Arsenal OT: No Rep Whores Here!

[Gunner Phan]

So how was the British Interpol? Wait, isn't that Joy Division already?

It's hard to remember who's copying who these days. ;)

I'm sure it was pretty good, who opened?
definitely sound like 'pol....strokes; very high energy show. the crowd was really into it and so was the band. they get a good rating from me.

[surfcam]

That was an awful match and I had to many rum and cokes last night. It looks like I'm heading for a nap before the big conference call.:o

[HighburyGoon]

Imperial pints? If so, have fun tomorrow ;)

The Guinness and the first two Smithwicks were Imperial pints, all the rest were regular US pints, but that wasn't by choice. The pub had run out of clean Imperial pints and had to make the switch. I was fine by the time we got to Philly, but I'm definitely taking a nap now.

[Gunner Phan]

I'm sure it was pretty good, who opened?
the head set....they were, a couple notches above lame.

[Red Agave]

If you guys run the rest of the thread without me, remember my suggestion for the next thread title is:

"The Whores of Pirate Hooker Island"

but maybe it should be:

"The Pirate Hookers of Whore Island"

I prefer the former i think, but i'm open to suggestions, preferably ones that are lewder and more offensive.

"The Pirate Whores are coming and they want your booty"?

(Sorry I'm new at this :o )

[antifan]

"The Pirate Whores are coming and they want your booty"?

(Sorry I'm new at this :o )
A great first effort, you show a lot of promise. Needs to be a bit shorter though, I'd recommend something more like "Pirate Hookers: We want your Booty!" Try to make sure it looks like a headline that you wouldn't be suprised to see in the Sun, that will help. ;)

[Bluto11]

The Guinness and the first two Smithwicks were Imperial pints, all the rest were regular US pints, but that wasn't by choice. The pub had run out of clean Imperial pints and had to make the switch. I was fine by the time we got to Philly, but I'm definitely taking a nap now.
what, they don't clean glasses? :p

[Red Agave]

A great first effort, you show a lot of promise. Needs to be a bit shorter though, I'd recommend something more like "Pirate Hookers: We want your Booty!" Try to make sure it looks like a headline that you wouldn't be suprised to see in the Sun, that will help. ;)

OK - think smutty, puns and definitely not "p.c.".....

Thanks for the tip. :)

[HighburyGoon]

what, they don't clean glasses? :p

Well, what used to be "our little pub" has turned into one of the most popular spots in town. It's amazing, because there are 4 other bars within sight of each other and they're practically empty nowadays.

[antifan]

OK - think smutty, puns and definitely not "p.c.".....

Thanks for the tip. :)
Wait a second:

"Pirate Hookers: We're Coming and we want Booty!"

Sorry, i missed an obvious double entendre in your first effort. Its nice to keep things short and sweet, but not if it means scrimping on the filth.

[Red Agave]

Wait a second:

"Pirate Hookers: We're Coming and we want Booty!"

Sorry, i missed an obvious double entendre in your first effort. Its nice to keep things short and sweet, but not if it means scrimping on the filth.

There's always the old favourites:

"Seamen and Booty - the life of a Pirate Hooker"
aka
"Yo Ho Ho' and a bottle of rum"**
aka
"15 men on a dead whore's Chest"

(**or something that rhymes with it)

[antifan]

There's always the old favourites:

"Seamen and Booty - the life of a Pirate Hooker"
aka
"Yo Ho Ho' and a bottle of rum"**
aka
"15 men on a dead whore's Chest"

(**or something that rhymes with it)
Now, those are just horribly offensive, you're learning fast. :D

Mike, are you taking notes here? ;)

[jwaldman11]

Wait a second:

"Pirate Hookers: We're Coming and we want Booty!"

Sorry, i missed an obvious double entendre in your first effort. Its nice to keep things short and sweet, but not if it means scrimping on the filth.
"The Booty of the Pirate Hookers"

"Long John and the Pirate Hookers"

"The Huge Chest of Whore Island"

[Bluto11]

Well, what used to be "our little pub" has turned into one of the most popular spots in town. It's amazing, because there are 4 other bars within sight of each other and they're practically empty nowadays.

always the trend setter

[Gunner Phan]

"The Huge Chest of Whore Island"
that's a winner.

[HighburyGoon]

Now, those are just horribly offensive, you're learning fast. :D

Mike, are you taking notes here? ;)

I like the last one the best. "15 men on a dead whore's chest"

[antifan]

"The Booty of the Pirate Hookers"

"Long John and the Pirate Hookers"

"The Huge Chest of Whore Island"
Good suggestions, but i always like the dirty words right up front. Then the double entendres or puns.

[antifan]

"Chest of Whores: Booty of the Pirate Hookers" ?

[HighburyGoon]

"Chest of Whores: Booty of the Pirate Hookers" ?

Done.

[Bluto11]

500. biatches