Teaching English the right way...:)

[filiusterrae]

can anybody recommend some good, non-vulgar anti-man u chants that I might be able to use for teaching 13-14 year old Thai kids...just looking for a quick, one-off lesson that'd be more fun for me than more bloody harry potter. cheers!

[Colin Bell the King]

Some of the less likely to offend that we have are:

(Unfortunately, alot of the decent ones have a swear word or three in them - not sure if thats what you want)

'Hark now hear
The City sing
United ran away
And we will fight forevermore
Because of derby day'

'We're the pride of Manchester
You're the pride of Singapore'

'Derby day
the scores were level
the Goat was fed by Gary Neville
silly boy, he should know for sure
Feed the goat and he will score'

'Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Its Uniteds favourite song
Wish we could've come up with one just as scary
Where the fook did we go wrong'

'Hello, Hello We are the City boys, Hello Hello.
Hello, Hello We are the City boys, Hello Hello.
And if you are a Man United fan
Surrender or you'll die
Cause we all follow Manchester City
Hello, Hello.'


The rest of them (AKA, the more vulgar ones are below - you could change a few words round if it suits)


'I've got a dog, his name is Rover
tra la la la la la la
When he shyts he shyts all over
tra la la la la la la
Shyts on the carpet
Shyts on the floor
Shyts on the window
Shyts on the door
Shyts all over Man U b@st@rds
tra la la la la la la'

'If I had the arse of a camel
and the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford
and shyt on the b@st@rds below'

'If I die on the Kippax Street, oh woah, oh woah
If I die on the Kippax Street, oh woah, oh woah
If I die on the Kippax Street
They'll be ten red b@st@rds at my feet, oh woah oh woah

If you're lonely and your heart skips a beat, oh woah, oh woah
If you're lonely and your heart skipts a beat, oh woah, oh woah
If you're lonely and your heart skips a beat
Dont walk down the Kippax Street, oh woah oh woah'

'Fook off back to London
Fook off back to London
Fook off
Fook off
Fook off back to London'

'The stretford end sing, the stretford end shout
the stretford end sing silly songs they know fook all about
but we all agree, those red b@st@rds should be shovelling shyt on the island of Capri'


There are much worse ones too, like the Munich ones which get sung the most. But I wont include those.

[Alan D]

I personally hate the Munich chants because its pretty sick and distasteful.

This is my favourite song:

Singing aye-aye-yippee
Sun Jihai
Singing aye-aye-yippee
Sun Jihai
Singing aye-aye-yippee
His dad's got a chippy
Aye-aye-yippee Sun Jihai

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best
They go up from his arse to his chest
They are better than Adam & the Ants
Niall Quinn's disco pants :D

[Numquam Moribimur]

I personally hate the Munich chants because its pretty sick and distasteful.

Fair play to you

.we'll beside the fact they are beyond sicking and distasteful, would hope the fact frank swift being on the plane has alot to do it

[Colin Bell the King]

Fair play to you

.we'll beside the fact they are beyond sicking and distasteful, would hope the fact frank swift being on the plane has alot to do it

You would've hated it in Mary D's before the derby then. The DJ in there constantly played songs with Munich references, and had a video of the aircrash on. People were counting down and cheered when the plane crashed. About 400 of them.

Pretty sad.

[Alan D]

Its just tossers that do that I am afraid. Theres a difference between the friendly rivalry in Manchester and theres the sick as well.