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Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 04:09 PM
Becks is too girly. Lampard is chubby. You've got Parker and Owen, a great stadium, a great fanbase, and when the team finally wins something, it'll be a great story.
Sorry if this sounds condecending, I'm not trying to be, but being American you can't understand. Your used to huge open stadia, I prefer small compact grounds, around the 35,000-40,000 size. The atmosphere was so much better then than it is now.
Winning.....what does that mean?:rolleyes:
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 04:10 PM
Now I understand. I would make up a better story than that to tell girls though, something involving skiing and international espionage.
I was using the tortured past thing waaay before Wedding Crashers
Howard Zinn
21 Jan 2006, 04:12 PM
Becks is too girly. Lampard is chubby. You've got Parker and Owen, a great stadium, a great fanbase, and when the team finally wins something, it'll be a great story.
So are you saying you wouldn't want Becks if the opportunity presented itself?
'Strobaby
21 Jan 2006, 04:18 PM
I don't go for blondes, guys with blue eyes, or men that spend more time getting ready than I do, so, no, I wouldn't take him.
Howard Zinn
21 Jan 2006, 04:22 PM
I don't go for blondes, guys with blue eyes, or men that spend more time getting ready than I do, so, no, I wouldn't take him.
God doesn't like liars. Neither does Allah. Or Buddah.
'Strobaby
21 Jan 2006, 04:27 PM
Me and God should be just fine then. Becks just doesn't do it for me. Jamie Redknapp (brown hair, hazel eyes) is much more my style.
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 04:30 PM
Whats wrong with guys that have blonde hair and blue eyes?:eek:
'Strobaby
21 Jan 2006, 04:32 PM
Sorry if this sounds condecending, I'm not trying to be, but being American you can't understand. Your used to huge open stadia, I prefer small compact grounds, around the 35,000-40,000 size. The atmosphere was so much better then than it is now.
Winning.....what does that mean?:rolleyes:I understand the preference for smaller stadia. In Houston, we finally got the Astros out of the Astrodome and into whatever they're officially calling their baseball field this year (I call it the Juice Box). Lost about 20,000 seats, but finally gained an atmosphere other than "airplane hangar" or "convention center".
With a few more pieces, like more than two strikers that can score, a better defense and a healthy midfield, this team could compete for some silverware. I'm not saying Champions League, but the FA Cup shouldn't be out of reach with some tinkering (and a new manager).
Keep the faith. The Astros still haven't won jack in their four decades of existence and love to roll over and die in the playoffs. Our former football team (the Oilers, now the Titans) left Houston and suddenly learned how to play. Our basketball team has undergone a decade of futility, and we're not improving any time soon.
'Strobaby
21 Jan 2006, 04:33 PM
Whats wrong with guys that have blonde hair and blue eyes?:eek:I just don't go for it. But you'd be able to find plenty of California girls that do.
Howard Zinn
21 Jan 2006, 04:34 PM
Whats wrong with guys that have blonde hair and blue eyes?:eek:
toon=Hitler's perfect creation
Edit: Except he doesn't hate people not like him, and he's Dutch.
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 04:42 PM
I just don't go for it. But you'd be able to find plenty of California girls that do.
Don't I know it:D I think most people remember what my californian friend looks like.
BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW!
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 04:45 PM
toon=Hitler's perfect creation
Edit: Except he doesn't hate people not like him, and he's Dutch.
1/2 Dutch 1/2 Prussian....so....I'm nearly there. About a dozen of my family fought for the Germans in WW2, all on the Prussian side.
Howard Zinn
21 Jan 2006, 05:03 PM
Don't I know it:D I think most people remember what my californian friend looks like.
BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW!
I must not have been around then. Pictures please.
1/2 Dutch 1/2 Prussian....so....I'm nearly there. About a dozen of my family fought for the Germans in WW2, all on the Prussian side.
Prussian? :confused:
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 05:17 PM
I must not have been around then. Pictures please.
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4884/graeme0169dl.jpg
Prussian? :confused:
How can you not know what a Prussian is?!?!?!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussia
Howard Zinn
21 Jan 2006, 05:24 PM
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4884/graeme0169dl.jpg
How can you not know what a Prussian is?!?!?!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussia
OK, that's damn nice. :eek:
How would I know what a Prussian is? I'm from rural Tennessee.
ToonUSA
21 Jan 2006, 05:49 PM
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/4884/graeme0169dl.jpg
Yea and you're the bastard that won't hook me up as I live 15 minutes away from that hottie. :D ;)
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 06:21 PM
Yea and you're the bastard that won't hook me up as I live 15 minutes away from that hottie. :D ;)
If she is 15 minutes away then go find her.
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 06:54 PM
I need the woman back!
It's nearly been 2 weeks. Blast her giganto family.
A man has needs damn it!
Howard Zinn
21 Jan 2006, 09:33 PM
Best avatar yet toon.
I've got the Australian Open radio going. Davenport vs. Kuznetsova.
Toon³
21 Jan 2006, 09:38 PM
Best avatar yet toon.
I've got the Australian Open radio going. Davenport vs. Kuznetsova.
Tennis sucks, davenport looks like a bloke and you should have it on TV for some upskirters ;) :cool: