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MtP07
02 Mar 2006, 03:55 PM
You drink milk before you start drinking heavily? Never heard of that one...

Stud83
02 Mar 2006, 03:56 PM
Is anyone listening to ESPN Radio right now? Dan Patrick is fighting off all of the idiotic anti-Duke people. Give em' hell Dan.

Anti-Duke people make me angry. :mad: :mad:

Why Duke, Zinn?

StrikerCW
02 Mar 2006, 04:00 PM
:mad:

Double :mad:

In a few short minutes, I'm on my way out to smoke my brains out while intoxicated beyond the beyonds, gargling hooker spit and eating raw babies while I'm at it. First, I've got to get this 350mls of vodka into me, after the obligatory litre of milk (I'm a shamelessly incredible lightweight without my milk).
My idol.

Vermont Red
02 Mar 2006, 04:00 PM
Why Duke, Zinn?

Bandwagon.

billyireland
02 Mar 2006, 04:02 PM
You drink milk before you start drinking heavily? Never heard of that one...
Yeah, milk and some toast, pizza or sandwiches - absorbes the booze so you don't feel as bloated, and milk is natural stomach liner (you know how it sticks slightly to the sides of the glass? It does that to your stmoach, too).

Motterman posted something asking for advice on what to do before a big piss-up in the NSR forum prior to the Arsenal meet-up, iirc. About 5 Irish posters jumped in with the same answer within the day. You will have a GIGANTIC shit coming out of you the next morning most likely, but it's worht it and that shit is like an orgasm. Unless you drink cider; then it's like a gigantic hot coal... and it physically aches for hours. I don't drink cider anymore.

When it comes to money, trust the Jews. When it comes to football, trust the Brazilians. When it comes to drink, trust the Irish.

Toon³
02 Mar 2006, 04:02 PM
Bandwagon.

Gay Bandwagon

Howard Zinn
02 Mar 2006, 04:03 PM
Bandwagon.


:rolleyes: :mad: :mad:

Vermont Red
02 Mar 2006, 04:07 PM
Seriously, Zinn, I'm old enough, barely, to remember when Dook wasn't a top program, before Coach K began his impressive work. At your age, the only way that you are not a bandwagon fan is if:

You are enrolled at Dook
One of your parents went to Dook
One of your siblings went to Dook

Don't be embarassed. Most of us have jumped on the bandwagon in our lives.

StrikerCW
02 Mar 2006, 04:08 PM
Yeah, milk and some toast, pizza or sandwiches - absorbes the booze so you don't feel as bloated, and milk is natural stomach liner (you know how it sticks slightly to the sides of the glass? It does that to your stmoach, too).

Motterman posted something asking for advice on what to do before a big piss-up in the NSR forum prior to the Arsenal meet-up, iirc. About 5 Irish posters jumped in with the same answer within the day. You will have a GIGANTIC shit coming out of you the next morning most likely, but it's worht it and that shit is like an orgasm. Unless you drink cider; then it's like a gigantic hot coal... and it physically aches for hours. I don't drink cider anymore.

When it comes to money, trust the Jews. When it comes to football, trust the Brazilians. When it comes to drink, trust the Irish.
Is this shit you refer to different than the normal 'beer shits' that are extremely unpleasant the morning after. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about knows what I'm talking about.

billyireland
02 Mar 2006, 04:14 PM
Is this shit you refer to different than the normal 'beer shits' that are extremely unpleasant the morning after. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about knows what I'm talking about.
Kind of different... if you mean the burning shits, then yes... the burn is killed off somewhat by the milk (in my experiences, anyway). Also, as the milk peels off the lining off your stomach due to it's connecting with the more acidic alcoholic drinks, it brings most of the contents with it. In other words, it comes out painlessly, FAST (beware), but all in one go so it's not like diorrhea or anything. The end result is just great... I've sat on the bowl for 5-10 minutes afterwards in sheer glory on more than one occasion afterwards.

And for anybody with any knowledge in biology or anything pertaining to what I have taken above, you could probably pick it apart. I don't care though, it's all theoreitcal and carried out through multiple (successful) test runs by myself.

Oh, and if you are drinking whiskey, have some coffee before. Whiskey tends to be a sleepy, angry drink.

mhtwins113
02 Mar 2006, 04:37 PM
FLORIDA STATE BABY!!!!!!!!!!k
http://www.jennsterger.net/pictures/albums/jenn-sterger/jenn_sterger_13.sized.jpg
They have incredible plastic surgeons.

Stud83
02 Mar 2006, 05:52 PM
Zinn, I mean there are colleges in Tenn. that are worth rooting for, aren't there? Or do you have any friends/family members going to Duke?

prymetyme
02 Mar 2006, 05:55 PM
Dont get on Zinn for being a dukie, If he truley loves them and picked them when he was young thats good enough. As much as I hate Duke I know what it feels like to be called a bandwagon sc fan, which is bullshit because my family went there but even if they didnt I would still be a fan today. No worries Zinn

Teso Dos Bichos
02 Mar 2006, 05:57 PM
I wonder if Zinn will bother responding? ;)

Toon³
02 Mar 2006, 06:07 PM
I wonder if Zinn will bother responding? ;)

Can dead men type?

prymetyme
02 Mar 2006, 06:12 PM
haha, he shouldnt be taking this loss so hard. It means nothing and this is basketball where they have 100 games. I have no heart for that lol. Now when SC lost that was a different story ;) :( :(

Howard Zinn
02 Mar 2006, 06:16 PM
I wonder if Zinn will bother responding? ;)


I'm not. I get the same bullshit all the time. I've learned that if you don't let yourself get angry, then eventually people lose the joy of prodding you and move on.

Teso Dos Bichos
02 Mar 2006, 06:20 PM
Get the hell out of this thread then! :mad: :D

Toon³
02 Mar 2006, 06:22 PM
I'm not. I get the same bullshit all the time. I've learned that if you don't let yourself get angry, then eventually people lose the joy of prodding you and move on.

I'm not a person.

prymetyme
02 Mar 2006, 06:22 PM
I fing hate the busy sign i get every two minutes.