The Woman Thread

[FIFARay007]

Question: Do you guys do number 1 and number 2 in front of your significant other? Do they?

1 yes, 2 no, that's Ray's quiet reflection time.

Do they? LOL, yea, when pigs fly over the frozen tundra of hell!

[Sapphire]

I know exactly what you are saying Sapphire. I had what most would call a very good time through high school. I wasn't on a path to anywhere in life at graduation so I joined the Army. That'll straighten you right out. Since getting out I have gone to college off and on over 12 years and I am now about to (finally) graduate. I was talking to a high school friend the other day and we were both shocked as to how many people we knew were now dead. Let me put it this way, you can't count it on both your hands. Not to mention how many are in bad shape. I consider myself about the luckiest of them all. I make good money as a contractor, have a nice house, nice car, great wife and great kids. I can't say the same for any of the people I knew growing up and for some I feel partly responsible. So for you young ones out there, be careful. My mom gave me some advise once that I have used, she didn't do it but it was good advise anyway.

Get your shit done first, then go party.

Simple words from an alcoholic but there true. Oh ya, thanks Saph, now I'll go off and cry. j/k. :)Congratulations on finally graduating!! Good man :p

And sorry for the downer/PSA--I did get a little preachy there. :o My brother-in-law is a militant 12-stepper, and he's got me believing that reminding people about addiction is usually a good thing. Just cause we forget sometimes.

[Vermont Red]

I'm addicted to BigSoccer. Is there a cure? (Maybe only reading posts from Mr. and Mrs. Neave?)

[gazza]

I'm addicted to BigSoccer. Is there a cure? (Maybe only reading posts from Mr. and Mrs. Neave?)


Thats no cure, thats insanity.

[Sapphire]

Hey Saph. When you wear something that accentuates your bosom, are you offended when random people check them out? This never made sense to me.You're full of questions today. . .

Um, tbh, I really don't wear sexy clothes out and about. I save the sexiness for my one and only.

In the past when I did, I would wear them to look sexy and get attention, so of course I wouldn't be offended. I want people to check it out. But, I would expect people to be discreet about looking at me; like staring to the point of turning around, or talking exclusively to my breasts, or cat-calling or something would be offensive.

I've felt really powerful when I've looked good and been dressed really sexy before. So, I'm thinking maybe some women get offended because it's a power trip. Like, "I'm going to practically expose the girls, but how dare you look at me, you pig" -- it would make me feel sexually powerful. I've made you want me, but you can't have me, so now I feel big. Also, you might not be the guy she wants to notice; that could be it. I don't know, I know some women do this stuff, but honestly I can't relate (except for speculating). :o

[Sapphire]

Question: Do you guys do number 1 and number 2 in front of your significant other? Do they?I should just leave this alone. Oh whatever, I'll play.

Let's put it this way: I live ALONE and I always shut the bathroom door. Likewise is appreciated.

[StrikerCW]

Well, like I said earlier, keep your studies in order then party on the weekend.

As to you VR, I am in a slump. It's strange though, my personality is not to go out and shag easy broads, its not that important to me anymore. I've been too ********ed up in the past to want to get into that again, really. I'm also kinda introverted and etc (as seen by my time on BS). Something will come around eventually, I'm just not jumping around making a big deal about it.

[prymetyme]

I agree, United > Studys > Partys > Sleeping

sometimes i get studys and partys mixed

[Stud83]

She doesn't have to check. The evidence will be there when she goes to clean.


Wait, so what if you have some friends over? You are not asking to sit down in the bathroom, are you?

[johno]

As a former frat boy, I don't understand what is wrong with drinking on Wednesday nights and waking up a three the next day. You only get four years to live like a moron so you have to take advantage.

Kids in high school should seriously say no to drugs and alcohol. I don't trust them to drink in moderation and there's nothing good that can come out of excess at that age. I'd hate to see one of you young guys as an insert in the yearbook, "In Memory Of".

For college kids, say no to drugs, except pot. Smoke as much pot as you want. Smoke more than you drink. Smoke, smoke, smoke. Take advantage of pot's quasi-legal existence in college. You'll have the rest of your life to be a drunk but you can't go through life as a stoner, unless you become a snowboard instructor or something.

Finally, if you're in high school, don't have intercourse. Everything else is okay but hold of on intercourse. Why? Because you don't want a baby. You can still get the happy ending and all that you lose is bragging rights with your friends. Of course, if you have to have sex, follow Uncle Jayro's advice, wear a condom. (This can sometimes help prolong things. ;) )

good points except that there isn't anything good that comes from being shitfaced when you in college either. Nothing wrong with having a drink or two, but people for the most part are just as stupid in college as they are in highschool, the only difference is that your parents aren't around to hold your hand. Which makes it more dangerous in college.

My parents were always open with me and alcohol and my brother bought me a beer when I was like 14 or 15. Before that I'd had sips of drinks and what not. But basically I didn't have to sneek to drink if I wanted to and as such it was never a big deal for me. Maybe I'm just different but I really don't see the benefit of being drunk off your ass at any age.









LOL at this thread though.. really great read... as for the whole toilet thingy... if I miss, and it does happen on rare occasions its fine, I clean it up myself. Not doing so is disgusting.


Quick Poll

by show of hands, how many of you have peed in the shower in the last week?

[Vermont Red]

by show of hands, how many of you have peed in the shower in the last week?

*raises hand*

[prymetyme]

guilty

[johno]

*raises hand*

was that a facist salute? you bad bad man!

I've got to admit that it happens from time to time with me as well.

[jayro75]

Never peed in the shower in my life... The toilets right here how hard is it to pee before or after your shower....

[Vermont Red]

was that a facist salute? you bad bad man!

I've got to admit that it happens from time to time with me as well.

When you get to be my age, sometimes you just can't help it.

[MtP07]

I have.

[Sapphire]

4-1. :eek: That so many people pee in the shower is totally news to me. It's a little upsetting, boys.

[MtP07]

4-1. :eek: That so many people pee in the shower is totally news to me. It's a little upsetting, boys.

Just don't tell our wives/fiances/girlfriends/mountain hiking "buddies". :o

[StrikerCW]

Never peed in shower. If at home just whip the curtain over and let it rip into the toilet next to the shower.

You want to see people peeing on seats? Come look at a college bathroom... :( Among other things on the seats.

[FIFARay007]

Well if peeing in the shower is wrong, then I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT! :D