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Achtung
17 Feb 2006, 03:34 PM
I used to when I was a kid. Then we visited India. Now, the thing about bathrooms there is that you don't really have a tub, just a showerhead on the wall and a drain on the floor. On the other side of the bathroom is a squat-style toilet. So, you really don't want to have anything ending up in the wrong area, if you know what I mean, because you don't get the gentle slope that we have in tubs here to ensure that everything goes down the drain. Needless to say I got out of that habit quickly, and haven't gone back.
jayro75
17 Feb 2006, 03:41 PM
I used to when I was a kid. Then we visited India. Now, the thing about bathrooms there is that you don't really have a tub, just a showerhead on the wall and a drain on the floor. On the other side of the bathroom is a squat-style toilet. So, you really don't want to have anything ending up in the wrong area, if you know what I mean, because you don't get the gentle slope that we have in tubs here to ensure that everything goes down the drain. Needless to say I got out of that habit quickly, and haven't gone back.
They have those squat style toilets all over Italy and I remember the first time I saw it when i was over there I was afraid that I'd fall over trying to pop a squat...:eek:
Not to mention the fear I had of something dropping into my pants...:eek: :eek:
tscboys
17 Feb 2006, 04:50 PM
Guilty of being in the shower, just to make sure the water in the shower doesnt' go cold (bc of the flushing of the toilet)..plus no concentration on aiming..
StrikerCW
17 Feb 2006, 04:51 PM
This thread is once again getting out of hand.
Leto
17 Feb 2006, 04:54 PM
Never have...if I need to go the toilet's right there beforehand.
Vermont Red
17 Feb 2006, 04:56 PM
This thread is once again getting out of hand.
Anyone ever had a woman that was interested in you no matter how much you weren't interested in her? And then you hooked up with her?
StrikerCW
17 Feb 2006, 05:02 PM
Anyone ever had a woman that was interested in you no matter how much you weren't interested in her? And then you hooked up with her?
You didn't have to change the subject. :D I was just stating the obvious.
Yes. No. Well maybe.
johno
17 Feb 2006, 06:47 PM
Anyone ever had a woman that was interested in you no matter how much you weren't interested in her? And then you hooked up with her?
Well, I didn't hook up with her, but my roommate and I did take turns calling her from our neighbor's room and telling her to come over for some action, then watched through the peephole stiffling laughter.
I'm sorry. I'm not a very mean person, but she was a bit on the creepy side (guys, u know how creepy are girl has to be to not even consider hooking up) and I'm not talking looks, just how extra she was. Then she didn't take rejection very well and said somethings very loudly in public which were designed to be hurtful.
So yes, I'm a vindictive bastard but it was funny as hell watching her bang down my door almost begging for it and then watch the RA walk up and tell her I hadn't been in my room all day long.
Achtung
17 Feb 2006, 07:10 PM
I'm sorry. I'm not a very mean person, but she was a bit on the creepy side (guys, u know how creepy are girl has to be to not even consider hooking up) and I'm not talking looks, just how extra she was. Then she didn't take rejection very well and said somethings very loudly in public which were designed to be hurtful.
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/4992/allisonmunn6dn.jpg
Sounds about right...
mhtwins113
17 Feb 2006, 10:32 PM
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/4992/allisonmunn6dn.jpg
Sounds about right...
Damnit, Fez needs action too!
Toon³
17 Feb 2006, 10:41 PM
1.
Yes I do pee in the shower but what is the big deal? In most houses the bathroom water comes from the open water tank in the loft(attic) which can have dust, bugs and dead birds in it. Plus the shower washes it away. And that is why I brush my teeth in the kitchen sink.
2.
Had a couple of crazy women after me...lucky I've either palmed her off on my friends, one of who had to chance his phone number because of one:D , or told my woman who protected me.
mhtwins113
17 Feb 2006, 10:52 PM
2.
Had a couple of crazy women after me...lucky I've either palmed her off on my friends, one of who had to chance his phone number because of one:D , or told my woman who protected me.
I guess we now know who wears the pants in that relationship.
Toon³
17 Feb 2006, 10:54 PM
I guess we now know who wears the pants in that relationship.
http://www.kapda.org/homer_kilt_small.gif
Can you believe I'm a size 8
Sapphire
17 Feb 2006, 11:03 PM
Can you believe I'm a size 8You bitch! :mad: . . . ;)
Toon³
17 Feb 2006, 11:08 PM
On the subject of womens clothes sizes....there is absolutely nothing worse than shopping with a woman...clothes shopping especially.
I've lost count of the number of times I've been asked if I like a bag or earrings or coat or something. F[act-find]ing hell, I don't care about a bloody bag. How many times must you ask me and get the reply "I don't care" before you stop asking me. You keep asking and asking and when I finally give in and say something you do the opposite.
Sapphire
17 Feb 2006, 11:40 PM
On the subject of womens clothes sizes....there is absolutely nothing worse than shopping with a woman...clothes shopping especially.
I've lost count of the number of times I've been asked if I like a bag or earrings or coat or something. F[act-find]ing hell, I don't care about a bloody bag. How many times must you ask me and get the reply "I don't care" before you stop asking me. You keep asking and asking and when I finally give in and say something you do the opposite.You see, what it is . . . women are sort of stuck with men; I mean, you're really all we've got to work with. And we try, we try to bring you up to where you can have discourse about important stuff like accessorizing, but you can't be taught for some reason. However, because you're all we've got, we keep trying. We think: "Maybe MAYBE he'll get it this time. He just might begin to understand how I'm trying to build up my wardrobe; he'll see the master-plan, the design, how all the pieces are supposed to fit together. And then there will be two of us instead of just one, two discerning eyes to make sure I pick out just the right piece of clothing or pair of shoes or bag, a friend, an accomplice, a partner in crime." And what do you guys do?? You shrug "I dunno", or you say "Ya, thats great" to everything we pick out, not taking it seriously, not understanding how things need to work together, not seeing how the two of us can work together.
And, then, not only are you not helping with the accessorizing problem, now there are clearly problems in the relationship -- we start to wonder "Did I pick the right guy? I mean, he just told me that this bag was cute, and it's definitely not me. Doesn't he understand me at all?? Doesn't he see what I'm trying to do here?" Then we have to test you to make sure. So we pick out the most horrific garrish pink shoes in the store and we ask you what you think. You shrug, "they're great." Now we know, and we're pissed. But we won't let on that we're pissed. Oh no. Because it's not supposed to be this way, you're supposed to know WITHOUT us telling you that we're supposed to be co-accesorizers. How can you not know?? Don't you know that we only want to look beautiful for you -- and you don't care, you don't care at all.
So we ride home with you in the car and we're not really talking to you; and when we get home we get angry at you for some little thing that you've done around the house -- and you WILL have done something, you always do. So, we're fighting with you about how you never put the pillow back on the couch exactly the right way, and we've told you a hundred times, and you must want to live in a pig sty -- and now we're crying -- and don't you appreciate how we try to take care of the house for you. And for us, this makes sense, because it's totally tied to the fact that you don't care how we look, you don't care if the house is a wreck, you dont appreciate anything we try to do for you.
So eventually, you have no idea what to do, so you hold us and compliment us and tell us you love us alot, and you initiate make-up sex, which thankfully is something you actually know how to do well -- in stark freakin contrast to your complete and utter inability to make a value judgement on a pair of sandals. And so the relationship survives, and we put up with you, at least until the next time we need to do some shopping . . .
It's really very simple :D
toon_soldier_86
17 Feb 2006, 11:46 PM
if i could add my story..
met her in class(comunity collage), got the number, called her up.
met at a party, was drunk already so i hung out a while (no sex, but a lot of touchy feely shit)
whent to lunch on wed. now she is trying to play hard to get what should i do?
Toon³
17 Feb 2006, 11:47 PM
You see, what it is . . . women are sort of stuck with men; I mean, you're really all we've got to work with. And we try, we try to bring you up to where you can have discourse about important stuff like accessorizing, but you can't be taught for some reason. However, because you're all we've got, we keep trying. We think: "Maybe MAYBE he'll get it this time. He just might begin to understand how I'm trying to build up my wardrobe; he'll see the master-plan, the design, how all the pieces are supposed to fit together. And then there will be two of us instead of just one, two discerning eyes to make sure I pick out just the right piece of clothing or pair of shoes or bag, a friend, an accomplice, a partner in crime." And what do you guys do?? You shrug "I dunno", or you say "Ya, thats great" to everything we pick out, not taking it seriously, not understanding how things need to work together, not seeing how the two of us can work together.
And, then, not only are you not helping with the accessorizing problem, now there are clearly problems in the relationship -- we start to wonder "Did I pick the right guy? I mean, he just told me that this bag was cute, and it's definitely not me. Doesn't he understand me at all?? Doesn't he see what I'm trying to do here?" Then we have to test you to make sure. So we pick out the most horrific garrish pink shoes in the store and we ask you what you think. You shrug, "they're great." Now we know, and we're pissed. But we won't let on that we're pissed. Oh no. Because it's not supposed to be this way, you're supposed to know WITHOUT us telling you that we're supposed to be co-accesorizers. How can you not know?? Don't you know that we only want to look beautiful for you -- and you don't care, you don't care at all.
So we ride home with you in the car and we're not really talking to you; and when we get home we get angry at you for some little thing that you've done around the house -- and you WILL have done something, you always do. So, we're fighting with you about how you never put the pillow back on the couch exactly the right way, and we've told you a hundred times, and you must want to live in a pig sty -- and now we're crying -- and don't you appreciate how we try to take care of the house for you. And for us, this makes sense, because it's totally tied to the fact that you don't care how we look, you don't care if the house is a wreck, you dont appreciate anything we try to do for you.
So eventually, you have no idea what to do, so you hold us and compliment us and tell us you love us alot, and you initiate make-up sex, which thankfully is something you actually know how to do well -- in stark freakin contrast to your complete and utter inability to make a value judgement on a pair of sandals. And so the relationship survives, and we put up with you, at least until the next time we need to do some shopping . . .
It's really very simple :D
Four paragraphs!...you could have just said it's the womans fault.:p
Sapphire
17 Feb 2006, 11:50 PM
Four paragraphs!...you could have just said it's the womans fault.:pBut it's not. See, that's the whole point. Look at the sandals--look at your girl--look at the sandals--think hard--tell her what you're thinking. Should be problem solved. But its not; y'all can't do it. Bless your hearts. :)
Toon³
17 Feb 2006, 11:54 PM
But it's not. See, that's the whole point. Look at the sandals--look at your girl--look at the sandals--think hard--tell her what you're thinking. Should be problem solved. But its not; y'all can't do it. Bless your hearts. :)
I do...I couldn't give a shit is what I'm thinking. They are sandles you'll never use them.
Don't get me started on the fashion of wearing ballet shoes..it's febuary and your wearing ballet shoes and yet she still complains about her feet getting wet.