People-Acting-Normal-In-Crazyass-Situations**Off Topic**

[Toon³]

Let's face it, one the septics need is to be shown how to make a decent cuppa cha! The amount of horrible tea being drunk there is criminal. I'll put in a word. Knowing my luck you'll prolly be my boss.

Sorry if this reply takes two hours in getting to you but the site is minkle nowadays. You hear me Huss?! MINKLE!

I am a good boss, just because I numbered my minions when I was assistant manager at a bar this summer, doesn't mean I'll be like that all the time.:D

[Dirt McGirt]

Let's face it, one the septics need is to be shown how to make a decent cuppa cha! The amount of horrible tea being drunk there is criminal. I'll put in a word. Knowing my luck you'll prolly be my boss.

Sorry if this reply takes two hours in getting to you but the site is minkle nowadays. You hear me Huss?! MINKLE!Um well you Brits have good tea but your cuisine leaves a lot to be desired. Thank God for Indian takeout.:p

I agree the site is no fun anymore and is it just me or is traffic to BS down alot since all the changes.

[Toon³]

Um well you Brits have good tea but your cuisine leaves a lot to be desired. Thank God for Indian takeout.:p

I agree the site is no fun anymore and is it just me or is traffic to BS down alot since all the changes.

At the moment my connection is running fine, but it sometimes slows right down.

Plus, there is nothing quite like a fried sausage and chips

[Lillywhite]

Um well you Brits have good tea but your cuisine leaves a lot to be desired. Thank God for Indian takeout.:p

I agree the site is no fun anymore and is it just me or is traffic to BS down alot since all the changes.

Yeah. Indian and Chinese are the shiznit. I think you'll find the traffic is down because I was missing from here. Now that I'm back the hordes will return just like the sheep they are.

How ya been you annoying bastardo?

[Lillywhite]

I am a good boss, just because I numbered my minions when I was assistant manager at a bar this summer, doesn't mean I'll be like that all the time.:D

Assistant manager eh? Get you Mr. Big Bollox. How's the ball and chain. She showing yet?

[Toon³]

Assistant manager eh? Get you Mr. Big Bollox. How's the ball and chain. She showing yet?

lol, I was a terrible boss. I did no work and gave away so many free drinks.

She is glowing. I was suprised by how much shes "expanded". Still hot though.:cool:

[Lillywhite]

lol, I was a terrible boss. I did no work and gave away so many free drinks.

She is glowing. I was suprised by how much shes "expanded". Still hot though.:cool:

Hehe. Sound like most assistant managers at bars then. Good work son.

Do you know if your spawn has a penis or a vagina yet or is more cooking time required before they can determine that?

[Toon³]

Hehe. Sound like most assistant managers at bars then. Good work son.

Do you know if your spawn has a penis or a vagina yet or is more cooking time required before they can determine that?

It is a little baby girl to be called Izabella.

God help the boy in someones stomach who in 16 years will dare ask her out.

[Lillywhite]

It is a little baby girl to be called Izabella.

God help the boy in someones stomach who in 16 years will dare ask her out.

Damn, I have to wait that long before taking a run at her? :D

Seriously though, she'll have been stuffed like a Christmas turkey many times before she hits 16. Unless of course she looks like you, in which case you'll never have to worry about her being asked out. ;)

[Dirt McGirt]

Yeah. Indian and Chinese are the shiznit. I think you'll find the traffic is down because I was missing from here. Now that I'm back the hordes will return just like the sheep they are.

How ya been you annoying bastardo?All's well my misguided limey friend. I started a new job and it's been balls to the wall for the past two months. Spurs looking good eh?

[Toon³]

Damn, I have to wait that long before taking a run at her? :D

Seriously though, she'll have been stuffed like a Christmas turkey many times before she hits 16. Unless of course she looks like you, in which case you'll never have to worry about her being asked out. ;)

HA! your such a funny guy.

I now know why our family has a shotgun licence......:D

[Lillywhite]

All's well my misguided limey friend. I started a new job and it's been balls to the wall for the past two months. Spurs looking good eh?


Good, glad you're well mon ami. I'm soon to start my first proper job. Bit pist off. I've managed to loaf around for 24 years. It's either drop the Hob Nob addiction or work. No choice really.

Spurs are looking quite good. We miss Mido badly though and seem to be doing sweet fanny adams about getting RatShit out of the club. So we'll stumble and bumble our way to 6th, possibly 5th spot by April. I'd have taken that at the start of the season and still will.

[Dirt McGirt]

HA! your such a funny guy.

I now know why our family has a shotgun licence......:D
You need a license to have a shotgun?

[Lillywhite]

HA! your such a funny guy.

I now know why our family has a shotgun licence......:D

Pah, that's nothing. I have a TV license. I'll see you on the battle field.

Ooooh ooooh, I'm getting a bike in a couple of weeks. I can't effing wait!

[Lillywhite]

You need a license to have a shotgun?

See my above post.

[Toon³]

You need a license to have a shotgun?

Yeah, you need a license to own any kind of gun....infact the only gun you can own is a shotgun.

[Dirt McGirt]

See my above post.You need a license for a TV?

[Toon³]

Pah, that's nothing. I have a TV license. I'll see you on the battle field.

Ooooh ooooh, I'm getting a bike in a couple of weeks. I can't effing wait!

Will you be using stabilizers?

[Lillywhite]

Yeah, you need a license to own any kind of gun....infact the only gun you can own is a shotgun.

Which you in turn need a license for. Are you lot a bunch of bumpkin farmers?

My grandfather has a shotgun but he's a chemist. Very little crime in his area. Hmmmm....

[Lillywhite]

Will you be using stabilizers?

No and I'm gonna ride it one handed too! Laws, I mock them.