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SirManchester
18 Feb 2006, 12:12 AM
Saph, I understand 100% in what you were trying to say in those four paragraphs and I'm not completely against it, but you kinda also highlighted the obbsessive compulsive mentality of women there.
Toon³
18 Feb 2006, 12:17 AM
Saph, I understand 100% in what you were trying to say in those four paragraphs and I'm not completely against it, but you kinda also highlighted the obbsessive compulsive mentality of women there.
Kiss ass.
:D
FIFARay007
18 Feb 2006, 02:38 AM
You see, what it is . . . women are sort of stuck with men; I mean, you're really all we've got to work with. And we try, we try to bring you up to where you can have discourse about important stuff like accessorizing, but you can't be taught for some reason. However, because you're all we've got, we keep trying. We think: "Maybe MAYBE he'll get it this time. He just might begin to understand how I'm trying to build up my wardrobe; he'll see the master-plan, the design, how all the pieces are supposed to fit together. And then there will be two of us instead of just one, two discerning eyes to make sure I pick out just the right piece of clothing or pair of shoes or bag, a friend, an accomplice, a partner in crime." And what do you guys do?? You shrug "I dunno", or you say "Ya, thats great" to everything we pick out, not taking it seriously, not understanding how things need to work together, not seeing how the two of us can work together.
And, then, not only are you not helping with the accessorizing problem, now there are clearly problems in the relationship -- we start to wonder "Did I pick the right guy? I mean, he just told me that this bag was cute, and it's definitely not me. Doesn't he understand me at all?? Doesn't he see what I'm trying to do here?" Then we have to test you to make sure. So we pick out the most horrific garrish pink shoes in the store and we ask you what you think. You shrug, "they're great." Now we know, and we're pissed. But we won't let on that we're pissed. Oh no. Because it's not supposed to be this way, you're supposed to know WITHOUT us telling you that we're supposed to be co-accesorizers. How can you not know?? Don't you know that we only want to look beautiful for you -- and you don't care, you don't care at all.
So we ride home with you in the car and we're not really talking to you; and when we get home we get angry at you for some little thing that you've done around the house -- and you WILL have done something, you always do. So, we're fighting with you about how you never put the pillow back on the couch exactly the right way, and we've told you a hundred times, and you must want to live in a pig sty -- and now we're crying -- and don't you appreciate how we try to take care of the house for you. And for us, this makes sense, because it's totally tied to the fact that you don't care how we look, you don't care if the house is a wreck, you dont appreciate anything we try to do for you.
So eventually, you have no idea what to do, so you hold us and compliment us and tell us you love us alot, and you initiate make-up sex, which thankfully is something you actually know how to do well -- in stark freakin contrast to your complete and utter inability to make a value judgement on a pair of sandals. And so the relationship survives, and we put up with you, at least until the next time we need to do some shopping . . .
It's really very simple :D
You give us WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much credit. Shit, shower, shave. That's how we start the day, U are a woman. We like women. If we're dating you, trust us, we like what ur wearing (or not wearing). There's no need for further clarification on this. The answer is yes. :D
johno
18 Feb 2006, 07:19 AM
You give us WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much credit. Shit, shower, shave. That's how we start the day, U are a woman. We like women. If we're dating you, trust us, we like what ur wearing (or not wearing). There's no need for further clarification on this. The answer is yes. :D
and if we're unemployed consider yourself VERY lucky if you get 2 out of the 3 :D
Teso Dos Bichos
18 Feb 2006, 08:22 AM
Bloody hell. I finally get some sleep (*) and look what I end up missing out on! Here goes the quick Teso summary...
Toilet banter: I do not piss in the shower, do not sit down to piss, always put the seat down and never a number two in front of a woman.
Shopping banter: The only people I hate shopping with is my sister and mother. It's just very wrong being asked how they look (etc)... That aside, I'm not too bothered about being dragged around all day. Although I do miss out on the very last thing Sapphire mentions.
Crazy women: Thankfully not, although there have been a few close calls and once a friend claimed that I had died to stop one. Unfortunately for him, she tried to comfort him and he has been laboured with her since then.
* I woke up with my face lying on the keyboard, in the middle of a BS post. :( :D
prymetyme
18 Feb 2006, 05:00 PM
Anyone ever had a woman that was interested in you no matter how much you weren't interested in her? And then you hooked up with her?
once and im ashamed to say i hooked up with her
prymetyme
18 Feb 2006, 05:01 PM
well ive come to this conclusion, me and monty are really good at being friends, but were better at flirting as we did today and last night so i'll run with this and see where it takes me tonight. hopefully to that hot tub.
Sapphire
18 Feb 2006, 05:27 PM
Saph, I understand 100% in what you were trying to say in those four paragraphs and I'm not completely against it, but you kinda also highlighted the obbsessive compulsive mentality of women there.I'm not saying it's right. . . just that that's the thought process there. Well, I shouldn't be so generalizing (sorry, lady-lurkers) -- that's the way MY twisted mind works anyway.
Stud83
18 Feb 2006, 08:12 PM
On a decision-making process:
The trick is to make a decision yourself, and then convince your gf that it actually was her decision all the way. Everyone is happy then. :cool:
HardHatMike
19 Feb 2006, 01:39 AM
i'll preface this by saying that im' a little drunk adn my wife is 1500 mils away ands its' 1 oclockkin the morning.. but why is it that women only want to sleep with you when you'r married and your wife is out of town. it's like danglinge a cheseburger in front of a fat kid. so very not fair.
FIFARay007
19 Feb 2006, 02:11 AM
i'll preface this by saying that im' a little drunk adn my wife is 1500 mils away ands its' 1 oclockkin the morning.. but why is it that women only want to sleep with you when you'r married and your wife is out of town. it's like danglinge a cheseburger in front of a fat kid. so very not fair.
Ok, I ain't married, but I hear ya. Every time I start dating a girl, I get a plethora of hot girlies after me. It all has to do with attitude I'm convinced. If you act like you don't want the girl (which you shouldn't cuz ur married or have a significant other) they're intrigued for many a reason. Could be that since another woman has u, she wants u instead. Could be since ur with someone, it means ur stable, and she digs it. I'm sure there's other reasons...
Course I'm single now... send em my way next time!
Toon³
19 Feb 2006, 03:07 AM
once and im ashamed to say i hooked up with her
NEVER SAY THAT!
Just remember the crap that women put us through. Remember it! Its just logical that every now and then we can be evil.
Teso Dos Bichos
19 Feb 2006, 09:14 AM
I was out last night and got a bit drunk. Long story short, when I woke up this morning I was in some random girl's bed. Fun times...
HardHatMike
19 Feb 2006, 09:57 AM
I was out last night and got a bit drunk. Long story short, when I woke up this morning I was in some random girl's bed. Fun times...
Funny, I woke up alone in my own bed throwing up in a garbage can next to the bed. I'm getting too old for this shit......
StrikerCW
19 Feb 2006, 12:55 PM
I went to a bar with 5:1 guy girl ratio. :( Then we got into a fight and made a quick get away when the police came.
Sapphire
19 Feb 2006, 04:29 PM
Last night, I watched olympic coverage, ate half a carton of Ben and Jerry's Karamel Sutra ice cream, and read 100 or so pages of a novel about Jamacain independence.
No random people in my bed, no vomitting, no cops. Sapphire = old lady.
gazza
19 Feb 2006, 04:31 PM
Karmel Sutra....sounds like a spiritual (wink wink) night.
Howard Zinn
19 Feb 2006, 04:31 PM
Last night, I watched olympic coverage, ate half a carton of Ben and Jerry's Karamel Sutra ice cream, and read 100 or so pages of a novel about Jamacain independence.
No random people in my bed, no vomitting, no cops. Sapphire = old lady.
Sorry sapph, but I think I have you beat. I posted on the Newcastle NSR, read some Joyce, and was asleep by 12:30.
Howard Zinn=older lady. :cool:
Sapphire
19 Feb 2006, 04:44 PM
Sorry sapph, but I think I have you beat. I posted on the Newcastle NSR, read some Joyce, and was asleep by 12:30.
Howard Zinn=older lady. :cool:Well, I'm fairly certain that the FDA recently classified Joyce as a medicinal sleep-aid, so I'm not suprised at your story. In fact, I'm fairly certain that its sleep-inducing properties were what prompted the US government to ban Ulysses upon its publication . . .
(Ok, wait, does the FDA even classify things?? Oh well, please let my joke go anyway).
Howard Zinn
19 Feb 2006, 05:20 PM
Well, I'm fairly certain that the FDA recently classified Joyce as a medicinal sleep-aid, so I'm not suprised at your story. In fact, I'm fairly certain that its sleep-inducing properties were what prompted the US government to ban Ulysses upon its publication . . .
(Ok, wait, does the FDA even classify things?? Oh well, please let my joke go anyway).
You're going for an English PhD and you don't like Joyce!!! :eek:
This is post 499. Someone needs to start a new one.