Piece of sh!t Car

[BPBlueSox]

Here we go

Piece of ******** car
I got a piece of ******** car
That ********in' pile of ********
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of ********
'Cause the shocks are ********ing shot
And my seatbelt's ********ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of ********)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ********ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of ********)

(Piece of ******** car)
Piece of ******** car
(He's got a piece of ******** car)
It sucks royal dick
(That ********in' pile of ********)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh ******** you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no ********in' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it **************"
(You ********in' piece of ********)

(Piece of ******** car)
I got piece of ******** car
(He got a piece of ******** car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That ********in' pile of ********)
That pile of metal ********
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the ******** did I do
What the ******** did I do
What the ******** did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh ******** me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ********in' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ********ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da **********)
Hey shut up
(Piece of ******** car)
You piece of ******** car

(You got a piece of ******** car)
You piece of ******** car
(Piece of ******** car)
Bald ********in' tires
(You got a piece of ******** car)
No rearview ********ing mirror
(Piece of ******** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of ******** car)
********ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of ******** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of ******** car)
(Piece of ******** car)
(You got a piece of ******** car)
(Piece of ******** car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of ******** car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of ******** car...)

[Mr. Bee]

You've clearly bought domestic

[Kryptonite]

A-hole is censored but ass isn't. Interesting.

I don't know how many censored versions of that song are floating around out there, but the one I heard was kind of funny. Insert honking sounds over the swears, but instead of "he never ever gets da p...", insert a police siren.

[Nanbawan]

To answer the topic, I hate the Renault Twingo.

http://www.rhomberg.tourweb.nl/images/twingo.jpg

Everytime I sat in there, I thought I would die if the driver merely touched the pavement ! It feels so unsecure. And this is the kind of car french papas usually offer their daughter...Bleh !

[AFCA]

http://www.telegraaf.nl/multimedia/archive/01457/ajax_1_jpg_1457971g.jpg

I want one of these. They appear to be sturdy enough ;)

[Claymore]

sounds like my first car, a '67 MGB-GT. talk about f'd-up electrics, the damn thing had a dual 6 volt system instead of a normal single 12-volt. To top things off, the two batteries sat in cages beneath the rear "seat", exposed to the elements. I'll never forget driving down the road and hearing an enormous "thump" as one of the cages finally rusted through and the battery hit the road at 40+ MPH, nearly ripping off the exhaust.

It was fun to drive, though. :)

[CHICO13]

My dad's 1978 Ford Grenada was the biggest piece of shit ever made. This car was so bad it ended up killing itself.

[Claymore]

My dad's 1978 Ford Grenada was the biggest piece of shit ever made. This car was so bad it ended up killing itself.
A friend of mine had one of those at college ("looks just like a Mercedes!!"), and the thing was already a rusted-out shitbox. Keep in mind that this was in '83-'84, so the car was only five years old.