Football Chants

[Dave_M]

1 Against Man utd

Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"



2 (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all **** one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc



3 Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

'Going down, going down, going down.'

Sunderland fans reply.....

'So are we , so are we , so are we.'



4 Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"



5 Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"



6 (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"



7 To Graham Rix when he was released from prison (To a Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"



8 Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"



9 A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... in style of Chim-Chiminey

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says **** YOU!!



10 In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
stadium after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...

He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad



11 Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
St Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be *****,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland



12 Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as
emergency cover...

He's bald,
He's ****,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,

Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!



13 To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad



14 A beauty for Liverpool, shame Biscan's left...

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.



15 Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...

[Red Agave]

2 (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all **** one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc



I know a variant on this that was very popular at Maine Road

A fella and his brother
They look like one another
They suck **** like their mother
The Neville family

[tmaker]

Didn't we nick one from the Man U songbook when we played Everton last year?

You are a scouser
A dirty scouser
You're only happy on giro day
Your mom's out thieving
Your dad's drug-dealing
So please don't take my hubcaps away

[MtP07]

Vieira, woah oh oh
Vieira, woah oh oh
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won ******** All

:p ;)

[Dave_M]

My favourite of the bunch HAS to be

6 (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

I mean thats just classic. Even if it does mock one of our own.

[NYCgooner]

5 Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"


it doesn't sound like much of a tune, and it doesn't rhyme, but it made me chuckle. funny.

[HighburyGoon]

it doesn't sound like much of a tune, and it doesn't rhyme, but it made me chuckle. funny.

Think of it this way, to the same tune as "One team in London"

Fat Eddie Murphy
You're just a fat Eddie Murphy
Fat Eddie Murphy
You're just a fat Eddie Murphy

[NYCgooner]

Think of it this way, to the same tune as "One team in London"

Fat Eddie Murphy
You're just a fat Eddie Murphy
Fat Eddie Murphy
You're just a fat Eddie Murphy

lovely. i can just hear it now...

is he still at boro, or has he found the ejector seat?

[Piccadilly]

Found this one online. An oldie, but a classic....

Sunderland fans in the sixties when George Kinnell wasn't impressing much after his transfer from Aberdeen...

We paid twenty grand for Kinnell,
For Kinnell for Kinnell for Kinnell......"
Sent in by Mark B (Sunderland fan)

[DoctorK]

Too funny, a Manc friend of mine, living in LA now, sent me this list of chants exactly fifty-eight minutes before this was posted here. Good Lord, the Internet is a tightly wound web!

I wish someone would put together a proper CD of such chants from various football grounds, with a lyric book of course.

[The Grimster]

Here's one I made up earlier to the Thierry Henry tune

I said to me mates, the other day
We've gone and bought, the new Pele
They said to me, who have we got
I said to them, he's Theo Walcott

Theo Walcott, Theo Walcott
Theo Walcott, Theo Walcott
Theo Walcott, Theo Walcott
Theo Walcott, Theo Walcott

[The Grimster]

Vieira, woah oh oh
Vieira, woah oh oh
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won ******** All

:p ;)
Is that the game where he put it over the bar when faced with an open goal from 8 yards?

[Dave_M]

Here's one I made up earlier to the Thierry Henry tune


By "made up" you mean "changed two words and the name"....its still class though :)

[HighburyGoon]

Another "Barry" inspired chant for Rick:

His name is Theo, he plays the football...

Oh, who am I kidding? No one would want to hear that tripe!



:D

[Thierry_Is_God]

We've seen your Mum in the window, your Mum in the window, your Mum in the Wiiin-dow!

Sung to Ajax players

[Red Agave]

Old Street special:

Who's that standing in the window?
Who's that dirty old Dutch whore?
It's Martin Jol's mum
And she's swallowing some c*m
And Wayne Rooney's heading out the door.

[Thierry_Is_God]

to the tune of Cos I Got High
He's out the England squad and we know why
Cos Rio got high
Rio got high
Rio got high

[SF Gooner]

My favourite of the bunch HAS to be

6 (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

I mean thats just classic. Even if it does mock one of our own.

yeah but how many people here are into 2-step that would know that tune?

[OklahomaGunner]

11 Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be *****,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland


I'm confused, is this a suggestion for when he does start banging in goals?:D