The Manchester United Drinking Game: 2006 Edition

[Motterman]

The Manchester United Drinking Game
2006 Edition

Gary Neville:

+gets an assist from a cross – 1 drink
+dives and gets booked for simulation – 1 drink
+wins a penalty (honestly) – 2 drinks
+on the pitch, but not playing right back - CHUG


Rio Ferdinand:

+heads away a corner kick – 1 drink
+brings the ball from our own half into the opposition’s penalty area – 2 drinks
+scores a goal – 3 drinks
+executes a perfect slidetackle – CHUG

Edwin Van Der Sar:

+parries a shot over the bar – 1 drink
+punches a cross out for a throw in – 1 drink
+throws the ball almost to the half line – 2 drinks
+saves a penalty against the scousers – CHUG

Ryan Giggs:

+dribbles a defender turning him inside out more than once – 1 drink
+scores a goal on a volley – 2 drinks
+lays the ball back for Scholes to blast one from the edge of the penalty area – 1 drink
+same thing, but for Wayne Rooney – 2 drinks
+scores with his right foot - CHUG

Cristiano Ronaldo:

+keeps his feet after a defender tries to tackle him – 1 drink
+sprints back to help defend after giving ball away cheaply – 2 drinks
+does more than 5 stepovers at one time – 3 drinks
+scores a goal that wins a match – CHUG

Paul Scholes:

+executes a clean tackle – 3 drinks
+booked for a rash challenge – 2 drinks
+scores a goal from the edge of the area – 2 drinks
+passes the ball back to Van Der Sar – CHUG

Darren Fletcher:

+makes a square pass – 1 drink
+makes a back pass – 1 drink
+makes a looping defence-splitting pass – 3 drinks
+executes a 1 touch pass – 1 drink
+scores a goal – CHUG

Ruud Van Nistelrooy:

+flagged for offside – 1 drink
+gets fouled hard, but there’s no call – 2 drinks
+wins a penalty (don’t care if it’s fairly or not) – 1 drink
+scores the resultant penalty kick– 2 drinks
+takes a shot from outside the penalty area – 1 drink
+and scores - CHUG

Wayne Rooney:

+breaks up the opposition’s move in our own penalty area – 1 drink
+video captures him swearing – 2 drinks
+audio? – 2 drinks
+scores a goal after roasting 1 defender – 1 drink
+2 defenders – 2 drinks
+3 defenders – 3 drinks
+4 or more? - CHUG

Sir Alex Ferguson:

+shown shouting at players or referee – 2 drinks
+waving to the crowd smiling – 1 drink
+shown chewing gum – 1 drink
+shown on the touchline looking at his watch – 2 drinks
+makes a substitution before the 65th minute, not because of an injury – CHUG

The Team:

+The team is wearing red shirts, white shorts, and black socks – 1 drink
+United score on a corner kick – 2 drinks
+Any player scores a hat trick – 3 drinks
+3 points against City – 3 drinks
+Beckham’s name is mentioned during the broadcast – 7 drinks
+United score in stoppage time (either at the half or the end of the match) – CHUG
+George Best is mentioned during the broadcast – CHUG TWICE
+You see Motterman at the pub – Give him beer to CHUG with you.


Feel free to add you own.... :D

[newsweetheart]

Just be careful if you have to drive after playing this game... wouldn't be much fun if someone wound up in jail or hurting themselves or someone else... :)

[Motterman]

Just be careful if you have to drive after playing this game... wouldn't be much fun if someone wound up in jail or hurting themselves or someone else... :)

I forgot, this is the 2006 Home Edition. :D

[listen_up_fergie]

Ryan Giggs
+ If you spot him on the pitch - 1 drink :D

[prymetyme]

[/QUOTE] +You see Motterman at the pub – Give him beer to CHUG with you.


Feel free to add you own.... :D [/QUOTE]

best thread ever i plan on using this for the city match sat night for the tape delay at 11 of FSC ps. what do you condider one drink lol

[haven]

I'd be dead by halftime. Wouldn't trust to drive myself home after about five minutes! And yes, I can hold my liquor.

Motterman's liver most be titanium alloy...

[StrikerCW]

What does everyone like to drink? Guess I could start a new thread, maybe later.