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johno
30 Jan 2006, 08:43 PM
so, now...
on to the pick up lines...
I'd like to open the floor to all of you to post the stupidest things you've said to girls you like/d.
Here are a couple entries...
1. Will you marry me? - see, after you say that they usually laugh and then you can say crap like, "well now that I've got the fear of rejection out of the way would you care to join me for a night of casual sex?" then you both laugh and then mack away... I've tried the will you marry me bit a couple times with moderate success.
2. Hi, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
3. If you agree to a date now you wont have to listen to my corny pick up lines.
By the way, pick-up lines are brilliant... if they work then they work, if they don't then you get to laugh at yourself.
StrikerCW
30 Jan 2006, 08:46 PM
Can we play squirrell? Its where I bust a nut in your hole...... :cool:
prymetyme
30 Jan 2006, 08:46 PM
it is true, one time my friends decided to do that at the mall. oo and its sad that some of them worked.
1. Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see you in my pants.
2. are you from tennesee because your the only 10 i see.
3.Nice shoe laces...lets ********
jayro75
30 Jan 2006, 08:48 PM
so, now...
on to the pick up lines...
I'd like to open the floor to all of you to post the stupidest things you've said to girls you like/d.
Here are a couple entries...
1. Will you marry me? - see, after you say that they usually laugh and then you can say crap like, "well now that I've got the fear of rejection out of the way would you care to join me for a night of casual sex?" then you both laugh and then mack away... I've tried the will you marry me bit a couple times with moderate success.
2. Hi, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
3. If you agree to a date now you wont have to listen to my corny pick up lines.
By the way, pick-up lines are brilliant... if they work then they work, if they don't then you get to laugh at yourself.
Come on baby please just the tip, just for a second.. :D
Stud83
30 Jan 2006, 08:55 PM
I'd like to open the floor to all of you to post the stupidest things you've said to girls you like/d.
"Sure, baby, I'd like to meet your parents tonight"
johno
30 Jan 2006, 09:06 PM
"Sure, baby, I'd like to meet your parents tonight"
we have a winner... that one's going into my stash of usable lines.
Howard Zinn
30 Jan 2006, 09:10 PM
2. are you from tennesee because your the only 10 i see.
This doesn't work for people from Tennessee.
Edit: Heh, killed this thread. Everyone left as soon as I arrived. :D
StrikerCW
30 Jan 2006, 09:34 PM
Do you want to cook breakfast or shall I?
metrofan_goal23
30 Jan 2006, 09:37 PM
"that outfit looks horrible, take it off"
the tennessee one but it never works
"did it hurt" ..."when you fell from heaven" (possibly the corniest one of em all but strangely works)
Howard Zinn
30 Jan 2006, 09:49 PM
Do you want to cook breakfast or shall I?
What's been your success rate with this one?
littleman
30 Jan 2006, 09:59 PM
What's been your success rate with this one?
Zinn's favorite thread.. guys, you have to save him from his drought...
and mine :D:D:D
prymetyme
30 Jan 2006, 10:06 PM
Zinn, I think 24 was the cause of people leaving, just see in about 20 minutes there will be a storm of post's
StrikerCW
30 Jan 2006, 10:10 PM
What's been your success rate with this one?
Nil, its just funny. I haven't tried that one. I have tried the 'are you from Vicksburg (hometown)' one. Or (sorry people who got hurt in the hurricane) after Tulane was closed, I went a friend that goes to Auburn for a weekend.
We went to frat parties and myself and another friend from another uni went around and told the girls that we were from Tulane and were school-less now. It worked.. sort of. We got to talking several times but could get none to come back to the apartment. :(
Numquam Moribimur
31 Jan 2006, 01:08 AM
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
Thats a classic :D
Kavster
31 Jan 2006, 06:14 AM
I love every bone in your body, especially mine! Thats a classic :D
Umm, who wants the pleasure of breaking (;)) the news?
Kavster
31 Jan 2006, 06:16 AM
"Hi Lucy, wanna ********?"
"My name's not Lucy..."
"That wasn't the question"
:D
Toon³
31 Jan 2006, 07:15 AM
My best chat up line, my it's been a while, is...What has 300 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Fly. har-har-har
And as for prymetyme, if she seems sheltered and shy it just means shes a filthy bitch who is looking for the right person(you) to express all these feelings with.....unless porn has lied to me:eek:
Seriously though, get to be her friend but make sure that you like her in that way, dear god don't get stuck in the friend zone, get to know her and slowly slowly get closer to her and then.......bow chika bow wow
Sapphire
31 Jan 2006, 09:37 AM
I'm trying to think if any pick up line has ever worked on me. I'm trying to imagine some guy I've just met saying, "Hey Lucy, wanna ********" or "you're outfit looks horrible. . . ", and it's hard to imagine any other reaction but pivoting and walking away. Usually, for me anyway, the more sincere or sweeter lines work, like "I love talking to you, I want to see you again" or, for a one night stand, "you're beautiful, I want to take you home with me" or whatever. Everyone loves a compliment, so you could give her a compliment and ask her out directly. I think pickup lines only ever work because they let the girl know you're into her; she's already into you if the line works. So, you could use a completely sweet line instead of some hokey crap, still let her know you like her, and get the same result without running the risk of seeming like a complete tool.
Unless you like games or you like girls who like games, then, by all means, use pick-up lines. Or unless you're a funny guy (like Johno -- you know, funny ha ha :) ), then you wouldn't want to break form ;)
Vermont Red
31 Jan 2006, 09:40 AM
Pick-up line: Your mother called my mother and said it's okay if you stay over.
Regarding Prymetyme: You're too young to realize this but the older guys will attest that you need to make your move and make it now. When you get older you realize that the only thing that stopped you from getting more chicks was not making the move. Young guys are so afraid of rejection or confused by the mystery of the other sex. Don't worry about it. It really isn't rocket science. Make you move and be clear about how you feel and what you want. The longer you wait the more likely it is that you'll be giving her advice about what to do about her new boyfriend, who wasn't afraid to make his move while you were getting up your courage.
Be bold, man. Chicks dig confidence.
jayro75
31 Jan 2006, 09:56 AM
Pick-up line: Your mother called my mother and said it's okay if you stay over.
Regarding Prymetyme: You're too young to realize this but the older guys will attest that you need to make your move and make it now. When you get older you realize that the only thing that stopped you from getting more chicks was not making the move. Young guys are so afraid of rejection or confused by the mystery of the other sex. Don't worry about it. It really isn't rocket science. Make you move and be clear about how you feel and what you want. The longer you wait the more likely it is that you'll be giving her advice about what to do about her new boyfriend, who wasn't afraid to make his move while you were getting up your courage.
Be bold, man. Chicks dig confidence.
Agreed 100%....
But if all else fails.... Next time you're lieing in a bed with her roll over look her in the eye ask her if she wouldn't mind holding something and put your cock in her hand....:eek:
You'll get 1 of 2 reactions utter shock and anger.... Or my favorite utter shock and a nice stroking....:D
Nothing says confidence more than pulling it out unexpectedly....;)