View Full Version : NSR - ManU Forum TV thread 2nd edition
mhtwins113
30 Jan 2006, 01:21 AM
*Sigh* Since this is the unofficial Jack Bauer worship thread :rolleyes: , and I am apparently the unofficial Man United Forum award show maven, I thought you guys would like to know that your precious Keifer Sutherland won the Screen Actors Guild award for his, um, "performance" as Jack Bauer.
Revel in the mediocrity, Bauerites!!
Watch your back Saph. I'll just leave it at that...
billyireland
30 Jan 2006, 01:36 AM
Watch your back Saph. I'll just leave it at that...
...and your ears. Jack Bauer can deafen a man from forty-two continents away.
Sapphire
30 Jan 2006, 01:41 AM
...and your ears. Jack Bauer can deafen a man from forty-two continents away.Well, beware men. It's lucky for me, then, that Jack Bauer has almost NO effect on women . . .
billyireland
30 Jan 2006, 01:46 AM
Well, beware men. It's lucky for me, then, that Jack Bauer has almost NO effect on women . . .
Jack Bauer does not descriminate. Jack Bauer does not recognise sexuality. JAck Bauer is an equal opportunity killing machine.
...and I don't even watch 24!!
Toon³
30 Jan 2006, 05:51 AM
Jack Bauer doesn't have sex, he just points at a woman, shouts BOO-YAA and impregnates her.
StrikerCW
30 Jan 2006, 08:32 AM
Jack Bauer doesn't have sex, he just points at a woman, shouts BOO-YAA and impregnates her.
No my friend, Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya. He is obviously better because he practices safe sex with his point and click.
Howard Zinn
30 Jan 2006, 10:15 AM
OK, the madness must stop. Seriously. Everyone knows Steven Seagal would ear-rape both Bauer and Norris. ;) :cool:
http://www.stevenseagal.com/steven_seagalsmall.jpg
Howard Zinn
30 Jan 2006, 10:23 AM
BOOOOOYAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :D
http://www.stevenseagal.com/463-Feat-Steven-Segal.jpg
jayro75
30 Jan 2006, 10:39 AM
BOOOOOYAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :D
http://www.stevenseagal.com/463-Feat-Steven-Segal.jpg
Steven Seagal can just point at a 12 course banquet scream Boo Yaa and it'll instantly disappear into his fat stomach....
SirManchester
30 Jan 2006, 02:14 PM
No my friend, Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya. He is obviously better because he practices safe sex with his point and click.
The fact that Norris has to practice safe sex makes him a pv$$y. Jack doesn't care about knocking up women and leaving, because he just doesnt care, and he's immune to any STD's.
Achtung
30 Jan 2006, 03:47 PM
Just over five hours until the next Jack Bauer Power Hour! :D
Numquam Moribimur
30 Jan 2006, 03:52 PM
Just over five hours until the next Jack Bauer Power Hour! :D
I better not fall asleep this time:mad: :eek:
prymetyme
30 Jan 2006, 05:30 PM
is this at 8 or 9, im determined not to miss it tonight
SirManchester
30 Jan 2006, 05:31 PM
@ 9 damnit!
MtP07
30 Jan 2006, 05:39 PM
I'll be going dark from 9-10 tonight... :D
prymetyme
30 Jan 2006, 06:10 PM
it would be interesting to see the dip of people on the man utd boards from 9-10 tonight lol
Teso Dos Bichos
30 Jan 2006, 06:36 PM
I'm being forced to watch some random penis programme. :eek:
SirManchester
30 Jan 2006, 07:12 PM
I'm being forced to watch some random penis programme. :eek:
It's called gay porn :rolleyes:
johno
30 Jan 2006, 07:17 PM
so who would have believed that until billy mentioned 24 higher up in this thread that I didn't even know what show Jack Bauer was on???
:D
I don't watch TV and I'm proud.
DutchFootballRulez
30 Jan 2006, 07:20 PM
so who would have believed that until billy mentioned 24 higher up in this thread that I didn't even know what show Jack Bauer was on???
:D
I don't watch TV and I'm proud.
Yes we know, you read books and listen to Five for Fighting.