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arsenalgirl30016
25 Jan 2006, 03:03 PM
"Excuse me sir, but I need to be in the front row because when everyone stands I can't see the bloody pitch!"
Tried to rep you for that one Cam but apparently I need to spread it around some more.......... to funny!

Red Agave
25 Jan 2006, 03:04 PM
"Excuse me sir, but I need to be in the front row because when everyone stands I can't see the bloody pitch!"

FLOL

Bloody rep system.

If we're not happy Rick's sitting directly behind Ed. :D

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 03:47 PM
http://membres.lycos.fr/morbide666/episode/Twil.jpg

OK, this is weird. So at the insistance of several of my female friends, I signed up for match.com several months ago. Well, within days of signing up back in the spring, the system matched me up with my ex-girlfriend. We laughed it off then, and she had since started dating a new guy and therefore let her account expire.

Until, apparently, today, when match paired us up again! I found it too funny to ignore, so I sent her an email via the site saying:


"Looks like you're back on the market. Wanna go out sometime? :D"


Was that too insensitive, or, is it right inline with my New Year's resolution to be more of a d!ck?

Bluto11
25 Jan 2006, 03:49 PM
^no, that is freaking hysterical!

phishy
25 Jan 2006, 03:52 PM
http://membres.lycos.fr/morbide666/episode/Twil.jpg

OK, this is weird. So at the insistance of several of my female friends, I signed up for match.com several months ago. Well, within days of signing up back in the spring, the system matched me up with my ex-girlfriend. We laughed it off then, and she had since started dating a new guy and therefore let her account expire.

Until, apparently, today, when match paired us up again! I found it too funny to ignore, so I sent her an email via the site saying:


"Looks like you're back on the market. Wanna go out sometime? :D"


Was that too insensitive, or, is it right inline with my New Year's resolution to be more of a d!ck?

you think that was a dick move mike?? sounds fine to me.. not rude or anything.. more honest.

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 03:54 PM
you think that was a dick move mike?? sounds fine to me.. not rude or anything.. more honest.

I guess I should explain that I just had dinner with her last week, and she didn't mention it. She must have just broken up with the guy.

feej92
25 Jan 2006, 03:55 PM
You could always go classic old school.

Rub-A-Dub-Dub
Thanks for the grub
Yay God!


"Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat!"

Gunner Phan
25 Jan 2006, 03:58 PM
I guess I should explain that I just had dinner with her last week, and she didn't mention it. She must have just broken up with the guy.
sounds like she is ripe to let you get your willy wet....put the full court press on dude...10 bucks says you get laid!!!!

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 03:59 PM
sounds like she is ripe to let you get your willy wet....put the full court press on dude...10 bucks says you get laid!!!!

Damn, you must be a Jedi or some sh!t, cause you just read my mind!

arsenalgirl30016
25 Jan 2006, 03:59 PM
you think that was a dick move mike?? sounds fine to me.. not rude or anything.. more honest.
Given the way she and Mike broke up I think that that is just dicky enough. :D Way to go Mike! I love it! ;)

deeplennon
25 Jan 2006, 04:00 PM
So at the insistance of several of my female friends

That definitely sounds better than "in a moment of drunken loneliness"

Just kidding!

that -is- odd.

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 04:00 PM
Given the way she and Mike broke up I think that that is just dicky enough. :D Way to go Mike! I love it! ;)

Thanks Steph!

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 04:02 PM
That definitely sounds better than "in a moment of drunken loneliness"

Just kidding!

that -is- odd.

I admit that in moments of drunken loneliness, I've "winked" at girls on there that I'd never even talk to in person, but the actual signing up was done after my sister, her best friend and I were drinking at my place back in in the Spring.

Gunner Phan
25 Jan 2006, 04:03 PM
Damn, you must be a Jedi or some sh!t, cause you just read my mind!
:D :D

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 04:04 PM
:D :D


http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/jedi-robe-deluxe.jpg


Master Rye Bread

Gunner Phan
25 Jan 2006, 04:04 PM
I admit that in moments of drunken loneliness, I've "winked" at girls on there that I'd never even talk to in person, but the actual signing up was done after my sister, her best friend and I were drinking at my place back in in the Spring.
dude, it is totally cool to be on there. don't let the haters hate on you....

Bluto11
25 Jan 2006, 04:10 PM
dude, it is totally cool to be on there. don't let the haters hate on you....
hate hate hate hate

http://image.com.com/tv/images/video/chappelle_player_medvid.jpg

arsenalgirl30016
25 Jan 2006, 04:11 PM
hate hate hate hate

http://image.com.com/tv/images/video/chappelle_player_medvid.jpg
Yea it is not like we all "knew" each other before BS and now look at us! :D

HighburyGoon
25 Jan 2006, 04:12 PM
Yea it is not like we all "knew" each other before BS and now look at us! :D

That's true. In fact, my best friend met his wife online.

Gunner Phan
25 Jan 2006, 04:16 PM
That's true. In fact, my best friend met his wife online.
i'll admit i'm on jdate....i actually have a pretty sweet date coming up on sat....girl who used to live in CO for two years...just to snowboard. works for MTVU (the college channel, music intensive)...oh and did I mention her favorite musician is TREY ANASTASIO? she's no scarlett but definitely girl next door hottie with bright blue eyes!