I'd like to see O'Shea . . .

[benni...]

Complete the phrase...

Ill start off with something softcore... Sold to Liverpool, Man City or Chelsea. (more unrealistic than anything else)

...pass the ball to one of our players 3 consecutive times without giving the ball to the other team, or playing out of touch.

...Loaned to Leeds

[billyireland]

Complete the phrase...

Ill start off with something softcore... Sold to Liverpool, Man City or Chelsea. (more unrealistic than anything else)

...pass the ball to one of our players 3 consecutive times without giving the ball to the other team, or playing out of touch.

...Loaned to Leeds
...as one of the backpackers in 'Hostel.'

"OOOOOHHHH! Jaysus bai, look watchev dun t'me knackurs!"

[Sapphire]

I'll repeat what I said in the transfer thread.

I'd like to see O'Shea . . .

. . . forced to take a vow of celibacy, so the children of the world don't have to suffer as we have.

Also, I'd like to see O'Shea . . .

. . . take a televised 3-hour oral exam administered by select Manchester United fans, in which he describes what he thinks he's supposed to be doing on the pitch. His wage should be set based on his ability to articulate what his job actually is. :D


Seriously though:

. . . keep possession of the ball or play it to another Man United player more than 50% of the times he touches it.

. . . start playing brilliantly for the next few months so we can actually get something for him when we trade him this summer.

. . . considering his well documented limitations in actually playing well for our team, contribute to the cause in some other way, ie, motivating other players and so forth.

. . . score another goal like his effort against Arsenal last spring. I have to admit that was sweet. And why not?

[Numquam Moribimur]

...as one of the backpackers in 'Hostel.'

"OOOOOHHHH! Jaysus bai, look watchev dun t'me knackurs!"


billy i thought you would 100x worse on oshea :D

[Jayhawk]

...sold to some second-division club. In Latvia.

[gazza]

...in the starting line up for 'pool, oh wait, effectively he will be.

...swap blurry vision with Scholes.

...an excellent signing Celtic or Rangers or PSV or PSG or QPR or ...

[Stud83]

...start dating Maria Sharapova!

[Kavster]

...start dating Maria Sharapova!
Oooh! Zinn gonna kick yo ass! :D

[littleman]

Oooh! Zinn gonna kick yo ass! :D

Last I heard, it was Roddick : P

[Republic of Mancunia]

I'll repeat what I said in the transfer thread.

I'd like to see O'Shea . . .

. . . forced to take a vow of celibacy, so the children of the world don't have to suffer as we have.

If the rumours that go around every now and then regarding Jonny's, erm, "preferences" are true then that won't be a problem.

I think that was what littleman was hinting at too. :D

[FCDallas96]

1. Actually leave his feet to win a header. I swear he loses more headers at 6'3 than I care to remember.
2. Reclaim the form that he had in his first season where he nutmegged Figo and dribbled the entire barcode team.

[Vermont Red]

...play again like he did in his breakthrough season.

I'd also like to see world peace. Oh well.

[Sapphire]

. . . hustle for a ball. That would be a sight!

[jayro75]

.. as one of the canoers in Deliverance.

[prymetyme]

...I wouldnt like to see O'shea it would be a good day if he just decided not to show up to OT anymore

[pmannion]

Prove you all wrong

[jayro75]

Prove you all wrong

He's working very hard on proving us all right.. but we'd all love for him to prove us wrong.

[benni...]

Prove you all wrong


this is a good one... but he;s going the opposite direction.

[Jayhawk]

Prove you all wrong
Believe me, there's noone here who wouldn't gladly spit-polish his boots if he proved us wrong.

[Sofabloke]

I have a bad feeling we will be seeing him in midfield against the scousers - why else would he get subbed for a first teamer when we have the game won against Burton Albion?

I hope I'm wrong ...