The Woman Thread

[prymetyme]

haha no, there was no "naught no no spot" as jayro once said. im being patient and its working so i think i'll stay that way for a while
now you may continue your talk on peanuts and clits.

[Vermont Red]

haha no, there was no "naught no no spot" as jayro once said. im being patient and its working so i think i'll stay that way for a while
now you may continue your talk on peanuts and clits.

Youngster, peanut is a euphemism for that part of the female anatomy.

[prymetyme]

yeah im not a expert around those parts, i dont need a road map anymore i am more of a tourist. but im not a regular unfortunitly.

[Vermont Red]

yeah im not a expert around those parts, i dont need a road map anymore i am more of a tourist. but im not a regular unfortunitly.

You may be too young to use this information but you should nevertheless remember it. That part of the woman's body is the key. If you know how to properly manipulate it then worlds will open up to you of which you have only dreamed. You should learn where it is, how to find it and what to do once you find it. I wasted a number of fumbling years in high school and college before I took a course that gave me the knowledge. Take the time to learn this. I guarantee that your partner (someday) will appreciate it.

[prymetyme]

thanks vermont, will do.

[Toon³]

Dive In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirManchester]

thanks vermont, will do.

or you can always ask her.

"Hey, look, I'm gonna give you oral, show me where your clit is."

[Teso Dos Bichos]

thanks vermont, will do.

How about this? I'll come round and go through all the pre-flight checks, warm up the engine, take it on a test flight and give you pointers. When I'm done, I'll pass it over to you while I go up back for a change of scenery.

[Sapphire]

or you can always ask her.

"Hey, look, I'm gonna give you oral, show me where your clit is."This is actually not a bad idea. Well, you should know where it is, but I mean, insofar as the mistake alot of young guys make, is they don't know what they're doing and they don't ask. Odds are, she knows EXACTLY what makes her feel good already. Odds also are, if she likes you enough to have sex with you, and she's not an adult woman, she's not gonna tell you if you're not making her feel good. She'll fake it, because she loves you and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. And then everybody loses -- she's not happy, you now have crappy skills you're taking to the next woman -- and eventually some girl in college is going to have to straighten you out, if she's patient and just doesn't dump you first.

So, it is actually a good idea to ask your girlfriend: "excuse me, is this doing anything for you, really tell me, it's important to me to make you feel good. . . . How bout this?? . . etc." I mean, you know, be tactful and everything. Try different things and ask her what she likes better. Don't just think, ok she's moaning she likes it. Sadly no, not always the case. Talk to her a little bit. And a fun activity for later in the relationship: Have her show you exactly what she likes -- heheheh :cool: . And, in addition to being a better lover, which I assume you would want to be, you're also showing her that you care about how it is for her, you're not just interesting in getting off yourself -- which is awesome if you really do love her, and which scores you points even if you don't.

[SirManchester]

yep yep, that's pretty much how I learned.

[prymetyme]

yeah im in to making her happy thats for the advice everyone, but right now im focusing on getting to that stage

[prymetyme]

that chick is being a bitch. im going to assume its not her time of the month and back off for tonight

[StrikerCW]

Each year in United States, 800,000 to 900,000 adolescents 19 years of age or younger become pregnant.

Don't be a statistic.

*brought to you by the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States

[Teso Dos Bichos]

Don't be a statistic.

Indeed. What would you rather popped out, a baby or your rectum?

[StrikerCW]

What the...

[prymetyme]

haha i'll remember that one lol

[Teso Dos Bichos]

On behalf of Scotland, Man Utd and Big Soccer, I hereby profusely apologise for previous comments made in this thread. It appears that the deeper I slip into this ungodly hour, the more depraved I become. :o

[StrikerCW]

Its only, what, 4 AM?

[Teso Dos Bichos]

Yip. I've seen well beyond this time all week. I think I need medical help.

[Vermont Red]

yep yep, that's pretty much how I learned.

On an anatomically correct, inflatable doll.