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MtP07
31 Jan 2006, 10:18 AM
How about a poll...
Who gets laid first, Zinn or prymetime??? :D
mhtwins113
31 Jan 2006, 10:45 AM
How about a poll...
Who gets laid first, Zinn or prymetime??? :D
Aww dude, ziiiiing.
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 10:59 AM
My vote is for Prymtyme's child to get laid before Zinn.
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 11:06 AM
I feel kind of bad now for Zinn, so I'm going to give him the real secret about how to get laid. This worked for me and for a bunch of my friends in college and it is foolproof. Are you ready, Zinn? I'm giving you this knowledge because I care. I can guarantee that if you follow my advice, you will get laid. Ready? Here it is: lower your standards.
It really works. Plus, there is often a snowball effect, as women detect the unmistakable scent of recent sexual experience on you. This makes you more attractive. Trust me, if you lower your standards now, you will be having sex with women you want to have sex with before the end of the school year.
MtP07
31 Jan 2006, 11:06 AM
My vote is for Prymtyme's child to get laid before Zinn.
Now that's just wrong... :D :D
StrikerCW
31 Jan 2006, 11:32 AM
Oh God no, that is BS VR. I guess its not BS but that is ridiculously hard work for the reward. :D How low are we talking that you stooped. Like HS girl low or just unattractive-wanting-of-attention-but-cant-get-it-from-any-decent-guy low?
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 11:34 AM
Oh God no, that is BS VR. I guess its not BS but that is ridiculously hard work for the reward. :D How low are we talking that you stooped. Like HS girl low or just unattractive-wanting-of-attention-but-cant-get-it-from-any-decent-guy low?
I'm talking about quality, not age. Please do not misinterpret my post as advocating statuatory rape. My point is that in order to build momentum, you take an easy victory. Go find the equivalent of Burton Albion. It works. And it's really not hard work.
Leto
31 Jan 2006, 11:53 AM
My point is that in order to build momentum, you take an easy victory. Go find the equivalent of Burton Albion. It works. And it's really not hard work.
LMAO...you definately have a je ne sais quoi with analogies :D
Prymtetyme, make your move. If she was into you on the trip she's still into you - it's just the change of setting (or the return to an old setting) that's putting her off...people don't like changing what they're used to. If she's not into you, at least you'll know and you can move on someone else on the next trip ;)
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 12:04 PM
I'm talking about quality, not age. Please do not misinterpret my post as advocating statuatory rape. My point is that in order to build momentum, you take an easy victory. Go find the equivalent of Burton Albion. It works. And it's really not hard work.
Guys this isn't brain surgery.... What he's saying is find a girl a little lower down the totem pole lookswise and give her attetion.. Most likely she is not used to getting fawned over ny some guy and will eat it up.. It's an easy score, depending on the chick she'll be extremely eager to please since it may have been some time for her, and most importantly it will build your confidence...Now with that higher confidence you can go out and get your girl...:cool:
Now keep in mind neither myself nor VR (if you don't mind me speaking for you) are advocating chubby chasing, or trying to hook up with the toothless hairy chick... Just look at a reserve team player instead of a starter.... ;)
mhtwins113
31 Jan 2006, 12:14 PM
Guys this isn't brain surgery.... What he's saying is find a girl a little lower down the totem pole lookswise and give her attetion.. Most likely she is not used to getting fawned over ny some guy and will eat it up.. It's an easy score, depending on the chick she'll be extremely eager to please since it may have been some time for her, and most importantly it will build your confidence...Now with that higher confidence you can go out and get your girl...:cool:
Now keep in mind neither myself nor VR (if you don't mind me speaking for you) are advocating chubby chasing, or trying to hook up with the toothless hairy chick... Just look at a reserve team player instead of a starter.... ;)
Especially if that reserve happens to be a diamond in the rough a la Rossi.
Howard Zinn
31 Jan 2006, 12:31 PM
I feel kind of bad now for Zinn, so I'm going to give him the real secret about how to get laid. This worked for me and for a bunch of my friends in college and it is foolproof. Are you ready, Zinn? I'm giving you this knowledge because I care. I can guarantee that if you follow my advice, you will get laid. Ready? Here it is: lower your standards.
It really works. Plus, there is often a snowball effect, as women detect the unmistakable scent of recent sexual experience on you. This makes you more attractive. Trust me, if you lower your standards now, you will be having sex with women you want to have sex with before the end of the school year.
I've thought about this, and honestly, if it was just about getting laid then there would be no problem for me or anyone else. I could go to a party tonight, hit on some drunk chick, and blam, there is the sex. I refuse to lower my standards though. I want to be with a girl that I like, not just a girl for the sex. And I really don't just want the sex, I want the whole relationship.
As Elaine would say, "I want this, that, and the other." :D
And to be quite honest, I still want the Russian girl.
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 12:35 PM
VR's advice is solid, however don't ever lower your standards, if you want a relationship, you should always aim high with worthwhile women. Everything else will just end up dissappointing you.
mhtwins113
31 Jan 2006, 12:43 PM
I've thought about this, and honestly, if it was just about getting laid then there would be no problem for me or anyone else. I could go to a party tonight, hit on some drunk chick, and blam, there is the sex. I refuse to lower my standards though. I want to be with a girl that I like, not just a girl for the sex. And I really don't just want the sex, I want the whole relationship.
As Elaine would say, "I want this, that, and the other." :D
And to be quite honest, I still want the Russian girl.
I'm gonna say this sight unseen, but... I think it'd take a small miracle to beat out Andy Roddick for the Russian girl.
Howard Zinn
31 Jan 2006, 12:47 PM
I'm gonna say this sight unseen, but... I think it'd take a small miracle to beat out Andy Roddick for the Russian girl.
Not that Russian girl, the other Russian girl. :rolleyes: ;)
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 12:49 PM
And I really don't just want the sex, I want the whole relationship.
You're lacking confidence and conquest breeds confidence. You'll be in a much better position to get the woman that you want if you get into the right frame of mind. A few training sessions would help. But, then again, what do I know?
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 12:50 PM
VR's advice is solid, however don't ever lower your standards, if you want a relationship, you should always aim high with worthwhile women. Everything else will just end up dissappointing you.
In a relationship I agree wholeheartedly never lower your standards and always aim for the top... That being said when just looking to get laid or for a confidence booster it's acceptable to lower your standards a bit.....
Howard Zinn
31 Jan 2006, 12:51 PM
You're lacking confidence and conquest breeds confidence. You'll be in a much better position to get the woman that you want if you get into the right frame of mind. A few training sessions would help. But, then again, what do I know?
Hmmmm, Howard Zinn-the conquistador of Bates. That has a nice sound to it. :D :cool:
I'm off to class fellas. Get your lazy arses back to work. :p
mhtwins113
31 Jan 2006, 12:52 PM
Not that Russian girl, the other Russian girl. :rolleyes: ;)
Wait, what...?
SirManchester
31 Jan 2006, 12:53 PM
In a relationship I agree wholeheartedly never lower your standards and always aim for the top... That being said when just looking to get laid or for a confidence booster it's acceptable to lower your standards a bit.....
Even if I'd just wanna get laid, I wouldn't neccessarily want anything worse than an 8, I know by keeping my standards this high I won't end up getting laid much but before I die I'll be able to say I banged two 10's, instead of ten 2's.
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 12:55 PM
Even if I'd just wanna get laid, I wouldn't neccessarily want anything worse than an 8, I know by keeping my standards this high I won't end up getting laid much but before I die I'll be able to say I banged two 10's, instead of ten 2's.
You made my point for me... I would never advocate a 2 but it can be difficult sometimes to bang a whole bunch of 10's so it's worth throwing some 7's and 8's in to the mix for variety....