01:23 PM
The other thing all you young guys are really missing is the stories that go along with lowering your standards a bit...
TRUST ME...:D
johno
31 Jan 2006, 01:24 PM
Yea, you're right, I'd rather go out of my way to bang a 5 instead of going a bit further to bang a 10 :rolleyes:
Now I'm not the type of guy who just bangs for the sake of it unless i'm serious with a girl, or somewhat desperate (ps, its getting there now!).
But while its nice to have a pretty girl on your arm when you are going out you can't read a book by its cover.
The best sex I ever had was with a 7. She knew what she was doing and was completely comfortable with herself and with me.
I'll tell you one thing though, trying hard and pulling 3 7s will get you that 10 in the bed faster than trying really hard and landing one 10 who may or may not be a 10 in the bed.
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 01:26 PM
I'll tell you one thing though, trying hard and pulling 3 7s will get you that 10 in the bed faster than trying really hard and landing one 10 who may or may not be a 10 in the bed.
Hear, hear. Prior to meeting my wife, the most fun I ever had in the sack was with a 5/6. She was up for anything and we had a great time. And Jayro's right, the stories are invaluable.
*stares off into space with a goofy grin*
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 01:26 PM
Now I'm not the type of guy who just bangs for the sake of it unless i'm serious with a girl, or somewhat desperate (ps, its getting there now!).
But while its nice to have a pretty girl on your arm when you are going out you can't read a book by its cover.
The best sex I ever had was with a 7. She knew what she was doing and was completely comfortable with herself and with me.
I'll tell you one thing though, trying hard and pulling 3 7s will get you that 10 in the bed faster than trying really hard and landing one 10 who may or may not be a 10 in the bed.
The moral of the story is it's more worthwhile to try to land 2 7's at one time then it is to waste all that energy on 1 10...:cool:
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 01:32 PM
Now I'm not the type of guy who just bangs for the sake of it unless i'm serious with a girl, or somewhat desperate (ps, its getting there now!).
But while its nice to have a pretty girl on your arm when you are going out you can't read a book by its cover.
The best sex I ever had was with a 7. She knew what she was doing and was completely comfortable with herself and with me.
I'll tell you one thing though, trying hard and pulling 3 7s will get you that 10 in the bed faster than trying really hard and landing one 10 who may or may not be a 10 in the bed.
Yea you're right, but I gotta do my best Georgie Best impression. ;)
gazza
31 Jan 2006, 01:38 PM
The moral of the story is it's more worthwhile to try to land 2 7's at one time then it is to waste all that energy on 1 10...:cool:
Not to mention that most 9's think they are 10's and most 10's think they are God. The energy you put is is logrithmic too, you have to work a hundred times harder for an 9 than for an 8. Just enjoy yourself and the prizes will come.
prymetyme
31 Jan 2006, 01:44 PM
Well first off guys thanks for the advice lol, its helping me out im going to take it slow but if anything happens this weekend when we hang out i'll have to take advantage of it. You cant go wrong with watching movies in a hot tub. :D
StrikerCW
31 Jan 2006, 01:45 PM
So is Hit it and Quit it advocated by the BSMUFMC?
Sapphire
31 Jan 2006, 01:48 PM
This thread is too funny. :p I'm going to have to call an old boyfriend and ask him what number I am, LOL.
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 01:49 PM
This thread is too funny. :p I'm going to have to call an old boyfriend and ask him what number I am, LOL.
If he's a nice guy, whatever he gives you, subract two.
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 01:49 PM
Well first off guys thanks for the advice lol, its helping me out im going to take it slow but if anything happens this weekend when we hang out i'll have to take advantage of it. You cant go wrong with watching movies in a hot tub. :D
Now young man if you get there don't forget KY is your friend...
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/KY_ultra_gel.jpg
You don't want it to hurt her and lose the opportunity for the future so lube up and enjoy the ride...;)
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 01:49 PM
This thread is too funny. :p I'm going to have to call an old boyfriend and ask him what number I am, LOL.
Don't bother, you're a 10. I'm sure everyone else would agree.