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GoonerMan
19 Jan 2006, 12:56 PM
http://www.arsenalshorts.com/walcottoff.html

o well, next transfer target please

yossarian
19 Jan 2006, 12:58 PM
http://www.arsenalshorts.com/walcottoff.html

o well, next transfer target please

Good stuff.

:D

KevTheGooner
19 Jan 2006, 01:14 PM
LOL!!

Also this funny bit on Arseblog:

"Earlier Thierry Henry had a few words to say and he let the youngster know he would welcome him to Highbury, probably by having a little party with fizzy drinks and ice-cream and Rice Krispie cakes. That should certainly rule Chelsea out of the race as they were only offering typical Russian fare like Yak bollocks and the refried brains of Chechen rebels. "

Milkman
19 Jan 2006, 01:26 PM
http://www.arsenalshorts.com/walcottoff.html

o well, next transfer target please
Isn't that actually a picture of John Tickle from the show Brainiac????

GoonerMan
19 Jan 2006, 01:35 PM
gotta admit i did think it was john tickle when i first saw it...
arseblogger kills it on yesterdays article.....

''New signing Emmanuel Adebayor reveals Sp*rs were interested in signing him before we made our move. He says he turned them down because they are 'hapless Cvnts'.''

blogger cracks me up he always comes up with a funny line every day

GoonerMan
19 Jan 2006, 01:40 PM
another one from after we beat doncaster rovers on pens in the cup........

''Heartbreak for Doncaster who played really well but that's football and I can't feel too much sympathy for a bunch of cvnts who sang that 'Same old Arsenal, always cheating' song every couple of minutes. Shut yer traps''

hes the funniest geezer

V=u!

blurtz23
19 Jan 2006, 02:08 PM
Isn't that actually a picture of John Tickle from the show Brainiac????


you know the other night i saw Mr. Tickle walk across a pool full of custard.


yep, it was pretty damn awesome.

woolwich rex
19 Jan 2006, 03:56 PM
so i'm confused about this whole deal, because some of you guys says it looks pretty good for us and then there's this thread?

Rick B
19 Jan 2006, 04:00 PM
so i'm confused about this whole deal, because some of you guys says it looks pretty good for us and then there's this thread?

Read the link.

Milkman
19 Jan 2006, 04:01 PM
you know the other night i saw Mr. Tickle walk across a pool full of custard.


yep, it was pretty damn awesome.
My favorite Tickle moment was when he was interviewing two dames over the phone using lie detectors to figure out which one was hot and which one was a tub of lard trying to come off as hot. He had to date whomever he chose, but he's John Tickle so of course he figured it out and got the hottie.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/features/2003/07/party_in_the_park/gallery12/images/john_tickle_300.jpg

John Tickle is the man, but I don't know if he'd make a good target man for the Gunners. Maybe it's a good thing he turned us down.

GoonerMan
19 Jan 2006, 04:03 PM
how do u american boys know about john tickle, i thought he disappeared after he left Big Brother?!?!!?

Milkman
19 Jan 2006, 04:04 PM
how do u american boys know about john tickle, i thought he disappeared after he left Big Brother?!?!!?
Dude, by watching Brainiac.

GoonerMan
19 Jan 2006, 04:06 PM
what is brainiac? is it an american program? ive never heard of it to be honest

Catfish
19 Jan 2006, 04:07 PM
I love the Chelsea Have No History link. Good times.

I won more medals in high school than Chelsea....lol.

Milkman
19 Jan 2006, 04:11 PM
what is brainiac? is it an american program? ive never heard of it to be honest
:eek: :eek:

It's only the greatest and best show on television!

You should seriously think about checking it out.

One time John Tickle had to prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. So John Tickle smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by thinking about it for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

GoonerMan
19 Jan 2006, 04:14 PM
??? what the ********

blurtz23
19 Jan 2006, 04:17 PM
:eek: :eek:

It's only the greatest and best show on television!

You should seriously think about checking it out.

One time John Tickle had to prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. So John Tickle smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by thinking about it for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.


John Tickle doesn't sleep, he waits......


......wait a second...no, that's Chuck Norris. :p

Milkman
19 Jan 2006, 04:18 PM
John Tickle doesn't sleep, he waits......


......wait a second...no, that's Chuck Norris. :p
They have a lot in common, Chuck and Tickle, a really lot. ;)

blurtz23
19 Jan 2006, 04:19 PM
They have a lot in common, Chuck and Tickle, a really lot. ;)


i think the only determining factor would be the roundhouse kick.

blurtz23
19 Jan 2006, 04:21 PM
whoops, my comment went up twice.