NSR - ManU Forum TV thread 2nd edition

[prymetyme]

haha it seems like most threads turn into sharpova threads
hey I dont mind:D :D

[Numquam Moribimur]

Zinn you better get your game up, it seems that your girl and Andy Roddick have a lil thing going on :eek:

[littleman]

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:eek:

[Numquam Moribimur]

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hey 3 is better then 1

[MtP07]

hey 3 is better then 1

I just choked on my Cheerios...

[StrikerCW]

Wow those are nice, who is that?

[Howard Zinn]

Wow those are nice, who is that?


The girl is Scarlet Johansson, but who is the guy? What exactly is the context of the situation? And how do I get a job like that?

[Sapphire]

The girl is Scarlet Johansson, but who is the guy? What exactly is the context of the situation? And how do I get a job like that?Oooh ooh, I know. See watching tacky award shows pays dividends. Ok, it's an interview at the Golden Globes (ironic, don't ya think?), by Isaac Mizrahi. He's a "fashion designer" (but you can buy him at Target, so :rolleyes: it's kind of like calling Kathie Lee Gifford a fashion designer) But anyway, he's totally POOF. And he kept asking women about their bras and underwear. Kieira Knightley told him she had on "enormous knickers" which was funny; she seems very witty. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson told him her underwear was sown into her dress, and he was like "let me feel" and just starts feeling her up, and she was a little shocked, as you can see, but she was a good sport. She seems like a cool girl to me. So there you go.

[Howard Zinn]

Oooh ooh, I know. See watching tacky award shows pays dividends. Ok, it's an interview at the Golden Globes (ironic, don't ya think?), by Isaac Mizrahi. He's a "fashion designer" (but you can buy him at Target, so :rolleyes: it's kind of like calling Kathie Lee Gifford a fashion designer) But anyway, he's totally POOF. And he kept asking women about their bras and underwear. Kieira Knightley told him she had on "enormous knickers" which was funny; she seems very witty. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson told him her underwear was sown into her dress, and he was like "let me feel" and just starts feeling her up, and she was a little shocked, as you can see, but she was a good sport. She seems like a cool girl to me. So there you go.


I'm giving you rep for using useless knowledge.




And I also liked the Golden Globes comment. :D

[SirManchester]

Scarlet Johansen is such a total babe, if she was a dinosaur, she would be known as tyranosaurus Sex.
She's babelicious, if she was a president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.

SSCCCHHHWWIIIIIIIIIING!

[StrikerCW]

The girl is Scarlet Johansson, but who is the guy? What exactly is the context of the situation? And how do I get a job like that?
No its not. I said she was the sexiest woman on earth didn't I?

[Teso Dos Bichos]

Sorry for taking the subject away from stunning women (*) for a post or two, but I've been watching anatomist Dr Gunther von Hagens and pathologist Professor John Lee dissecting a variety of bodies to explain the processes of death. Very interesting, particularly when trying to eat during it. Although I'm not sure how many completely naked old women I can take (both alive and dead). Anyone else interested or have the stomach to watch stuff like that?
(http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/A/autopsy/index.html)

* exc. that tennis playing man

[SirManchester]

Sorry for taking the subject away from stunning women (*) for a post or two, but I've been watching anatomist Dr Gunther von Hagens and pathologist Professor John Lee dissecting a variety of bodies to explain the processes of death. Very interesting, particularly when trying to eat during it. Although I'm not sure how many completely naked old women I can take (both alive and dead). Anyone else interested or have the stomach to watch stuff like that?

* exc. that tennis playing man


::raises hand:: I actually enjoy watching this kind of thing, here in the states the Discovery Channel and HBO has several autopsy docus and reports which pretty much show everything. It's fascinating stuff.

[Teso Dos Bichos]

Good to see I'm not the only mildly disturbed person here. ;)

With Gunther, I'm not so sure whether to regard him as being a genius or just plain crazy. That was the last one tonight, so it will be interesting to see what the guy decides to do next. Hell, I might even donate my body to him.

[prymetyme]

speaking of Gunther if you wana hear something kinda wierd but easy on the eyes except for the first seen
go to google search gunter tra la la song

[SirManchester]

Good to see I'm not the only mildly disturbed person here. ;)

With Gunther, I'm not so sure whether to regard him as being a genius or just plain crazy. That was the last one tonight, so it will be interesting to see what the guy decides to do next. Hell, I might even donate my body to him.

You're already willing to give your left nut away, so what the hell..:p

[Howard Zinn]

You're already willing to give your left nut away, so what the hell..:p


You know Teso, you'll really miss Mr. Leftie when it's gone.


Edit: This just sounded strange.

[JC7rox]

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who changed the subject?! This needs to be on every page of this thread, thank you very much. Babeasaurus, indeed. Give me a football, this girl, and a deserted island. I'll be dead in a few days, but I'll die a happy man.:cool:

[SirManchester]

Here's a link from another thread. You can add your own facts. Make sure they're facts though because Jack will hunt you down and snap your neck if they're not.

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/

[Teso Dos Bichos]

who changed the subject?!

Sorry boss. :(